05-01-2021, 05:09:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-01-2021, 05:10:27 AM by KungFuCutbug.
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(A device with a button appears on the teleporter.)
Huh... what does this do?
(Nikei presses it, and it suddenly begins to project a film...)
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
The film shows Evil Jay Leno getting out of his tent at night, walking over to the supply crate, and opening it. He grabs gloves first and puts them on, then grabs a kerosene can and matchbox. He pours a kerosene trail leading all the way to Roxy's tent, then goes to Dio's tent. He takes a match out of the matchbox, stuffs the matchbox under Dio's bed, presses the match against Dio's fingertips, then lights the match on Dio. He walks back over to the kerosene trail, places the kerosene can at the end of it, then tosses the lit match onto the trail. One fireworks display later, he forges footprints in the ground using a rock, then walks back to his tent, takes off the gloves, throws them and the rock into the air, then takes off his chin and vaporizes them with the laser gun hidden underneath.
And then immediately following that is an ad for Worm Doodles. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHep1exbhiE
Huh... what does this do?
(Nikei presses it, and it suddenly begins to project a film...)
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
The film shows Evil Jay Leno getting out of his tent at night, walking over to the supply crate, and opening it. He grabs gloves first and puts them on, then grabs a kerosene can and matchbox. He pours a kerosene trail leading all the way to Roxy's tent, then goes to Dio's tent. He takes a match out of the matchbox, stuffs the matchbox under Dio's bed, presses the match against Dio's fingertips, then lights the match on Dio. He walks back over to the kerosene trail, places the kerosene can at the end of it, then tosses the lit match onto the trail. One fireworks display later, he forges footprints in the ground using a rock, then walks back to his tent, takes off the gloves, throws them and the rock into the air, then takes off his chin and vaporizes them with the laser gun hidden underneath.
And then immediately following that is an ad for Worm Doodles. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHep1exbhiE
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?

