06-14-2021, 17:05:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-14-2021, 17:08:38 PM by NoahStratos.)
yikes, sorry for the two-week delay, i guess i have to get ahead with these as much as possible before the next board
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 17
It's Shitass's turn. He immediately uses his Flutter Orb to "Dream" his way to the star.
Flutter: Thanks for calling me over! I'm here to take you to the Star Space. Hang on tight.
Flutter picks up the blocky meme and carries him over the center island to the Star Space.
Flutter: Good luck out there! Tell them I sent you!
Muskular: I'm impressed with how much you've advanced. Do you want to buy another star for 20 coins?
Shitass pays up the 20 coin fee and grabs himself another star, making him the first player with three stars in hand.
The newest Star Space location is right on the center island, where the lone Blue Space used to be. A rather unfortunate position, not to mention the fact that Shitass was right on that island earlier.
Shitass hits the Dice Block by just punching it. Rolling a 8, he skips past the Capsule Machine to talk to the HOC T-Dolls again for assistance.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
This time around, Shitass stays stingy and so puts himself into the supersized mortar without any further input from the three girls.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Shitass ends up flying all the way over to the top right island of the canyon and unfortunately lands on the Red Space right before the Evil Space that Henry was still standing on. A vortex of flames appears right next to the Evil Space. An arm of fire grabs Shitass and yanks him in.
Shitass has ended up in the ruined part of the canyon for what may have seemed to be his first time. Rubicante was waiting for him.
Rubicante: Welcome my lucky victim. I've been getting a lot of new visitors for me to tortue now, eh? What misfortune shall I lay upon ye?
Rubicante sparks another idea.
Rubicante: Ah! Just the thing for you! I will take one of your precious stars!
A flaming meteor smashes Shitass square in the face as a star is knocked straight out of his inventory. The Archfiend of Fire grabs it up like Pokémon cards in a liquidation sale.
Rubicante: Delightful sacrifice... I have been thoroughly satisfied, I've seen enough for now. Have a rotten day!
Shitass is yanked back into the main board where he once was with a warp hex.
It's Henry's turn. He rolls a 6 and starting moving only to be stopped by the Koopa Bank space partway through.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Henry Stickmin begrudgingly sacrifice 5 of his coins.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 20 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.
He stops one move later to listen to Fly Guy's offering.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Henry willingly risks going to the center island in order to reach the current Star Space. The Fly Guy is currently the only way that players can reach it right now. The Fly Guy plops him onto the Battle Space right next to Morden. A bit of a bummer.
Henry's last couple moves are rendered moot as he is cornered by Morden.
Morden: Guten tag, unfortunate one! I am the leader of the Rebel Army! Now let me show you why most armies are scared of me! Time to blow you into bits!
Henry is hit by the blast of the shell Morden's tank fires as he passes out. It's a fail for both him and Morden because Henry had no items to sacrifice.
An Bunby Catcher picks up the mangled Henry's body back to the start area, here he'll hopefully get some TLC before the turn's obligatory mini-game.
Morden has already left the scene and Yegor has gone back onto the surface of the center island of the canyon for what seems to be one more time.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses an Chain Chomp Orb to pick on the defenseless Henry Stickmin.
Chain Chomp: Bark bark bark! <Is a star the thing you want? Feed me the 50 coins first, I'm starving!>
Boyfriend gives the Chain Chomp the 50 coin requirement as it hops its way towards the start area. It notices the lifeless corpse of the stickman and proceeds to nab one of his stars right out of hammerspace and places it between its teeth like a chew toy.
Chain Chomp: Pant pant pant pant pant… awooooooooo! <Here's a star, stolen just for you. That was exhilarating!>
Boyfriend now has 2 stars and 9 coins. As the Dice Block appears above him, he slaps it as it stops on a 2. Due to his low rol he stops by the Capsule Machine in his path to try talking to it.
Capsule Machine: OK, I'll give you an Orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...
The Capsule Machine spat out a
Boyfriend stops on the Blue Space right after the space that Capsule Machine occupied and earns himself 9 coins, effectively doubling his coin count by two.
It's Michael's turn. He opens up his Tweester Orb as the Tweester spins into life, drops into the abyss below, comes back up to carry the Star Space with it and flies away. In the former Star Space's place is a Blue Space. The Tweester managed to move the Star Space over to the top right island of Wario's canyon, right on top of one of the two lone Blue Spaces of that island.
Michael Afton then hits the Dice Block and nets a 7. He picks up a
Captain Syrup: Sorry, dear! It seems like your inventory is too deep! Come back when your pockets are emptier.
Michael Afton sighs and heads onwards with his roll, stopping at the Blue Space directly after the start area. He receives 9 coins.
Now that Henry is back to healthy status, he'll have to team up with Shitass for a 2 vs 2 against the stars of Friday Night Funkin' and Five Nights at Freddy's!
Turn 17 Mini-Game - Toad Bandstand (video of minigame)
The players are transported to a forest on various giant flowers nested under the light of the basking sun piercing through the hole in the forest above. Hopping onto the giant buttercup is Toad Man, who croaks out the instructions of the mini-game.
Pulling out a baton from hammerspace, the music to the mini-game starts.
After constant tone-deaf notes and acorn bonks, the music stops as Toad Man declares the Boyfriend and Michael Afton the better duet. He does a little dance and instead of acid rain is a rain of coins that goes towards the winners.
![[Image: 54165f746274563d50917582b039a30d.png]](https://i.gyazo.com/54165f746274563d50917582b039a30d.png)
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 17
It's Shitass's turn. He immediately uses his Flutter Orb to "Dream" his way to the star.
Flutter: Thanks for calling me over! I'm here to take you to the Star Space. Hang on tight.
Flutter picks up the blocky meme and carries him over the center island to the Star Space.
Flutter: Good luck out there! Tell them I sent you!
Muskular: I'm impressed with how much you've advanced. Do you want to buy another star for 20 coins?
Shitass pays up the 20 coin fee and grabs himself another star, making him the first player with three stars in hand.
The newest Star Space location is right on the center island, where the lone Blue Space used to be. A rather unfortunate position, not to mention the fact that Shitass was right on that island earlier.
Shitass hits the Dice Block by just punching it. Rolling a 8, he skips past the Capsule Machine to talk to the HOC T-Dolls again for assistance.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
This time around, Shitass stays stingy and so puts himself into the supersized mortar without any further input from the three girls.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Shitass ends up flying all the way over to the top right island of the canyon and unfortunately lands on the Red Space right before the Evil Space that Henry was still standing on. A vortex of flames appears right next to the Evil Space. An arm of fire grabs Shitass and yanks him in.
Shitass has ended up in the ruined part of the canyon for what may have seemed to be his first time. Rubicante was waiting for him.
Rubicante: Welcome my lucky victim. I've been getting a lot of new visitors for me to tortue now, eh? What misfortune shall I lay upon ye?
Rubicante sparks another idea.
Rubicante: Ah! Just the thing for you! I will take one of your precious stars!
A flaming meteor smashes Shitass square in the face as a star is knocked straight out of his inventory. The Archfiend of Fire grabs it up like Pokémon cards in a liquidation sale.
Rubicante: Delightful sacrifice... I have been thoroughly satisfied, I've seen enough for now. Have a rotten day!
Shitass is yanked back into the main board where he once was with a warp hex.
It's Henry's turn. He rolls a 6 and starting moving only to be stopped by the Koopa Bank space partway through.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Henry Stickmin begrudgingly sacrifice 5 of his coins.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 20 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.
He stops one move later to listen to Fly Guy's offering.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Henry willingly risks going to the center island in order to reach the current Star Space. The Fly Guy is currently the only way that players can reach it right now. The Fly Guy plops him onto the Battle Space right next to Morden. A bit of a bummer.
Henry's last couple moves are rendered moot as he is cornered by Morden.
Morden: Guten tag, unfortunate one! I am the leader of the Rebel Army! Now let me show you why most armies are scared of me! Time to blow you into bits!
Henry is hit by the blast of the shell Morden's tank fires as he passes out. It's a fail for both him and Morden because Henry had no items to sacrifice.
An Bunby Catcher picks up the mangled Henry's body back to the start area, here he'll hopefully get some TLC before the turn's obligatory mini-game.
Morden has already left the scene and Yegor has gone back onto the surface of the center island of the canyon for what seems to be one more time.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses an Chain Chomp Orb to pick on the defenseless Henry Stickmin.
Chain Chomp: Bark bark bark! <Is a star the thing you want? Feed me the 50 coins first, I'm starving!>
Boyfriend gives the Chain Chomp the 50 coin requirement as it hops its way towards the start area. It notices the lifeless corpse of the stickman and proceeds to nab one of his stars right out of hammerspace and places it between its teeth like a chew toy.
Chain Chomp: Pant pant pant pant pant… awooooooooo! <Here's a star, stolen just for you. That was exhilarating!>
Boyfriend now has 2 stars and 9 coins. As the Dice Block appears above him, he slaps it as it stops on a 2. Due to his low rol he stops by the Capsule Machine in his path to try talking to it.
Capsule Machine: OK, I'll give you an Orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...
The Capsule Machine spat out a
Foley OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates is attacked by a Foley, causing the player who landed on it and other players who happened to be on the same space as the player to lose 20 coins.
.Boyfriend stops on the Blue Space right after the space that Capsule Machine occupied and earns himself 9 coins, effectively doubling his coin count by two.
It's Michael's turn. He opens up his Tweester Orb as the Tweester spins into life, drops into the abyss below, comes back up to carry the Star Space with it and flies away. In the former Star Space's place is a Blue Space. The Tweester managed to move the Star Space over to the top right island of Wario's canyon, right on top of one of the two lone Blue Spaces of that island.
Michael Afton then hits the Dice Block and nets a 7. He picks up a
Super Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.
from an Orb Space. Approaching the shop, Michael Afton could overhear Captain Syrup's voice.Captain Syrup: Sorry, dear! It seems like your inventory is too deep! Come back when your pockets are emptier.
Michael Afton sighs and heads onwards with his roll, stopping at the Blue Space directly after the start area. He receives 9 coins.
Now that Henry is back to healthy status, he'll have to team up with Shitass for a 2 vs 2 against the stars of Friday Night Funkin' and Five Nights at Freddy's!
Turn 17 Mini-Game - Toad Bandstand (video of minigame)
The players are transported to a forest on various giant flowers nested under the light of the basking sun piercing through the hole in the forest above. Hopping onto the giant buttercup is Toad Man, who croaks out the instructions of the mini-game.
Pulling out a baton from hammerspace, the music to the mini-game starts.
After constant tone-deaf notes and acorn bonks, the music stops as Toad Man declares the Boyfriend and Michael Afton the better duet. He does a little dance and instead of acid rain is a rain of coins that goes towards the winners.
Turn 17 Map & Player Status
>no ulterior character motive<