04-26-2021, 00:59:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-26-2021, 01:00:43 AM by NoahStratos.)
It's been forever hasn't it...
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 12
It's Shitass's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 4. He stops at the Capsule Machine for something good.
Capsule Machine: OK, I'll give you an orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...
The Capsule Machine spits out a
Shitass lands on an Event Space and is greeted by a man wearing an army uniform, wanting to trade a Bob-omb Orb for 15 coins.
Shitass declines the offer as the soldier walks away disgruntled.
It's Henry's turn. He slices the Dice Block in half with a kris as a 6 pops out of the block straight out of a magic trick. Three steps in, he stops to talk to the troop of British soldiers manning a supersized Howitzer.
Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?
Henry pays the group 10 coins and orders to be launched to the bottom right island where the shop also is. Being shot into the sky, Henry manages to land directly behind the Star Space.
Muskular: It's been a while, hasn't it? Want a star for 20 coins?
Henry buys the star as he keeps his first place lead. The star moves back up to the island Henry was on before he took the cannon to the island the previous Star Space was on. He moves a bit and then immediately stops on a Blue Space, amassing 3 more coins to his name.
It's Boyfriend's turn. He whacks the Dice Block with his microphone as a loud feedback noise rings across the canyon. The Dice Block has left a 4 as its parting gift. After picking up a
It's Michael's turn. He opens up the Lakitu Orb as a Lakitu descends from the heavens. Michael orders him to snatch up something from Henry.
Lakitu: Yo, thanks for calling me here! I'm going to grab an item right behind their backs! Wait here.
Lakitu hooks Henry as Henry loses his second item in a row from the cloud-riding freaks. It was his
Lakitu: That's gotta be a nice catch! See you around!
Michael Afton hits the Dice Block and gets a 7. He picks up a
It's a meme versus the other three partiers! What's going to be the minigame this time around?
Turn 12 Mini-Game - Spinner Cell (video of minigame)
The players arrive at a factory, where numerous Bob-ombs are working. A Ripper from a
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i'll try getting that image fixed up the next turn
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 12
It's Shitass's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 4. He stops at the Capsule Machine for something good.
Capsule Machine: OK, I'll give you an orb. I wonder what you'll get? Here it comes...
The Capsule Machine spits out a
Vampire OrbThe user turns into a vampire for a short time before rolling the dice allowing the player to steal coins from all other players.
.Shitass lands on an Event Space and is greeted by a man wearing an army uniform, wanting to trade a Bob-omb Orb for 15 coins.
Shitass declines the offer as the soldier walks away disgruntled.
It's Henry's turn. He slices the Dice Block in half with a kris as a 6 pops out of the block straight out of a magic trick. Three steps in, he stops to talk to the troop of British soldiers manning a supersized Howitzer.
Lieutenant: You are daft enough to request our services? So be it. If you want to convince us to launch you wherever you really want, pay us 10 pence or you will have to press your luck. What is the deal?
Henry pays the group 10 coins and orders to be launched to the bottom right island where the shop also is. Being shot into the sky, Henry manages to land directly behind the Star Space.
Muskular: It's been a while, hasn't it? Want a star for 20 coins?
Henry buys the star as he keeps his first place lead. The star moves back up to the island Henry was on before he took the cannon to the island the previous Star Space was on. He moves a bit and then immediately stops on a Blue Space, amassing 3 more coins to his name.
It's Boyfriend's turn. He whacks the Dice Block with his microphone as a loud feedback noise rings across the canyon. The Dice Block has left a 4 as its parting gift. After picking up a
Piranha Plant OrbThe space it lands on takes half of the coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.
from an Orb Space, the Boyfriend stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.It's Michael's turn. He opens up the Lakitu Orb as a Lakitu descends from the heavens. Michael orders him to snatch up something from Henry.
Lakitu: Yo, thanks for calling me here! I'm going to grab an item right behind their backs! Wait here.
Lakitu hooks Henry as Henry loses his second item in a row from the cloud-riding freaks. It was his
Duel OrbInitiates a duel as if the player landed on a Duel Space.
he wanted to save to use for turning the tides of battle if someone managed to catch up to the stickman.Lakitu: That's gotta be a nice catch! See you around!
Michael Afton hits the Dice Block and gets a 7. He picks up a
Tweester OrbA Tweester is summoned to move the Star Space to somewhere else.
from an Orb Space, discarding the duplicate Duel Orb he didn't get from the Lakitu. Deciding to skip past the Capsule Machine because his inventory is already full, he stops on the Blue Space right before the lucky Space and earns 3 coins.It's a meme versus the other three partiers! What's going to be the minigame this time around?
Turn 12 Mini-Game - Spinner Cell (video of minigame)
The players arrive at a factory, where numerous Bob-ombs are working. A Ripper from a
rogue android companySangvis Ferri
comes in and tells them about the minigame. Shitass is directed to a crane fitted with controls for a spiked contraption as the other three players are forcibly moved to a pit where a bridge stands in their way. The spiked machine moved towards the pit before the pit closed itself up as the minigame began.- Shitass's spiked machine knocks out both the Boyfriend and Michael Afton in rapid succession.
- Henry tried his damnedest to avoid the machine but the small support machine paralyzes the stick when it bumps into the back of his legs, allowing the larger, spiked machinery to eliminate him. Shitass has brought home the porkchops.
Turn 12 Map & Player Status
i'll try getting that image fixed up the next turn
>no ulterior character motive<