02-26-2021, 23:54:27 PM
this took longer than expected to do, at least it's a day early than what's expected as of recently
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 6
It's Shitass's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him an 8. He comes across the Fly Guy, but not before a Koopa Troopa working for the Koopa Bank appears right before him.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry to say, but I'm requiring you to deposit 5 coins in the bank.
Shitass presses Q on his theoretical keyboard five times to deposit the coins he has one by one. Shitass now has 22 coins left.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 5 coins in their reserves. Thank you for visiting.
Shitass has now finally come face to face with the Fly Guy.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Shitass pays 10 coins to have him pick up the Boyfriend and drops him on the Blue Space right on the center island. The Fly Guy comes back to the space and tells him about his deal before allowing him to pass through. Shitass lands on the Miracle Space and is enveloped in an irregular and rough-textured cluster of green crystals that teleports him to the start area where he spins around dizzily.
Muskular: This is the beginning on another round of Chance Time! Coins and stars are on the line.
A block appears above Shitass as his head looks up at it.
Muskular: Go ahead. Hit the block!
Shitass hits the block once. Henry's circular head appears in a magical orb to the left and above the block. Shtiass punches it again. Shitass's own blocky face appears in a magical orb on the opposite side of Henry's mug.
Shitass hits it for a final and third time. Henry and Shitass must swap their coin and star counts.
Henry is pulled into the Chance Time set and watches as his 39 coins turns into 22 coins. Shitass has gained a net bonus of 17 coins.
RO635: Looks like no stars are being swapped... too bad the players still have a minor change with their coin counts. Let's continue on with the serious parts of this campaign, alright?
It's Henry's turn. Using a Super Mushroom Orb, he pulls out a flower pot containing a Lightning Reed, which hits all three Dice Blocks at once when they all appeared at the same time. Henry's rolls consisted of a 9, a 7, and a 5. Henry gets to move 21 spaces. An ominous orb came out of the Orb Space after Henry made his first steps.
Muskular: I'll have to warn ya, that's a Death Orb. It's going to make a new Evil Space!
The Death Orb lands onto a Red Space just a few spaces behind Henry, resulting in a Death Space existing on the bottom two islands of the board. Henry continues onwards, skipping past the Capsule Machines to try to get to the HOC T-Dolls again.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Henry declines the 10 coin fee yet again, pulls out a metal helmet of his own, as the T-Dolls start loading him into the mortar.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Henry this time landed somewhere in the top left island. He attempts to land before the Star Space and lands on a Blue Space, a couple moves near another Orb Space, which gives him a
Muskular: Attention! The 20 coin trade for a star is currently here! Is the trade for you?
Henry takes the offer, gets himself the first star of the board. The Star Space moves towards the bottom right island, nested near a Event Space and an Orb Space.
Henry then continues onwards, passing by the WW2 soldiers from England, as he has already risked trying to land near the Star Space earlier due to the HOC T-Dolls he talked to earlier.
After he picks up a
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Waddle Dee Orb and gets a
Yegor: This is what the rebels have sent towards me? (chuckles) I am Yegor, captain of the esteemed KCCO. I'll show you why so many people fear me and my army. Now turn back. You won't feel a thing.
Yegor then pulls out a MP-446 and shoots Boyfriend in the back of the head like he did with RO635 that one time. Instead of a cruel and unusual death, instead Boyfriend's coins spill out like blood as Boyfriend's coin count decreases rapidly down to 15.
As Yegor steps onto the metal platform in the middle of the island he is in, he is lifted down into a dark place and the metal platform returns with a very compact, Fiat 500-sized tank. A figure pops out of it. It's General Donald Morden from the Rebel Army.
As a Bunby Catcher picks up the limp body of Boyfriend, he is carried back to the start area as the rest of his dice rolls are rendered moot. Poor sap.
Morden moves his tank to where Yegor once was as his tank does a 180.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him an 1. He lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
It's finally time for a 2-vs-2! It's Shitass and the Boyfriend versus Henry and Michael!
Turn 6 Mini-Game - Deep Sea Divers (video of minigame)
The players are in a dock next to the ocean. As Shitass and Henry are giving fishing poles the minigame rules are said out by three fishermen. As the speech winds down to a close, the players hop into their boats and set sail to go to the place where the mini-game is held. The Boyfriend and Michael dive into the water as their parents start using the fishing poles.
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Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 6
It's Shitass's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him an 8. He comes across the Fly Guy, but not before a Koopa Troopa working for the Koopa Bank appears right before him.
Koopa Troopa: Welcome to this branch of the Koopa Bank. I'm sorry to say, but I'm requiring you to deposit 5 coins in the bank.
Shitass presses Q on his theoretical keyboard five times to deposit the coins he has one by one. Shitass now has 22 coins left.
Koopa Troopa: The Koopa Bank now has 5 coins in their reserves. Thank you for visiting.
Shitass has now finally come face to face with the Fly Guy.
Fly Guy: Uh, sorry... I'm under order to bring someone to the center island. If you don't want to be forcefully put there, pay me 10 coins and I'll take someone else there instead.
Shitass pays 10 coins to have him pick up the Boyfriend and drops him on the Blue Space right on the center island. The Fly Guy comes back to the space and tells him about his deal before allowing him to pass through. Shitass lands on the Miracle Space and is enveloped in an irregular and rough-textured cluster of green crystals that teleports him to the start area where he spins around dizzily.
Muskular: This is the beginning on another round of Chance Time! Coins and stars are on the line.
A block appears above Shitass as his head looks up at it.
Muskular: Go ahead. Hit the block!
Shitass hits the block once. Henry's circular head appears in a magical orb to the left and above the block. Shtiass punches it again. Shitass's own blocky face appears in a magical orb on the opposite side of Henry's mug.
Shitass hits it for a final and third time. Henry and Shitass must swap their coin and star counts.
Henry is pulled into the Chance Time set and watches as his 39 coins turns into 22 coins. Shitass has gained a net bonus of 17 coins.
RO635: Looks like no stars are being swapped... too bad the players still have a minor change with their coin counts. Let's continue on with the serious parts of this campaign, alright?
It's Henry's turn. Using a Super Mushroom Orb, he pulls out a flower pot containing a Lightning Reed, which hits all three Dice Blocks at once when they all appeared at the same time. Henry's rolls consisted of a 9, a 7, and a 5. Henry gets to move 21 spaces. An ominous orb came out of the Orb Space after Henry made his first steps.
Muskular: I'll have to warn ya, that's a Death Orb. It's going to make a new Evil Space!
The Death Orb lands onto a Red Space just a few spaces behind Henry, resulting in a Death Space existing on the bottom two islands of the board. Henry continues onwards, skipping past the Capsule Machines to try to get to the HOC T-Dolls again.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Henry declines the 10 coin fee yet again, pulls out a metal helmet of his own, as the T-Dolls start loading him into the mortar.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Henry this time landed somewhere in the top left island. He attempts to land before the Star Space and lands on a Blue Space, a couple moves near another Orb Space, which gives him a
Klepto OrbThe space it lands on takes the player who lands on the space it created all the way back to the start area.
. He comes across the Star Space and stops for a while.Muskular: Attention! The 20 coin trade for a star is currently here! Is the trade for you?
Henry takes the offer, gets himself the first star of the board. The Star Space moves towards the bottom right island, nested near a Event Space and an Orb Space.
Henry then continues onwards, passing by the WW2 soldiers from England, as he has already risked trying to land near the Star Space earlier due to the HOC T-Dolls he talked to earlier.
After he picks up a
Duel OrbInitiates a duel as if the player landed on a Duel Space.
, he stops on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.It's the Boyfriend's turn. He uses up his Waddle Dee Orb and gets a
Sluggish Shroom OrbAllows the player to choose the number of spaces they move from 1 to 10.
from the Waddle Dee that was summoned. He takes a big gulp and hits his Dice Block. He cups his crotch in figurative pain as he makes his way towards Yegor.Yegor: This is what the rebels have sent towards me? (chuckles) I am Yegor, captain of the esteemed KCCO. I'll show you why so many people fear me and my army. Now turn back. You won't feel a thing.
Yegor then pulls out a MP-446 and shoots Boyfriend in the back of the head like he did with RO635 that one time. Instead of a cruel and unusual death, instead Boyfriend's coins spill out like blood as Boyfriend's coin count decreases rapidly down to 15.
As Yegor steps onto the metal platform in the middle of the island he is in, he is lifted down into a dark place and the metal platform returns with a very compact, Fiat 500-sized tank. A figure pops out of it. It's General Donald Morden from the Rebel Army.
As a Bunby Catcher picks up the limp body of Boyfriend, he is carried back to the start area as the rest of his dice rolls are rendered moot. Poor sap.
Morden moves his tank to where Yegor once was as his tank does a 180.
It's Michael's turn. Hitting the Dice Block nets him an 1. He lands on a Blue Space and gets 3 coins.
It's finally time for a 2-vs-2! It's Shitass and the Boyfriend versus Henry and Michael!
Turn 6 Mini-Game - Deep Sea Divers (video of minigame)
The players are in a dock next to the ocean. As Shitass and Henry are giving fishing poles the minigame rules are said out by three fishermen. As the speech winds down to a close, the players hop into their boats and set sail to go to the place where the mini-game is held. The Boyfriend and Michael dive into the water as their parents start using the fishing poles.
- Shitass is indirectly instructing the Boyfriend to go for the large treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean. Boyfriend had to return to the surface for breath so the other team could steal it from them instead for a massive 20 coin surplus, resulting in 10 coins for each of them.
- Henry and Michael have enough time and stamina to grab one more treasure chest before time is called. This smaller treasure chest has 6 coins, enough for just 3 more coins for both.
- Shitass and the Boyfriend end the game penniless while Henry and Michael manage to get 13 coins each.
Turn 6 Map and Player Status