03-17-2021, 19:56:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-17-2021, 19:58:28 PM by NoahStratos.)
hey at least a new turn's here quicker than usual nowadays
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 8
Malevolent Moment begins!
Somewhere across the canyon, Rubicante and Yegor are planning for something. An automaton with a primitive voice module comes towards the two and gives them an idea to force an air strike event on one of the two bridges.
Yegor: Hm, what an excellent idea. What do you say, chief?
Rubicante: What a brilliant plan! Let's get one of Yegor's aircraft in there to carpet bomb an area.
Rubicante conjures a telescope spell by corrupting a Magnify Materia from Midgar and sees one of the bridges has more players in the area than the other.
Rubicante: This area is ripe for the picking. I've got some soldiers on the way there...
The air strike commences as bombs are dropped on the bridge connecting the lower two islands of the canyon together. Boyfriend and Michael are struck by bombs and lose 30 coins each. While Michael hangs on with 12 coins, Boyfriend lost all of his coins because of simple inequality math: 18 is less than 30.
It's Shitass's turn. He pulls out his Bulin Orb and tosses it like a snowball as it lands on the Blue Space sandwiched between the Orb Space Shitass is immediately in front of and one of the two Miracle Spaces. He then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 5. Ignoring the manic demigoddess from the fabled Special Region, he lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
It's Henry's turn. He uses the Super Mushroom Orb he got recently and starts hitting the Dice Blocks one by one as they appear. He rolls a 3, a 6, and a 4, resulting in a total of 13 spaces to move across. Just before reaching the Fly Guy, the Koopa Bank is forcing Henry to learn proper finance.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Henry drops in the 5 coins the Koopa Troopa requires.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 10 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.
One step in and the Fly Guy speaks up.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Henry forks over 10 coins so the Fly Guy can redirect Shitass to the center island where Morden waits. Shitass is placed on the Duel Space in front of the tiny tank Morden is hiding in. The Fly Guy comes back to the space and tells Henry about his deal before allowing him to pass through. Henry then collects a
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up a Sluggish Shroom Orb to make the dice more slowly, and hits it while the dice reads 7. He picks up a
Shy Guy: Uh, hey. Wanna escape this heckhole? Come fly with me!
The Yoshi helicopter flies toward the Lucky Space area, an island filled with tropical foliage and a palm tree. The Boyfriend jumps off the helicopter as it flies away.
A lavender-haired girl with a FNC assault rifle came to greet him.
Funco: Hi there! Funco here. You must be tired of all the bloodshed, eh? You can rest here for a moment. Don't mind the scattered coins, though. Not sure who put it there, teehee.
Boyfriend just gives a thumbs up as his turn ends.
It's Michael's turn. He sighs as he unleashes the P-Balloon, which makes Michael inflate himself just like an eccentric orangutan. He eventually deflates over a Blue Space somewhere in the top two islands, next to a bored demigoddess. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 4. He attempts to try talking to the demigoddess for help.
Rory Mercury: (scoffs) Why would I help you when you don't even have enough funds to donate to my greatness? You're just one coin short. Come back later, got it?
Michael blushes as he skids away to a Blue Space a few moves away from Rory Mercury and gets 3 coins, that would have helped him afford her employment.
Another 2-vs-2 mini-game is coming! Michael and Shitass duke it out with browser game superstars!
Turn 8 Mini-Game - Order Up (video of minigame)
The players are put into a MgRonalds, totally not related to a fast food restaurant with a clown mascot. Satan Jacob, also known as Sadao Maou, comes in to tell them about the mini-game.
Sadao Maou: Uh, you came just in time. My manager just installed some new tables and wanted some people to help test it out. They're required to split you up into two teams of two. Sasaki-san will announce a customer's order. I'll let you figure out the rest.
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 8
Malevolent Moment begins!
Somewhere across the canyon, Rubicante and Yegor are planning for something. An automaton with a primitive voice module comes towards the two and gives them an idea to force an air strike event on one of the two bridges.
Yegor: Hm, what an excellent idea. What do you say, chief?
Rubicante: What a brilliant plan! Let's get one of Yegor's aircraft in there to carpet bomb an area.
Rubicante conjures a telescope spell by corrupting a Magnify Materia from Midgar and sees one of the bridges has more players in the area than the other.
Rubicante: This area is ripe for the picking. I've got some soldiers on the way there...
The air strike commences as bombs are dropped on the bridge connecting the lower two islands of the canyon together. Boyfriend and Michael are struck by bombs and lose 30 coins each. While Michael hangs on with 12 coins, Boyfriend lost all of his coins because of simple inequality math: 18 is less than 30.
It's Shitass's turn. He pulls out his Bulin Orb and tosses it like a snowball as it lands on the Blue Space sandwiched between the Orb Space Shitass is immediately in front of and one of the two Miracle Spaces. He then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 5. Ignoring the manic demigoddess from the fabled Special Region, he lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
It's Henry's turn. He uses the Super Mushroom Orb he got recently and starts hitting the Dice Blocks one by one as they appear. He rolls a 3, a 6, and a 4, resulting in a total of 13 spaces to move across. Just before reaching the Fly Guy, the Koopa Bank is forcing Henry to learn proper finance.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry, but we are asking you to deposit 5 coins into our reserves.
Henry drops in the 5 coins the Koopa Troopa requires.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 10 coins in the bank. Thank you for visiting.
One step in and the Fly Guy speaks up.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Henry forks over 10 coins so the Fly Guy can redirect Shitass to the center island where Morden waits. Shitass is placed on the Duel Space in front of the tiny tank Morden is hiding in. The Fly Guy comes back to the space and tells Henry about his deal before allowing him to pass through. Henry then collects a
Bulin OrbThe player that lands on the space it creates calls in the two Bulin of the Kansen to delete all their items and convert them to coins which goes to the player who created the space.
from an Orb Space before moving a few steps more and stopping on a Red Space, losing 3 more of his coins. Guess having exactly 20 coins for a star purchase wasn't worth it.It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up a Sluggish Shroom Orb to make the dice more slowly, and hits it while the dice reads 7. He picks up a
Chain Chomp OrbSummons a Chain Chomp who allows you to steal some coins for free or a Star for 50 coins from a single target. It can target any player who does not have a Bone Orb in their inventory.
from an Orb Space before purposefully landing on the Lucky Space. A Shy Guy flies into the canyon inside a Yoshi helicopter.Shy Guy: Uh, hey. Wanna escape this heckhole? Come fly with me!
The Yoshi helicopter flies toward the Lucky Space area, an island filled with tropical foliage and a palm tree. The Boyfriend jumps off the helicopter as it flies away.
A lavender-haired girl with a FNC assault rifle came to greet him.
Funco: Hi there! Funco here. You must be tired of all the bloodshed, eh? You can rest here for a moment. Don't mind the scattered coins, though. Not sure who put it there, teehee.
Boyfriend just gives a thumbs up as his turn ends.
It's Michael's turn. He sighs as he unleashes the P-Balloon, which makes Michael inflate himself just like an eccentric orangutan. He eventually deflates over a Blue Space somewhere in the top two islands, next to a bored demigoddess. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 4. He attempts to try talking to the demigoddess for help.
Rory Mercury: (scoffs) Why would I help you when you don't even have enough funds to donate to my greatness? You're just one coin short. Come back later, got it?
Michael blushes as he skids away to a Blue Space a few moves away from Rory Mercury and gets 3 coins, that would have helped him afford her employment.
Another 2-vs-2 mini-game is coming! Michael and Shitass duke it out with browser game superstars!
Turn 8 Mini-Game - Order Up (video of minigame)
The players are put into a MgRonalds, totally not related to a fast food restaurant with a clown mascot. Satan Jacob, also known as Sadao Maou, comes in to tell them about the mini-game.
Sadao Maou: Uh, you came just in time. My manager just installed some new tables and wanted some people to help test it out. They're required to split you up into two teams of two. Sasaki-san will announce a customer's order. I'll let you figure out the rest.
- As the players get into shape at the main dining area, five different food items have already been placed on the two round tables and boxes cover them up. The round tables spin around and stop as Chiho Sasaki announces the first round's order: fries and soft-serve ice cream.
- Michael and Shitass uncover the right items from out of their boxes and are given the first point. Seconds after a woman takes the fries and ice cream off the blue round table Shitass and Michael are near, black magic conjures up a new set of food on both tables and boxes hide them again. The tables spin around until they stop. Chiho announces the second round's order: a burger and chicken nuggets.
- Boyfriend and Henry uncover the right items from out of their boxes and score their first point. A Sledge Bro wearing an anime T-Shirt comes in, takes his burger and chicken nuggets, and walks away as new food is conjured up on the two tables. Boxes hide the food again as the tables spin like records. Once they stop, Chiho announces the third round's order: a drink and fries.
- Boyfriend and Henry uncover the right items from out of their boxes and score their second point as Shitass keeps pulling out incorrect items out of boxes on his team's table. A boy in a high school uniform takes the fries and drink from Boyfriend and Henry's round table and leaves. A new set of food appears and boxes come dropping onto the food items. After the round tables have stopped rotating, Chiho announces the fourth round's order: a burger and fries.
- Michael and Shitass uncover the right items from out of their boxes and are given their second point. An ogre picks up his burger and fries from the table used by Michael and Shitass's team. Soon, new food is conjured up by black magic one last time as boxes are placed onto the food items. The tables rotate around, and soon Chiho starts the final round with a sweet ordeal: an order for a soft-serve ice cream and a drink.
- Boyfriend and Henry get the right items for the final order of the mini-game and win their third point, ending a long mini-game.
Turn 8 Map & Player Status
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>no ulterior character motive<