06-01-2021, 01:36:26 AM
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three days later
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 16
With Captain Syrup finally back in business and 15 grueling turns finally over, it was time for Muskular to prepare the players for the Final Five Turns event.
Muskular is at the star area of the board as he begins his speech.
Muskular: It's finally time for the final 5 turns to begin! I'm impressed your integrity allowed you to get this far. Without further ado, let's get this lengthy mission down to its last lap!
Muskular lists the standings.
Muskular: Henry is in first, Michael is in second. We all know who's in third, but Boyfriend is in last!
Boyfriend is hurled through a wormhole. After recovering from dizziness, he is ordered to hit a block to see what will change during the last 5 turns of the board.
The block projects an image showing a Blue Space and a Red Space upon a mound of coins. A x3 is superimposed on the image.
Muskular: Pretty interesting choice there! All coin values on Blue and Red Spaces are tripled! It's gonna jump from three to nine!
Muskular: Anyways with that out of the way, let's get this over with!
It's Shitass's turn. He uses up his Mushroom Orb. Upon seeing two Dice Blocks appear above his head, he burns both of them alive with a Flint and Steel causing them to drop two sooty sixes instead. Shitass has managed to roll doubles and lo and behold the dice did leave Shitass a parting gift of 10 coins which he snatches up from the ground in a split second. 2 moves in and he immediately reaches the Star Space.
Muskular is astounded by the amount of coins he has at the moment but asks anyways if he wants a star for 20 coins. Shitass obliges and as such shoots up immediately into first with 2 stars and 127 coins in tow. The newest Star Space are is sandwiched between two Blue Spaces within the lower right island of the canyon.
Shitass continues onwards with his turn, picking up a
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Shitass gives up 5 of his coins, not that it's going to really hurt his massive triple-digit coin count...
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 15 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.
He soon gets to talk with the Fly Guy and attempts to listen to what he has to say.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Not risking his life on the Evil Space he could definitely land on, he orders the Fly Guy to take him to the center island instead. The Fly Guy does his duty and plops him on to a Dual Space right near the only Blue Space on the center island. He moves a couple more spaces and stops on a Battle Space, as he is engulfed in an explosion. Luckily for him, it wasn't a Creeper but a sign that Bombette and her crew of Bob-omb helpers are ready to shake things up with a Battle Mini-game.
Bombette: Looks like it's time for a Battle Mini-Game! I'm your host, Bombette. I'm going to blow up this box that one of my folks placed here so I know what amount of coins all players are going to wager.
She uses Bomb on the wooden box and in the box was a large stone tablet with the number 30 etched onto it.
After the Bob-omb crew took the coins from all four players (Shitass was wasting precious time dropping some of his coins for one of the Bob-ombs to pick up one by one), Bombette was about ready to request Muskular to take them to the area where the Battle Mini-game will be held.
Bombette: Huh? 91 coins only? The partygoers must be short of funds. May the best win anyways. This next mini-game might press your luck and lives... My Bob-omb referees will be coming with you guys to the mini-game location shortly.
Turn 16 Battle Mini-Game - Cut From The Team (video of minigame)
The players and the crew of Bob-ombs arrive at an odd structure etched into a side of a mountain. Upon being read the instructions from the Bob-omb referee directly, the players form a single file line as Shitass begins the mini-game holding some shears.
Upon eventually returning to the board proper, Bombette congratulates the players for a great game, before heading off the board with the hovercraft.
It's Henry's turn. As Ellie's words echo in his brain, Mr. Stickmin's greed takes him over as he unleashes his Chain Chomp Orb to nab some coins straight from Shitass's deep pockets.
Chain Chomp: Arf arf! <You want me to steal something for you? No problem!>
The Chain Chomp leaps in a single bound towards Shitass who is pulverized by the metallic guard dog, who loses 17 of his coins.
Chain Chomp: Woof woof! <What a steal! Here's 17 coins for you!>
Henry then hits the Dice Block and rolls a 9. He picks up a
Rubicante: Greetings. Rubicante welcomes you to the Evil Space. What misfortune shall I inflict this time...
Rubicante obtains a wonderful and awful plan.
Rubicante: Let's try something unique. I have to give credit to Yegor for this, I wouldn't have known about it without it. Hehehe... let's test it out shall we. Feast your eyes on a Social Revolution!
The earth quakes like a buzzer as Rubicante recants the spell to even the odds. Everyone except Henry ended up with 46 coins. Henry is one coin short off that mark.
Rubicante: I do admit the spell wasn't as perfect as I hoped... ha, it's done an effective job for me already! Time to forcibly remove you from my premises. Have a rotten day, sir!
Another scorching vortex of fire whisks Henry back to the Evil Space he was once on.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 9. He picks up a
Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?
He declines paying 10 coins for special access to certain islands in the board so he goes ahead and doesn't spend anything. The British soldiers load him into the howitzer like a submarine torpedo as he is shot into the sky and into the bottom right island, where he lands on a Blue Space right after the end of the bridge with the Red Space behind it. He stops moving and earns 9 coins from the Blue Space his rough landing led him to.
It's Michael's turn. He punches the Dice Block and freaks out as it lands on a 1. Upon landing on the Evil Space, he gets enveloped in a tornado of flames and ends up in the razed canyon where Rubicante was plotting more things to do behind the background.
Rubicante: Ah... another visitor so soon? Welcome to my domain. What havoc shall be caused today?
Rubicante decides on an idea in just a few seconds.
Rubicante: It's time for another Social Revolution. Yegor will be elated to see his motherland have a grasp on the canyon as I cast more of these curses.
Another tremor shakes the canyon. When Michael regains his consciousness, every player ended up with 48 coins. Michale is one coin short off that value.
Rubicante: You're dismissed. I can't wait to see you all soon!
Another inferno wraps itself around Michael and he is whisked back to the board in a daze.
It's the Boyfriend against Michael Afton, Henry Stickmin, and Shitass! The 1-vs-3 mini-games don't stop coming!
Turn 16 Mini-Game - River Raiders (video of minigame)
The four players arrive at a raging river near a broken bridge. A Red Shell chained with three green shells is laid on the green near them. A red Koopa Troopa and a Blastoise are there waiting for them to arrive. As the Pokémon bellows out the instructions of the mini-game, the Koopa Troopa attempts to translate his words. Various aniads pick up the four players and the shell contraption and send them in the river. The players are washed away from the destroyed bridge as the mini-game begins.
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 16
With Captain Syrup finally back in business and 15 grueling turns finally over, it was time for Muskular to prepare the players for the Final Five Turns event.
Muskular is at the star area of the board as he begins his speech.
Muskular: It's finally time for the final 5 turns to begin! I'm impressed your integrity allowed you to get this far. Without further ado, let's get this lengthy mission down to its last lap!
Muskular lists the standings.
Muskular: Henry is in first, Michael is in second. We all know who's in third, but Boyfriend is in last!
Boyfriend is hurled through a wormhole. After recovering from dizziness, he is ordered to hit a block to see what will change during the last 5 turns of the board.
The block projects an image showing a Blue Space and a Red Space upon a mound of coins. A x3 is superimposed on the image.
Muskular: Pretty interesting choice there! All coin values on Blue and Red Spaces are tripled! It's gonna jump from three to nine!
Muskular: Anyways with that out of the way, let's get this over with!
It's Shitass's turn. He uses up his Mushroom Orb. Upon seeing two Dice Blocks appear above his head, he burns both of them alive with a Flint and Steel causing them to drop two sooty sixes instead. Shitass has managed to roll doubles and lo and behold the dice did leave Shitass a parting gift of 10 coins which he snatches up from the ground in a split second. 2 moves in and he immediately reaches the Star Space.
Muskular is astounded by the amount of coins he has at the moment but asks anyways if he wants a star for 20 coins. Shitass obliges and as such shoots up immediately into first with 2 stars and 127 coins in tow. The newest Star Space are is sandwiched between two Blue Spaces within the lower right island of the canyon.
Shitass continues onwards with his turn, picking up a
Flutter OrbA Flutter flies to the player and takes them directly to the Star Space.
from an Orb Space in his path. He is immediately stopped by the Koopa Bank services upon his approach of the Fly Guy.Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Shitass gives up 5 of his coins, not that it's going to really hurt his massive triple-digit coin count...
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 15 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.
He soon gets to talk with the Fly Guy and attempts to listen to what he has to say.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Not risking his life on the Evil Space he could definitely land on, he orders the Fly Guy to take him to the center island instead. The Fly Guy does his duty and plops him on to a Dual Space right near the only Blue Space on the center island. He moves a couple more spaces and stops on a Battle Space, as he is engulfed in an explosion. Luckily for him, it wasn't a Creeper but a sign that Bombette and her crew of Bob-omb helpers are ready to shake things up with a Battle Mini-game.
Bombette: Looks like it's time for a Battle Mini-Game! I'm your host, Bombette. I'm going to blow up this box that one of my folks placed here so I know what amount of coins all players are going to wager.
She uses Bomb on the wooden box and in the box was a large stone tablet with the number 30 etched onto it.
After the Bob-omb crew took the coins from all four players (Shitass was wasting precious time dropping some of his coins for one of the Bob-ombs to pick up one by one), Bombette was about ready to request Muskular to take them to the area where the Battle Mini-game will be held.
Bombette: Huh? 91 coins only? The partygoers must be short of funds. May the best win anyways. This next mini-game might press your luck and lives... My Bob-omb referees will be coming with you guys to the mini-game location shortly.
Turn 16 Battle Mini-Game - Cut From The Team (video of minigame)
The players and the crew of Bob-ombs arrive at an odd structure etched into a side of a mountain. Upon being read the instructions from the Bob-omb referee directly, the players form a single file line as Shitass begins the mini-game holding some shears.
- Shitass snips off the wire on the total far right of the one row of wires. Everyone except Shitass ducks for cover, where Shitass just sneaks and looks down on the ground. Nothing happens and play continues with Henry Stickmin, who is tossed a pair of scissors by the crew of Bob-ombs watching.
- Henry Stickmin cuts the wire the second from the right from the wires that are left. Everyone ducks for cover. No response.
- Boyfriend gives the scissors a chance as he snips the wire immediately to the left of the space where the wire that Henry snipped off used to be. Everyone ducks for cover. No reaction. Boyfriend sprints to the back of the line.
- Michael's turn to use the scissors. He cuts the wire sitting first in line on the far left, right on the edge. After pruning the wire off, every player cowers as the stand underneath the poor saps springs loose. Michael has been eliminated as he descends into the valley below.
- It's Shitass's turn again. He trims away the wire next to the space where the previous wire Shitass cut used to be. Everyone takes cover... too bad Shitass doesn't realize he'll be launched thirty meters into the air as he is eliminated out of the game and is set en route to the valley ground.
- It's Henry's turn with the scissors. He cuts the wire that immediately followed the one Boyfriend sliced out a bit while ago in the mini-game. The browser game duo take cover. Nothing happens as play rotates back to Boyfriend.
- Boyfriend takes a good look at the setup so far and snips one of the wires left out of blind guessing. No response from the stand below him. Henry then takes the scissors and begins his next turn on the ropes.
- Henry snips the remaining wire in the middle of the wire field, to the left of Boyfriend's previously cut wire. Everyone ducks for cover... a few seconds later and Henry is ejected into the sky via springboard and into the deep valley below. Boyfriend has won a luck-based Battle Mini-game from pure serendipity.
Upon eventually returning to the board proper, Bombette congratulates the players for a great game, before heading off the board with the hovercraft.
It's Henry's turn. As Ellie's words echo in his brain, Mr. Stickmin's greed takes him over as he unleashes his Chain Chomp Orb to nab some coins straight from Shitass's deep pockets.
Chain Chomp: Arf arf! <You want me to steal something for you? No problem!>
The Chain Chomp leaps in a single bound towards Shitass who is pulverized by the metallic guard dog, who loses 17 of his coins.
Chain Chomp: Woof woof! <What a steal! Here's 17 coins for you!>
Henry then hits the Dice Block and rolls a 9. He picks up a
Podoboo OrbThe space it lands on burns the player who tries to bypass the space it created, forcing the player to move ten extra spaces and deletes all their items.
and a Waddle Dee OrbGives you a free item that replaces this item after being used.
from Orb Spaces on his way across the top two islands. He gulps once he realized his destination is a Evil Space. An explosion engulfs Henry as he is taken to a remote part of the canyon, where the foliage and structures have been burnt to the ground. Rubicante was waiting.Rubicante: Greetings. Rubicante welcomes you to the Evil Space. What misfortune shall I inflict this time...
Rubicante obtains a wonderful and awful plan.
Rubicante: Let's try something unique. I have to give credit to Yegor for this, I wouldn't have known about it without it. Hehehe... let's test it out shall we. Feast your eyes on a Social Revolution!
The earth quakes like a buzzer as Rubicante recants the spell to even the odds. Everyone except Henry ended up with 46 coins. Henry is one coin short off that mark.
Rubicante: I do admit the spell wasn't as perfect as I hoped... ha, it's done an effective job for me already! Time to forcibly remove you from my premises. Have a rotten day, sir!
Another scorching vortex of fire whisks Henry back to the Evil Space he was once on.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 9. He picks up a
Chain Chomp OrbSummons a Chain Chomp who allows you to steal coins for free or a Star for 50 coins from a single target. It can target any player who does not have a Bone Orb in their inventory.
from an Orb Space before stopping at the spot where the giant howitzer is being handled after getting rid of his Spiny Orb.Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?
He declines paying 10 coins for special access to certain islands in the board so he goes ahead and doesn't spend anything. The British soldiers load him into the howitzer like a submarine torpedo as he is shot into the sky and into the bottom right island, where he lands on a Blue Space right after the end of the bridge with the Red Space behind it. He stops moving and earns 9 coins from the Blue Space his rough landing led him to.
It's Michael's turn. He punches the Dice Block and freaks out as it lands on a 1. Upon landing on the Evil Space, he gets enveloped in a tornado of flames and ends up in the razed canyon where Rubicante was plotting more things to do behind the background.
Rubicante: Ah... another visitor so soon? Welcome to my domain. What havoc shall be caused today?
Rubicante decides on an idea in just a few seconds.
Rubicante: It's time for another Social Revolution. Yegor will be elated to see his motherland have a grasp on the canyon as I cast more of these curses.
Another tremor shakes the canyon. When Michael regains his consciousness, every player ended up with 48 coins. Michale is one coin short off that value.
Rubicante: You're dismissed. I can't wait to see you all soon!
Another inferno wraps itself around Michael and he is whisked back to the board in a daze.
It's the Boyfriend against Michael Afton, Henry Stickmin, and Shitass! The 1-vs-3 mini-games don't stop coming!
Turn 16 Mini-Game - River Raiders (video of minigame)
The four players arrive at a raging river near a broken bridge. A Red Shell chained with three green shells is laid on the green near them. A red Koopa Troopa and a Blastoise are there waiting for them to arrive. As the Pokémon bellows out the instructions of the mini-game, the Koopa Troopa attempts to translate his words. Various aniads pick up the four players and the shell contraption and send them in the river. The players are washed away from the destroyed bridge as the mini-game begins.
- After a half-minute of grabbing washed up coins and running into logs, the results of the mini-game are finalized.
- Boyfriend collects 11 coins in total.
- The team of three gained 8 coins in total.
Turn 16 Map & Player Status
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