04-29-2021, 01:54:14 AM
I AM NOT GAZING... I AM NOT TELLING YOU!
(Nikei's face is visibly red.)
>Bleach your eyes (4)
You pour the nearest thing to bleach in your eyes... which happens to be kerosene. Youch.
>Fingerprints on the chin? (6)
Nearly poking your eye out on EJL's chin, you determine that yes, there are fingerprints on it.
>Search for a mirror (1)
You're hit by a rock that says “EJL, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS ROCK EXCEPT WAY SMALLER.”
>Die inside (2)
You can't even die inside. That's how dead inside you are.
(Nikei's face is visibly red.)
>Bleach your eyes (4)
You pour the nearest thing to bleach in your eyes... which happens to be kerosene. Youch.
>Fingerprints on the chin? (6)
Nearly poking your eye out on EJL's chin, you determine that yes, there are fingerprints on it.
>Search for a mirror (1)
You're hit by a rock that says “EJL, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS ROCK EXCEPT WAY SMALLER.”
>Die inside (2)
You can't even die inside. That's how dead inside you are.
For my next trick, how about I kick your ass?