[Mafia] Witch Trip 2: The Witch is Back

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh, lovely, I have to deal with another one of your types. Well, Talantravi Alksorkhin, you are welcome to boast about your supposed superiority all you wish. I am quite sure your skills have served you well in the past. Just beware that after I am finished, your soul will belong to me, as well everyone else's. In the end, your skills will do you no good. You will be just like everyone else. Powerless, helpless. But perhaps you can pass some of my tests, which I will have for you all later on. And then, you shall beg for death just like the other souls. She's right. You have no idea what you're all about to go into. I can still hear the screams everyday... Please, just kill me, Witch. Enough, human. I have taken many a pleasure having you in the front row. I'm not the most optimistic about your chances, but I wish you the best of luck. Deluded fool.

[Florien]

Earn your arrogance, child. You are older than I, but you are weaker too.

The old, the slow, the weak, fall behind, and they become the protected of the Wolf, or they become the Prey. You have just chosen which you will become with those words. You collect souls, and for what? What engine would you power with them? You have no ambitions. You have done nothing worth noting. You are one more obstacle that The Wolf shall Overcome, and not even an interesting one. In time, you will see. In time, you will pay.

[Whistle]

Konji directs some flame breath out, but it's not as large as expected.
I have met people of your stature, teroshiya, but none containing the bravado of a majivīra. Ne Kellas tōna.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Believe what you will, Wolf. In the meanwhile, I suppose you can all stay in these shelters..., he/she points to the RV units all group together. They all might have your basic survival necessities. Just keep in mind, I will not clean out any human remains. You will all have to do that on your own.

[wingedcatgirl]

Maryann is swinging a yoyo around. "You say all this, but what if I just broke your skull?" she asks in the tone of someone just wanting the time.

[PointMaid]

Claudette seems to have recovered from her faint, now. She still doesn't look great.

Never split the party!!

...Maybe we can find some magical artifacts to give us a stat boost, tho. Or we could grind and increase XP...

[PointMaid]

>Claudette looks around cautiously for any helpful magical objects

[Zanreo]

"Clearly, this witch isn't aware of my abilities. All my training prepared me for moments like these..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>Claudette looks around cautiously for any helpful magical objects

Unfortunately, there's really nothing of that sort here at camp, no matter how hard you look. But at the very least, you find some DND stuff near some human remains. Close enough, I guess? I suppose it's something to kill time with. That is until you see what the Witch has in store for you...

To those boasting about your abilities, if you at all feel confident enough to challenge me, I shall oblige. But it will not end well for you. She's right. I've seen your types and they always die.

[Florien]

I already challenge you, weakling. You may strike me, bind me, attempt to break me. But you regardless will, like all before you, submit or die. Why are you different from every single person who came before you who thought they could strike down The Wolf? Alksor Tovahthrahchkol!

Talantravi makes no move to strike the witch nor the host of the witch, but the grass and plants around her boots seem to gradually be bending away from her, as if they are trying to escape.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Uh-huh." She's now swinging a second yoyo around. "Maybe you can follow through on that, maybe you can't. I didn't ask if you could stop me. I asked what would happen if I did it."

[Kennifer]

"Also I'm pretty sure we outnumber you, if we work together."

[Whistle]

For as long as you honor my autonomy as a being, I see no reason to fight. But if you do...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

The Ranger raises his/her arm into the air, and everyone feels a force that shoves everyone down to the ground.

Numbers are irrelevant to me. You can boast all you want, but you all have no idea what you go against. Now pick one of your shelters. You will need a place to reside in for the nights to come.

[wingedcatgirl]

Maryann stands up, teeth gritted. "She's dodging the question..."

[PointMaid]

...I still say it's a bad idea to split the party. There's got to be at least some strength in numbers. Plus, it looks like there might be some pretty powerful people among us.

She smiles looking at the DnD set she found, though. Anybody fancy a game while we figure out how to get out of this mess? Might jog the old thinker.

[Kennifer]

"That witch does seem like the sort who'd turn us against each other, too."

Veronica pulls herself up dizzily.

"Oh yeah, I've seen kids play that game after school, I think there's a club or something but I'm not in it. Kind of wanted to though, 'cause you can make characters with all sorts of cool powers and weapons and stuff."

[Whistle]

The dragon looks at the RVs, tries to see how he can fit inside.
I will choose as I please.
>go to the accommodations

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Help me... I'm scared...

She proceeds to run away to the accomodations, already scared out of her mind...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

(Reminder you don't have to roll to go to a place on the map unless it's across the river. You can just head to the accommodations and just pick one to reside in)

[Kennifer]

Veronica is also going to pick an RV. She hopes she's gotten one without any human corpses in it.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Randomly assigned to those who have chose to get RVs...

Konji gets C, Veronica gets H.

And yes, they all have corpses in them. You better clean up the mess because that ranger is not going to do it for you....

[Kennifer]

"AAAAAUUUUGH ew ew ew ewwwwww..."

>corpse removal time

[PointMaid]

...

Fine! I guess better check it out and make sure it's ok before dark. Yeesh. ...Maybe I can sage the place of bad energy.

> Yeah, fine, Claudette will check one of the open RVs out. Also, any sage around she can use?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

>corpse removal time (Veronica)

You managed to clean up your RV, ready to go

> Yeah, fine, Claudette will check one of the open RVs out. Also, any sage around she can use?

You will be in RV A. And sorry, no sage to find