05-01-2021, 03:25:14 AM
>Manhandling on Dio? (1)
Oh shit. The monkey's back, and it's singing “Brass Monkey” by the Beastie Boys.
“BRASS MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY! BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE, THAT FUNKY MONKEY!”
>Rap calming tunes (2)
There is no calming tunes. There is only Brass Monkey.
>Regain focus (6)
You regain focus, although a bit of Brass Monkey is still leaking in.
>Position of crate prints (5)
They're all along the outside, suggesting someone opened it.
>Crate grabbed before nighttime? (5)
No, the crate wasn't grabbed before night fell.
>Fake fingerprints (5)
...the fuck? Nothing can make “fake fingerprints”. But thanks for trying, have a Fudgsicle.
Oh shit. The monkey's back, and it's singing “Brass Monkey” by the Beastie Boys.
“BRASS MONKEY! THAT FUNKY MONKEY! BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE, THAT FUNKY MONKEY!”
>Rap calming tunes (2)
There is no calming tunes. There is only Brass Monkey.
>Regain focus (6)
You regain focus, although a bit of Brass Monkey is still leaking in.
>Position of crate prints (5)
They're all along the outside, suggesting someone opened it.
>Crate grabbed before nighttime? (5)
No, the crate wasn't grabbed before night fell.
>Fake fingerprints (5)
...the fuck? Nothing can make “fake fingerprints”. But thanks for trying, have a Fudgsicle.
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?

