Step 1

[Dookie]

To play Step 1, you need to start a round. Each round consists of 13 posts. The first person will say something along the lines of:
Step 1: *Insert here*
Then, person two will say:
Step 2: *insert here*]
This goes on until person 13, where then they finish by saying the same thing, but also adding what the instructions were in the first place. They do not begin the next round.
A typical round will go like this:
Step 1: Take a bath.
Step 2: Make your cat take a bath.
Step 3: watch 9 hours of vines.
Step 4: Go outside naked.
Step 5: Should anyone be outside, Spit on them.
Step 6: run around screaming, “ME, AND YOU, AND ZOOBOOMAFOO!!!”
Step 7: Do this until you get arrested. If it goes an hour without you getting arrested, go into somebody's house. With a gun.
Step 8: Pinch the cop in the neck during your ride to prison.
Step 9: Scream out various four letter words in the car.
Step 10: when you get to prison, spit on the nearest person.
Step 11: rethink your life up to this point.
Step 12: realize that it all went horribly wrong.
Step 13: Do the Cha Cha Swing for the rest of your time in prison. Do not get out of jail free, do not pass go. “How To Get On The News."

Step 1: Eat shit