03-15-2021, 14:37:15 PM
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 7
It's Shitass's turn. He breaks the Dice Block with a Stone Pickaxe as a 2 pops out of it. He picks up a
It's Henry's turn. After using a Bowlo Orb, he transformed into a ball version of himself and hits the Dice Block above him, rolling an 8. He flattens Shitass into a pancake as 10 coins are nicked from him. He picks up yet another
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Lakitu Orb and summons an Lakitu to aid him, planning to snatch an item behind Henry's back.
Lakitu: Yo, thanks for calling me here! I'm going to grab an item right behind their backs! Wait here.
As Lakitu hooks Henry, the stickman looks behind his back to find that his Klepto Orb has been stolen. As Lakitu returns with the steal, he thanks Boyfriend for working for him.
Lakitu: That's gotta be a nice catch! See you around!
Boyfriend then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 9. Ignoring Private Ryan once again, he passes by Michael Afton as the kid with the red cap stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting his Dice Block nets him a 2. He is enveloped in an irregular and rough-textured cluster of green crystals that teleports him to the start area tries to regain his footing. Guess it's time for some Chance Time.
Muskular: Time for the second turn with a Chance Time in a row! Coins and stars are on the line, of course.
A block appears above Michael.
Muskular: Go ahead, hit the block!
Michael hits it once. Henry's head appears in a magical orb to the left and above the block once again. Michael hits it again. The Boyfriend's head appears on the opposite space where Henry's mug is being portrayed.
Michael hits the block one last time. Boyfriend must give up all his stars to Henry, but because Boyfriend has no stars the trade is useless. Henry and Boyfriend immediately arrive at the Chance Time stage before being told their teleportation trip was all for nothing as they sulk away.
It's another 2-vs-2. It's the Boyfriend and Michael against Henry and Shitass!
Turn 7 Mini-Game - Speed Hockey (video of minigame)
The players are in a hockey stadium. Bear Hugger, a WVBA boxer, and TAC-50, a Canadian-American Tactical Doll were there for some reason or another.
Bear Hugger: Hey hosers. This rink's empty but there's two blocks of red and green there. They slide up n' down, but not much else. You think you're ready, eh? It's best three out of five!
TAC-50 just waits warmly as the players scurry onto the rink and into their blocky seats. A Red Shell falls into the center of the rink as the game begins.
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 7
It's Shitass's turn. He breaks the Dice Block with a Stone Pickaxe as a 2 pops out of it. He picks up a
Piranha Plant OrbThe space it lands on takes half of the coins from the player who lands on the space and gives it to the player who created the space.
from an Orb Space, before landing on a Red Space, looking down at the ground while he loses 3 of his coins.It's Henry's turn. After using a Bowlo Orb, he transformed into a ball version of himself and hits the Dice Block above him, rolling an 8. He flattens Shitass into a pancake as 10 coins are nicked from him. He picks up yet another
Bowlo OrbThe user turns into a ball that rolls across the board. Players who pass other players who are not moving and are at their destination steal 10 coins from the player they roll over.
and a Super Mushroom OrbAllows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.
from two Orb Spaces he passed by. After returning back to normal, he discards the second Bowlo Orb he just got and keeps the Super Mushroom Orb, however he loses 3 coins during the process because he stopped on a Red Space.It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Lakitu Orb and summons an Lakitu to aid him, planning to snatch an item behind Henry's back.
Lakitu: Yo, thanks for calling me here! I'm going to grab an item right behind their backs! Wait here.
As Lakitu hooks Henry, the stickman looks behind his back to find that his Klepto Orb has been stolen. As Lakitu returns with the steal, he thanks Boyfriend for working for him.
Lakitu: That's gotta be a nice catch! See you around!
Boyfriend then hits his Dice Block and rolls a 9. Ignoring Private Ryan once again, he passes by Michael Afton as the kid with the red cap stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting his Dice Block nets him a 2. He is enveloped in an irregular and rough-textured cluster of green crystals that teleports him to the start area tries to regain his footing. Guess it's time for some Chance Time.
Muskular: Time for the second turn with a Chance Time in a row! Coins and stars are on the line, of course.
A block appears above Michael.
Muskular: Go ahead, hit the block!
Michael hits it once. Henry's head appears in a magical orb to the left and above the block once again. Michael hits it again. The Boyfriend's head appears on the opposite space where Henry's mug is being portrayed.
Michael hits the block one last time. Boyfriend must give up all his stars to Henry, but because Boyfriend has no stars the trade is useless. Henry and Boyfriend immediately arrive at the Chance Time stage before being told their teleportation trip was all for nothing as they sulk away.
It's another 2-vs-2. It's the Boyfriend and Michael against Henry and Shitass!
Turn 7 Mini-Game - Speed Hockey (video of minigame)
The players are in a hockey stadium. Bear Hugger, a WVBA boxer, and TAC-50, a Canadian-American Tactical Doll were there for some reason or another.
Bear Hugger: Hey hosers. This rink's empty but there's two blocks of red and green there. They slide up n' down, but not much else. You think you're ready, eh? It's best three out of five!
TAC-50 just waits warmly as the players scurry onto the rink and into their blocky seats. A Red Shell falls into the center of the rink as the game begins.
- The first shell is bounced around for a good while and both teams fail to make any good avancement. Shitass then bounces the shell into the other team's goal by pure lucik. One point for Shitass and Henry.
- The second shell drops in. Once again the players stalemate until Michael finally gets the shell into Shitass and Henry's goal, scoring their first point.
- The third shell drops in. Shitass and Henry scores another point after they pass the shell to each other back and forth like pinball bumpers.
- The fourth shell drops in. Unfortunately, the players are once again forced to stalemate the shell until time runs out. The shell eventually slows down to a halt and breaks apart. Shitass and Henry have beaten the Boyfriend and Michael by one point.
Turn 7 Map and Player Status
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