06-20-2021, 09:52:11 AM
Florien and Florian drop by in a stolen time machine and casually erase the kingdom of West Philadelphia from existence by screwing with timelines. They then steal the Pizza from the fractured reality of the future and travel to the Permian era to change history so that sauropsids become the dominant kind of thing then instead of synapsids, to see if that means that an eventual sapient civilization-building species has two temporal fenestra instead of one in this new timeline.
Why did they do that? Probably because it seemed fun. However, making reproduction harder for mammal-ancestors and making the same easier for reptile-ancestors turns out to be an absurd amount of work, even with a time machine. They're so busy trying to alter the timeline hundreds of millions of years ago that they leave the Pizza unattended for just a moment, allowing it to be snatched by...
Why did they do that? Probably because it seemed fun. However, making reproduction harder for mammal-ancestors and making the same easier for reptile-ancestors turns out to be an absurd amount of work, even with a time machine. They're so busy trying to alter the timeline hundreds of millions of years ago that they leave the Pizza unattended for just a moment, allowing it to be snatched by...
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