Bottled Time

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, I'm not a human, either. I'm actually a demonic abomination from hell. But I'm not one of those who likes to damn people souls, just one who likes to play around and have some fun. Then one day, over 5'000 years ago, my physical body got destroyed and my essence got sealed away by Heaven's angels into a box. And then someday in 1950, someone opened the box and my essence managed to escape and I happened to go into this woman named Catherine Leno. And she gave birth to twins. And I was one of those twins. She kept one while she dumped me into an orphanage. As I grew up, I watched my twin brother go onto host his own late-night talk show and I set my sights on similar goals, which is how I became the host of the Evil Tonight Show in Hell. It was quite a ride for me, I must say.