02-21-2021, 02:05:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-21-2021, 02:09:05 AM by NoahStratos.)
yes another week passed
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 5
It's Shitass's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 4. He stops on a Blue Space and gets himself 3 coins.
It's Henry's turn. Looking at the Thwomp Orb trap the Boyfriend set up, he rolls his eyes and hits the Dice Block. Rolling a 3, he picks up a Super Mushroom Orb from an Orb Space and the next space has him get squashed like a pancake by a Thwomp. 3 coins drop into his inventory because of the Blue Space while Henry is trying to slowly recover from the impact.
Super Mushroom Orb - Allows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He throws his Koopa Bank Orb onto the Red Space to the right of the Fly Guy, overwriting it. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 6. After collecting a Waddle Dee Orb from an Orb Space, he lands on an Evil Space. The Evil Space blows him up as Boyfriend clutches his testicles in pain. After passing out, he wakes up in a remote part of the canyon, where the foliage and structures have been burned and razed. The Archfiend of Fire was waiting for him.
Rubicante: Greetings. I am Rubicante of the Archfiends of Golbez. What misfortune shall I inflict this time...
An idea sprung out of the figurative inferno in Rubicante's mind.
Rubicante: This one will be ingenious! I'm going to mix up the positions of everyone on the board. Yes, this means you. You're dismissed for now, but where you're ending up may not be the same location you stopped at. Have fun...
Rubicante cackles as a fiery vortex whisks the Boyfriend back to the board. Shitass's space is now occupied by Henry, Henry's space is now occupied by the Boyfriend, and Shitass is now on the Evil Space the Boyfriend was on. Michael was left untouched.
Waddle Dee Orb - Give you a free item that replaces this item after being used.
It's Michael's turn. He pops open his Waddle Dee Orb as a Waddle Dee with a parachute falls onto the board, gives Michael a P-Balloon and skedaddles out of the canyon. Michael then hits the Dice Block and rolls a 7. He stops just a step later to talk to the HOC Tactical Dolls.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Michael refuses to pay 10 coins and resolves to be launched for free. As the M2 T-Doll with the tan bowtie places a metal helmet on Michael, he is loaded into the mortar like a cannon as the HOC doll with hair over one of her eyes attempts to fire the mortar with him as ammunition.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Michael is unfortunately launched towards the bottom left island as he tries to land near the shop. He successfully does so and lands one space behind it. Maybe the service in the shop isn't bad?
Captain Syrup: Greetings, mate. How does treasure trading sound? I'll need your coins for them!
The shop items included: Super Mushroom Orb (15 Coins), Duel Orb (10 Coins), Spiny Shell (20 Coins)
Michael Afton buys a Duel Orb to save up his coins. Now he has 16 coins left, but is still stuck in 4th place.
Captain Syrup: Come back again if you really wanna.
Michael zips past former Private Ryan as he lands on a Blue Space and ends his turn with a total of 19 coins.
P-Balloon - Causes the player to go to a single random Blue or Red space on the board if used.
Duel Orb - Initiates a duel as if the player landed on a Duel Space.
Last turn's mini-game matchup is repeated again as the Boyfriend takes on the other three players in a 1-vs-3 again.
Turn 5 Mini-Game - Beam Team (video of minigame)
Boyfriend is stuck inside a Stonehenge-like area as a human-like alien walks in to tell her about the mini-game works. Suddenly, the other three players come flying towards the area as the technically alien girl flees from cover. They're all in U.F.O.s and are ready to abduct Boyfriend like a cow.
Wario's Battle Canyon - Turn 5
It's Shitass's turn. He hits the Dice Block and rolls a 4. He stops on a Blue Space and gets himself 3 coins.
It's Henry's turn. Looking at the Thwomp Orb trap the Boyfriend set up, he rolls his eyes and hits the Dice Block. Rolling a 3, he picks up a Super Mushroom Orb from an Orb Space and the next space has him get squashed like a pancake by a Thwomp. 3 coins drop into his inventory because of the Blue Space while Henry is trying to slowly recover from the impact.
Super Mushroom Orb - Allows the player to roll three dice blocks instead of one when used.
It's the Boyfriend's turn. He throws his Koopa Bank Orb onto the Red Space to the right of the Fly Guy, overwriting it. Hitting the Dice Block nets him a 6. After collecting a Waddle Dee Orb from an Orb Space, he lands on an Evil Space. The Evil Space blows him up as Boyfriend clutches his testicles in pain. After passing out, he wakes up in a remote part of the canyon, where the foliage and structures have been burned and razed. The Archfiend of Fire was waiting for him.
Rubicante: Greetings. I am Rubicante of the Archfiends of Golbez. What misfortune shall I inflict this time...
An idea sprung out of the figurative inferno in Rubicante's mind.
Rubicante: This one will be ingenious! I'm going to mix up the positions of everyone on the board. Yes, this means you. You're dismissed for now, but where you're ending up may not be the same location you stopped at. Have fun...
Rubicante cackles as a fiery vortex whisks the Boyfriend back to the board. Shitass's space is now occupied by Henry, Henry's space is now occupied by the Boyfriend, and Shitass is now on the Evil Space the Boyfriend was on. Michael was left untouched.
Waddle Dee Orb - Give you a free item that replaces this item after being used.
It's Michael's turn. He pops open his Waddle Dee Orb as a Waddle Dee with a parachute falls onto the board, gives Michael a P-Balloon and skedaddles out of the canyon. Michael then hits the Dice Block and rolls a 7. He stops just a step later to talk to the HOC Tactical Dolls.
M2 (Middle): We're taking an order to help you navigate around this battlefield. We can send you randomly anywhere for free, but if you want to land on a specific island, you have to pay us ten coins.
Michael refuses to pay 10 coins and resolves to be launched for free. As the M2 T-Doll with the tan bowtie places a metal helmet on Michael, he is loaded into the mortar like a cannon as the HOC doll with hair over one of her eyes attempts to fire the mortar with him as ammunition.
M2 (Left): Hang on tight! This may be painful for you. (beat) Fire!
Michael is unfortunately launched towards the bottom left island as he tries to land near the shop. He successfully does so and lands one space behind it. Maybe the service in the shop isn't bad?
Captain Syrup: Greetings, mate. How does treasure trading sound? I'll need your coins for them!
The shop items included: Super Mushroom Orb (15 Coins), Duel Orb (10 Coins), Spiny Shell (20 Coins)
Michael Afton buys a Duel Orb to save up his coins. Now he has 16 coins left, but is still stuck in 4th place.
Captain Syrup: Come back again if you really wanna.
Michael zips past former Private Ryan as he lands on a Blue Space and ends his turn with a total of 19 coins.
P-Balloon - Causes the player to go to a single random Blue or Red space on the board if used.
Duel Orb - Initiates a duel as if the player landed on a Duel Space.
Last turn's mini-game matchup is repeated again as the Boyfriend takes on the other three players in a 1-vs-3 again.
Turn 5 Mini-Game - Beam Team (video of minigame)
Boyfriend is stuck inside a Stonehenge-like area as a human-like alien walks in to tell her about the mini-game works. Suddenly, the other three players come flying towards the area as the technically alien girl flees from cover. They're all in U.F.O.s and are ready to abduct Boyfriend like a cow.
- Just as the time limit is nearing the last few seconds, Henry's U.F.O. catches the Boyfriend as the tractor beam keeps him suspended as he starts panicking and flails his limbs around.
Turn 5 Map and Player Status
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