06-22-2021, 19:28:57 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-22-2021, 19:32:28 PM by NoahStratos.)
eight days later
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 18
It's Shitass's turn. Rolling the Dice Block nets him a 5. Before coming face to face with the Fly Guy, the Koopa Bank services arrive once again.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Shitass drops 5 of his coins into the Koopa Troopa's hands one by one.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 25 coins in storage. Thank you for visiting.
Shitass goes out of the frying pan and potentially into the fire when he goes to talk to the Fly Guy just close by.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Out of spite, Shitass drops in 10 more coins to the Fly Guy to carry Michael Afton all the way to the center island. Michael unfortunately is placed on the Battle Space just a move from Yegor's grim composure.
Shitass lands on a Red Space and is set down to 12 coins, resulting in him not being able to purchase a star for now.
It's Henry Stickmin's turn. A Dice Block appears above his head as he pulls out a small hammer to break it into pieces where it leaves a 5 in its wake. He attempts to talk to Private Ryan after giving him 15 coins.
Ryan: Fine, then. I'll request you some reinforcements.
Eventually, Ryan's communicator manages to help a helicopter manned by a Dry Bones. Two Waddle Doos come out carrying a crate of items towards Henry, which he prys open with a crowbar to see what's inside. They just happen to be a
Henry then moves just one space more and stops on a Blue Space, amassing 9 coins. And ending his eighteen turn with 45 coins and a single star.
It's Boyfriend's turn. He pulls out his Goomba Orb and tosses it onto the only Red Space he can see in his point of view. After hitting the Dice Block which stopped on a 8, he zips past the Capsule Machine in his path and stops just before the space where the HOC Tactical Dolls were stationed in the board, earning himself 9 coins from the Blue Space he managed to land on.
It's Michael Afton's turn. He groans as he hits the Dice Block above his head, as no matter what number he rolls, he is doomed. He rolls a 3 and takes one step to then meet face to face with Yegor.
Yegor: Another low wage warrior... My name is Yegor, captain of the esteemed KCCO. I'll show you why so many people fear me and my army. Now turn back. You won't feel a thing.
Yegor then pulls out an MP-446 and shoots Michael in the back of the head. Instead of bloody carnage, Michael Afton is arrested of 48 of his coins, leaving him with only 25 coins left to spare.
As Yegor leaves into the recesses deep within the center island of the canyon, Morden returns for what may potentially be his last hurrah as he swerves into the position Yegor was at formerly.
A Bunby Catcher picks up Michael Afton and carries him back to start. A clerical drone magically heals Michael Afton of any injuries the gunshot made Michael sustain and now the part-timer is back to normal just in time for the mini-game.
It's yet another 2-vs-2 mini-game, with Shitass and Michael versus Boyfriend and Henry!
Turn 18 Mini-Game - Bumper Crop (video of minigame)
The players are escorted to a quaint little garden in the mythical Sun Kingdom. Nike Remercier has finished tending to it and instructs the players on what to do as Crazee Dayzees riding carriages back up into the view of the partiers.
Nike: You're a peculiar bunch, no? I don't have any labor to help port these crops over to a faraway kingdom so you all must help carry them to the wagons you see before you. I will reward the duo who does the most work thusly with gold. Good luck!
The players start pulling out vegetables like down in Subcon as the mini-game begins.
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 18
It's Shitass's turn. Rolling the Dice Block nets him a 5. Before coming face to face with the Fly Guy, the Koopa Bank services arrive once again.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Shitass drops 5 of his coins into the Koopa Troopa's hands one by one.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 25 coins in storage. Thank you for visiting.
Shitass goes out of the frying pan and potentially into the fire when he goes to talk to the Fly Guy just close by.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Out of spite, Shitass drops in 10 more coins to the Fly Guy to carry Michael Afton all the way to the center island. Michael unfortunately is placed on the Battle Space just a move from Yegor's grim composure.
Shitass lands on a Red Space and is set down to 12 coins, resulting in him not being able to purchase a star for now.
It's Henry Stickmin's turn. A Dice Block appears above his head as he pulls out a small hammer to break it into pieces where it leaves a 5 in its wake. He attempts to talk to Private Ryan after giving him 15 coins.
Ryan: Fine, then. I'll request you some reinforcements.
Eventually, Ryan's communicator manages to help a helicopter manned by a Dry Bones. Two Waddle Doos come out carrying a crate of items towards Henry, which he prys open with a crowbar to see what's inside. They just happen to be a
Magic LampThe player summons a genie to take them directly to the Star Space.
and a Mega MushroomAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one. Players who pass other players who are not moving and are at their destination already steal 10 coins from the player they crush. Prevents the user from purchasing stars at the Star Space.
, which Henry picks up in glee.Henry then moves just one space more and stops on a Blue Space, amassing 9 coins. And ending his eighteen turn with 45 coins and a single star.
It's Boyfriend's turn. He pulls out his Goomba Orb and tosses it onto the only Red Space he can see in his point of view. After hitting the Dice Block which stopped on a 8, he zips past the Capsule Machine in his path and stops just before the space where the HOC Tactical Dolls were stationed in the board, earning himself 9 coins from the Blue Space he managed to land on.
It's Michael Afton's turn. He groans as he hits the Dice Block above his head, as no matter what number he rolls, he is doomed. He rolls a 3 and takes one step to then meet face to face with Yegor.
Yegor: Another low wage warrior... My name is Yegor, captain of the esteemed KCCO. I'll show you why so many people fear me and my army. Now turn back. You won't feel a thing.
Yegor then pulls out an MP-446 and shoots Michael in the back of the head. Instead of bloody carnage, Michael Afton is arrested of 48 of his coins, leaving him with only 25 coins left to spare.
As Yegor leaves into the recesses deep within the center island of the canyon, Morden returns for what may potentially be his last hurrah as he swerves into the position Yegor was at formerly.
A Bunby Catcher picks up Michael Afton and carries him back to start. A clerical drone magically heals Michael Afton of any injuries the gunshot made Michael sustain and now the part-timer is back to normal just in time for the mini-game.
It's yet another 2-vs-2 mini-game, with Shitass and Michael versus Boyfriend and Henry!
Turn 18 Mini-Game - Bumper Crop (video of minigame)
The players are escorted to a quaint little garden in the mythical Sun Kingdom. Nike Remercier has finished tending to it and instructs the players on what to do as Crazee Dayzees riding carriages back up into the view of the partiers.
Nike: You're a peculiar bunch, no? I don't have any labor to help port these crops over to a faraway kingdom so you all must help carry them to the wagons you see before you. I will reward the duo who does the most work thusly with gold. Good luck!
The players start pulling out vegetables like down in Subcon as the mini-game begins.
- Shitass and Michael Afton try pulling out a potato and carrot respectively but are denied access to the carriage by a Crazee Dayzee holding up a flag with a red X on it.
- Henry and Boyfriend manage to toss in a potato and a turnip into their own carriage.
- Shitass and Michael are yet to throw in their vegetables they have been holding for a little bit longer as the Crazee Dayzee refuses to cooperate by not holding up a flag with a blue O instead, still using the flag with the X on it.
- Henry and Boyfriend toss in the second required turnip and a carrot into their carriage due to their Crazee Dayzee being more generous to the duo.
- Shitass and Michael are still being refused access to the carriage as the Crazee Dayzee near their carriage is still holding up the flag with an X on it.
- Henry and Boyfriend toss in the two last required vegetables to stomp out their opposition with a flawless victory.
Turn 18 Map & Player Status
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>no ulterior character motive<