03-08-2021, 03:44:35 AM
The Pizza Police, who will protect the world from it's corrupting influence! Surely they will save the day and...
Oh.
Oh god no.
The Pizza Police have formed a union and started threatening government member's families whenever they try to reduce funding or take away the heavy military weaponry!
Luckily their incompetence and corruption causes them to lose thousands of weapons each year, many military grade. All those weapons fall into the hands of Florien and Florian, who mount a concentrated campaign of what essentially amounts to inter-gang violence against the Pizza Police, themselves little more than another gang. The Pizza Police are destroyed utterly, and atop the mountain of corpses, Florien raises a flag, and Florian hefts the Pizza high. The blood flows in the city streets, the pavement slickened by it. The casualties are enormous. But the Florie/ans now control the Pizza. Or at least they do, until...
Oh.
Oh god no.
The Pizza Police have formed a union and started threatening government member's families whenever they try to reduce funding or take away the heavy military weaponry!
Luckily their incompetence and corruption causes them to lose thousands of weapons each year, many military grade. All those weapons fall into the hands of Florien and Florian, who mount a concentrated campaign of what essentially amounts to inter-gang violence against the Pizza Police, themselves little more than another gang. The Pizza Police are destroyed utterly, and atop the mountain of corpses, Florien raises a flag, and Florian hefts the Pizza high. The blood flows in the city streets, the pavement slickened by it. The casualties are enormous. But the Florie/ans now control the Pizza. Or at least they do, until...
I am the They who says it!