04-05-2021, 20:29:15 PM
A short, rotund man, entirely in black and white with no shades of grey, arrives, holding a whiskey sour. (only recognizable as such because of a floating arrow pointing to it reading "whiskey sour".)
I'm here to escape Nagging Wives and provide a good education to Today's No-Good Teens so as to make them True Americans, and I've already done the first one. So You Sickos had better have Whiskey Sours, because I'm going to need it to get through dealing with this Latest Fad, even as I debase myself to participate in it.
As he speaks, the capitalized phrases form into text and arrows around him, which break apart after a few seconds of indicating whatever they're pointing to. When he says "Latest Fad", however, that pops up in a narration box instead.
You Sicko Hollywood Hippies and your Evil Baristas are no doubt glad to see me use the tools of Talentless Hacks. But I do this for the Greater Good of our Noble Country.
the "Sicko Hollywood Hippies" arrow points to the Schadenfreudes.
I'm here to escape Nagging Wives and provide a good education to Today's No-Good Teens so as to make them True Americans, and I've already done the first one. So You Sickos had better have Whiskey Sours, because I'm going to need it to get through dealing with this Latest Fad, even as I debase myself to participate in it.
As he speaks, the capitalized phrases form into text and arrows around him, which break apart after a few seconds of indicating whatever they're pointing to. When he says "Latest Fad", however, that pops up in a narration box instead.
You Sicko Hollywood Hippies and your Evil Baristas are no doubt glad to see me use the tools of Talentless Hacks. But I do this for the Greater Good of our Noble Country.
the "Sicko Hollywood Hippies" arrow points to the Schadenfreudes.
I am the They who says it!