03-21-2021, 00:12:04 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-21-2021, 00:14:08 AM by NoahStratos.)
three days later, at least it's not like a week of waiting lol
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 9
It's Shitass's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 10. He punches the air rapidly in a frenzy before calming down and walking across the center island to meet face to face with Morden. The hatch on the top of the tank opens and Morden laughs.
Morden: Guten tag, unfortunate one! I am the leader of the Rebel Army! Now let me show you why most armies are scared of me! Time to blow you into bits!
Morden's tank fires an explosive missile of some sort that hits Shitass square in the face as he lies sideways on the ground like a corpse. Shitass's Lakitu Orb is no more. Another Bunby Catcher picks up Shitass and carries him back to the Start Area as the rest of his dice moves are rendered forfeit.
Morden's tank moves towards the metal platform in the center. His tank is lowered down into the dark depths below the center island as Yegor rises out of the depths and onto the surface of the center island, returning to the place where Morden was once was.
It's Henry's turn. He throws his Bulin Orb onto a Red Space a few spaces near him, between yet another Orb Space and a Blue Space. Henry then hits the Dice Block and gets a 2. He ignores Rory Mercury and lands on a Blue Space just across from her. The stickman now has 30 coins.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Chain Chomp Orb and summons a Chain Chomp to his aid. Boyfriend's plan? Steal money from Shitass.
Chain Chomp: Arf arf! <You want me to steal something for you? No problem!>
The Chain Chomp jumps off the Lucky Space area and into the lower two islands of the main board, ambushing Shitass in the start area and stealing 7 of his coins. The Chain Chomp returns to the Lucky Space area with the 7 coins in tow.
Chain Chomp: Woof woof! <What a steal! Here is 7 coins for you!>
Boyfriend now has 17 coins, but he's going to get more very soon. The Boyfriend hits the Dice Block and gets a 8. He picks up 24 coins lying out in the open, and lands on a Blue Space that adds 3 more coins into his inventory. He now has 44 coins.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 2. He picks up a
It's finally time for a well anticipated 4-player free-for-all mini-game! What's up Muskular's sleeve?
Turn 9 Mini-Game - Gridiron Gauntlet (video of minigame)
The players end up stranded in a football stadium of the real world of Earth, the Rose Bowl in California, United States. They're in the bottom of a suspiciously-placed hole with grid lines drawn like crazy all around the players.
Vermillion City Gym Leader Lieutenant Surge, coming back to his hometown of America from the Kanto region of the Pokémon world somehow sees them and rushes over to them to tell them about what will happen to them.
Lt. Surge: The Lightning American (damn, I finally get to say my more preferred title again) here to tell you every football athlete here is a bit wild today! Let's make it simple: survive for a short amount of time. If you're struck three times, you're out! Don't let them get you and good luck! You'll be needing it!
Lt. Surge exited the deep incision in the football field as Chargin' Chucks began rushing into the stadium every which way.
Lt. Surge: Wow! They really wanted your behinds that time! Here, stick guy, take this 10-coin payout for diverting those guys' attention.
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 9
It's Shitass's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 10. He punches the air rapidly in a frenzy before calming down and walking across the center island to meet face to face with Morden. The hatch on the top of the tank opens and Morden laughs.
Morden: Guten tag, unfortunate one! I am the leader of the Rebel Army! Now let me show you why most armies are scared of me! Time to blow you into bits!
Morden's tank fires an explosive missile of some sort that hits Shitass square in the face as he lies sideways on the ground like a corpse. Shitass's Lakitu Orb is no more. Another Bunby Catcher picks up Shitass and carries him back to the Start Area as the rest of his dice moves are rendered forfeit.
Morden's tank moves towards the metal platform in the center. His tank is lowered down into the dark depths below the center island as Yegor rises out of the depths and onto the surface of the center island, returning to the place where Morden was once was.
It's Henry's turn. He throws his Bulin Orb onto a Red Space a few spaces near him, between yet another Orb Space and a Blue Space. Henry then hits the Dice Block and gets a 2. He ignores Rory Mercury and lands on a Blue Space just across from her. The stickman now has 30 coins.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Chain Chomp Orb and summons a Chain Chomp to his aid. Boyfriend's plan? Steal money from Shitass.
Chain Chomp: Arf arf! <You want me to steal something for you? No problem!>
The Chain Chomp jumps off the Lucky Space area and into the lower two islands of the main board, ambushing Shitass in the start area and stealing 7 of his coins. The Chain Chomp returns to the Lucky Space area with the 7 coins in tow.
Chain Chomp: Woof woof! <What a steal! Here is 7 coins for you!>
Boyfriend now has 17 coins, but he's going to get more very soon. The Boyfriend hits the Dice Block and gets a 8. He picks up 24 coins lying out in the open, and lands on a Blue Space that adds 3 more coins into his inventory. He now has 44 coins.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 2. He picks up a
Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll two dice blocks instead of one when used.
from an Orb Space before moving towards a Blue Space and earning himself 3 coins.It's finally time for a well anticipated 4-player free-for-all mini-game! What's up Muskular's sleeve?
Turn 9 Mini-Game - Gridiron Gauntlet (video of minigame)
The players end up stranded in a football stadium of the real world of Earth, the Rose Bowl in California, United States. They're in the bottom of a suspiciously-placed hole with grid lines drawn like crazy all around the players.
Vermillion City Gym Leader Lieutenant Surge, coming back to his hometown of America from the Kanto region of the Pokémon world somehow sees them and rushes over to them to tell them about what will happen to them.
Lt. Surge: The Lightning American (damn, I finally get to say my more preferred title again) here to tell you every football athlete here is a bit wild today! Let's make it simple: survive for a short amount of time. If you're struck three times, you're out! Don't let them get you and good luck! You'll be needing it!
Lt. Surge exited the deep incision in the football field as Chargin' Chucks began rushing into the stadium every which way.
- Everyone unfortunately took their first hit just a few seconds in.
- Everyone takes another hit just a few seconds later.
- Luckily, everyone wasn't eliminated at the third wave of Chargin' Chucks as Henry and the Boyfriend still hung on with their last hit point.
- Boyfriend falls to another wave of Chargin' Chucks as Henry survives the onslaught and takes the win.
Lt. Surge: Wow! They really wanted your behinds that time! Here, stick guy, take this 10-coin payout for diverting those guys' attention.
Turn 9 Map & Player Status
>no ulterior character motive<