05-28-2021, 00:55:02 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-28-2021, 00:58:01 AM by NoahStratos.)
sorry for yet another "more than a week" delay
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 15
Malevolent Moment begins!
Rubicante and Yegor were planning to strike down on Captain Syrup, but their plan A didn't work well so they had to come up with another. Thankfully for them, KCCO was prepared.
Rubicante: I was going to plan to show them fun with a possessed Wario, but he broke out of our mind control!
Yegor: Not to fret, we've made a mechanical clone of him just in case that would ever fail.
A bootleg robot version of Wario surfaces onto the canyon ground with his flatulence-propelled jet propulsions.
Rubicante: Weird, but it'll work just fine. Get him to work.
The Wario clone flies over to Captain Sryup's shop and destroys it as the woman buccaneer flees. Muskular spies the situation and announces the players about the incident.
Muskular: Uh... something happened to Captain Syrup's shop. It might take a while until she gets back to work. Let's try to continue on without her for a while, okay?
It's Shitass's turn. Pulling out his Sluggish Shroom Orb, he waits until the Dice Block it spawn reads 10 to break it. Ignoring the British enscripts on the top left island on the canyon, he picks up a
It's Henry's turn. He shoots the Dice Block with a shotgun as it bleeds out a 10. He stops by the realistically portrayed girls from the 2060s to be launched somewhere else on the map.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Henry gives them the ten coin fee and puts on another stunt helmet as he wants to go to the top right island.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
He manages to stick the landing on the Red Space right ahead of the Fly Guy, meaning he won't have to be forced to move someone or himself to the center island to have their day ruined. Passing right by Shitass, he picks up a
It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 3. He is the second player in the turn to try talking amends with the HOC Tactical Dolls on the bottom right island of the board.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Boyfriend forks over ten of his coins to have himself launched all the way to the top left island. He is given a metal helmet to strap onto him as he is loaded into the oversized mortar.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Boyfriend ends up landing on a Blue Space, right behind another Blue Space of its kind and the area where Rory Mercury is wasting her time. He earns himself 3 coins as he ends his turn with 61 coins in hand.
It's Michael's turn. He throws the Klepto Orb onto the Blue Space smack dab in the middle of the bridge connecting the bottom two islands on the board together. After picking up a
Muskular: Looks like it is that time again! Let's get Chance Time rolling!
The blue block controlling Chance Time appears once again as Michael is tasked to hit it three times.
The first two hits result in Shitass and Boyfriend being the lucky participants. Michale hits it a third time...
Boyfriend must give up 50 coins to Shitass. Shitass and Boyfriend are pulled into the game via wormholes. Once they arrive, Boyfriend is in shock to see 50 coins travelling to the silent speedrunner. Shitass just broke a record with 127 coins in hand.
It's yet another 1 vs 3 mini-game! What's Boyfriend able to do against the other three players?
Turn 15 Mini-Game - Cheep Cheep Check (video of minigame)
The players are sent to an aquarium where Cheep Cheeps are roaming about. Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III in human form is waiting for the team of three and tells them what to do.
Boyfriend is nowhere to be found. The other three players are told about the instructions.
Ocean Prince: Greetings, commoners. Atlantic liaisons request thusly to enact a census on aquatic citizens. Someone is about to breach this place's security in short notice. Keep your focus and best wishes.
The three players start counting as Boyfriend in a diving suit arrives to disturb the aquatic ambiance.
Boyfriend pestering the school of Cheep Cheeps and Clampies causes no failure to have the other players accurately count the Cheep Cheeps. There were 20 Cheep Cheeps in the aquarium.
Prince Salde Shellbrick awards the winners 10 coins and makes his leave toward the next exhibit, while staff tries to get Boyfriend arrested.
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yes i know Michael's Spiny Orb isn't listed
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 15
Malevolent Moment begins!
Rubicante and Yegor were planning to strike down on Captain Syrup, but their plan A didn't work well so they had to come up with another. Thankfully for them, KCCO was prepared.
Rubicante: I was going to plan to show them fun with a possessed Wario, but he broke out of our mind control!
Yegor: Not to fret, we've made a mechanical clone of him just in case that would ever fail.
A bootleg robot version of Wario surfaces onto the canyon ground with his flatulence-propelled jet propulsions.
Rubicante: Weird, but it'll work just fine. Get him to work.
The Wario clone flies over to Captain Sryup's shop and destroys it as the woman buccaneer flees. Muskular spies the situation and announces the players about the incident.
Muskular: Uh... something happened to Captain Syrup's shop. It might take a while until she gets back to work. Let's try to continue on without her for a while, okay?
It's Shitass's turn. Pulling out his Sluggish Shroom Orb, he waits until the Dice Block it spawn reads 10 to break it. Ignoring the British enscripts on the top left island on the canyon, he picks up a
Klepto OrbThe space it lands on takes the player who lands on the space it created all the way back to the start area.
and Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one when used.
before purposefully landing on one of his own Orb Spaces, gaining ten coins for his troubles of using another item.It's Henry's turn. He shoots the Dice Block with a shotgun as it bleeds out a 10. He stops by the realistically portrayed girls from the 2060s to be launched somewhere else on the map.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Henry gives them the ten coin fee and puts on another stunt helmet as he wants to go to the top right island.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
He manages to stick the landing on the Red Space right ahead of the Fly Guy, meaning he won't have to be forced to move someone or himself to the center island to have their day ruined. Passing right by Shitass, he picks up a
Chain Chomp OrbSummons a Chain Chomp who allows you to steal coins for free or a Star for 50 coins from a single target. It can target any player who does not have a Bone Orb in their inventory.
from an Orb Space before stopping on the Red Space immediately right after it, losing 3 of his coins.It's the Boyfriend's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 3. He is the second player in the turn to try talking amends with the HOC Tactical Dolls on the bottom right island of the board.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Boyfriend forks over ten of his coins to have himself launched all the way to the top left island. He is given a metal helmet to strap onto him as he is loaded into the oversized mortar.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Boyfriend ends up landing on a Blue Space, right behind another Blue Space of its kind and the area where Rory Mercury is wasting her time. He earns himself 3 coins as he ends his turn with 61 coins in hand.
It's Michael's turn. He throws the Klepto Orb onto the Blue Space smack dab in the middle of the bridge connecting the bottom two islands on the board together. After picking up a
Spiny OrbThe space it lands on takes 10 coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.
, he then hits the Dice Block and rolls himself a 3. He ends up landing on a Miracle Space, and is whisked back to the start area for another obligatory game of Chance Time.Muskular: Looks like it is that time again! Let's get Chance Time rolling!
The blue block controlling Chance Time appears once again as Michael is tasked to hit it three times.
The first two hits result in Shitass and Boyfriend being the lucky participants. Michale hits it a third time...
Boyfriend must give up 50 coins to Shitass. Shitass and Boyfriend are pulled into the game via wormholes. Once they arrive, Boyfriend is in shock to see 50 coins travelling to the silent speedrunner. Shitass just broke a record with 127 coins in hand.
It's yet another 1 vs 3 mini-game! What's Boyfriend able to do against the other three players?
Turn 15 Mini-Game - Cheep Cheep Check (video of minigame)
The players are sent to an aquarium where Cheep Cheeps are roaming about. Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III in human form is waiting for the team of three and tells them what to do.
Boyfriend is nowhere to be found. The other three players are told about the instructions.
Ocean Prince: Greetings, commoners. Atlantic liaisons request thusly to enact a census on aquatic citizens. Someone is about to breach this place's security in short notice. Keep your focus and best wishes.
The three players start counting as Boyfriend in a diving suit arrives to disturb the aquatic ambiance.
Boyfriend pestering the school of Cheep Cheeps and Clampies causes no failure to have the other players accurately count the Cheep Cheeps. There were 20 Cheep Cheeps in the aquarium.
Prince Salde Shellbrick awards the winners 10 coins and makes his leave toward the next exhibit, while staff tries to get Boyfriend arrested.
Turn 15 Map & Player Status
yes i know Michael's Spiny Orb isn't listed
>no ulterior character motive<