03-07-2021, 09:00:42 AM
a RAM! Of the battering kind. Like for old-timey sieges. Where the Florie/ans got that will be a mystery forever, if you don't ask the siege history museum security guards, the widows and orphans of the siege history museum security guards, or the police and people who were there at the siege history museum about ten minutes before the Florie/ans showed up here. How it got into the sky is another mystery, again, unless you ask the same people what happened to their giant howitzer. The ram smashes into Elliot, tearing his body apart, and as usual, the Pizza flies off, unharmed. Florien pulls a cord and sets the battering ram to glide to where the Pizza fell, and Florian scans the skies with a flak cannon mounted atop the battering ram, occasionally setting off little bursts of flak in the sky, probably violating airspace treaties and possibly violating the geneva convention. They soon arrive at the Pizza, which conveniently landed in the middle of Stonehenge, when...
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