[Fin] Fuck it, here's another Destroy the Godmodder thread

[awe921]

Awe then texts the person that he commissioned for a priest costume, checking on the progress. Yep, that seems good enough to count as an extra charge. CLASS SHIFT: PRIEST [4/10]

Awe decides to start charging a party-wide defense buff! KABUFF [1/3]

He gives a loving kiss to the haunted cartridge he painted with his blood, to encourage it to try their best at haunting peoples. [7/20]

[Cassie]

"BTW awe i sent u tails.exe, he'll help you in the non-damage department for sure."

CHARGED:

Quadruple Quarrel [8/20] - Cassie stuffs a bunch of flesh monsters onto a Plug N' Play version of a Sega Genesis.

SECOND SUMMON CRITERIA REACHED [8/20 for minimum criteria] -
DEPLOYING KNUCKLES.EXE: The thief, Knuckles.EXE, will assist in damaging the GM.

MP's Ultimate Summon [4/100] - Cassie kills a cow and drains all of its body fluids into the summoning circle.

Class Shift: Priest [5/10] - feckin, make villager trades with minecraft villagers and give Awe potions for his priestly stuff.

DIRECT:

A Quick Use Of Wasted Biomass - Cassie summons a bunch of horses to

shitFLAMMABLE BTW!

on the GM, then fires a comically oversized kitchen torch to burn the GM.

"Hey GM! Cool horse fact's:"



you can't run is blaring in the background

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Time to taste the heat!" Matthew says as he snaps his fingers and here comes a plane, who drops a

>DIRECT ATTACK: NAPALM

and as the bomb falls down, Matthew will also

> Charge up his Gatling Gash (To smash the Godmodder's Skull in with the Gatling Gun itself) (2/5)

[Florien]

Hey, it sure would be a shame if you were DEAD
Anyway that's what's going to happen.

Joke of sanity destruction [3/8] as the Image Florien takes out some images to edit.

USCPSC Twitter Account Call [1/20] The Image Florien also begins to summon THE GRAND RACCOON from the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission's twitter account's expanded universe to solve the problem in front of it. Who says you can't summon The Grand Raccoon and make it wash away the evils of the world, aside from the Consumer Product Safety Commission repeatedly?

Awe's Priesthood! [6/10] Also the Florien makes a chemistry joke to call upon Jospeh Priestly to rain down priestliness upon Awe.

As for a direct attack, the Image Florien shouts

ALEXANDER THE GREAT? MORE LIKE ALEXANDER THE LATE AM I RIGHT?! BECAUSE HE DIED!

Hoping to pierce to Godmodder's sanity and willingness to keep fighting against such an unserious threat.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... SHIT, missed a turn!

Without delay, MP quickly gets out a revolver and (Direct Attack: Empties the entire barrel and fires six consecutive shots at the Godmodder)

Charged Attacks:
Ultimate Summon (5/100): MP puts on some reversed heavy metal songs to set the mood...
Quadruple Quarrel (9/20): MP proceeds to grab a couple of classic Sonic games (1, 2, 3, CD, and Knuckles), and then shoves them into the stuffed Genesis, making sure to attach a Sega CD onto the genesis for Sonic CD... And a 32X as well JUST in case.
Gatling Gash (3/5) (MP attaches some extra ammo drum magazines and other attachments to the gatling gun to add some more... weight to it.)

[Cassie]

"god i hope the GM doesn't suddenly full-parry THAT after a gatling strike Matt did..."

[wingedcatgirl]

* Awe's shield!

Awe slots the dice into the buckler and a small shield appears around him.

* Tails.EXE's assist!

The shield glows brighter.

* Cassie's Quadruple Quarrel II!

The corrupted echidna falls out of the sky doing a cool spin thing.

* Cassie's attack!

Whoa, holy, what the hell -

The horde of shitting horses passes through, spewing... well, horseshit.

* The Godmodder takes 13 grossout damage!

As they try to wipe the shit off their shoe, they fail to notice Cassie firing their comically oversized kitchen torch.

* The arena is in flames!

The smell of burning shit, and also the fire, give the Godmodder pause.

* The Godmodder takes 47 grossout damage!
* The Godmodder takes 40 fire damage!

* Matthew's attack!

A hail of firebombs descends from the jet as it jets by, and the Godmodder's cool flip dodge only lets them avoid most of the damage.

* The Godmodder takes 116 fire damage!

* Image Florien's attack!

W H Y do you keep saying these cringey-ass things!?

* The Godmodder takes 93 psychic damage!

* MP's attack!

The Godmodder spins their staff again, but more proficiently.

* The Godmodder takes 19 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder

parries the attack15%

!
* The Godmodder takes 19 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 20 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 18 bullet damage!
* The Godmodder takes 18 bullet damage!

---

Other Phase

* Knuckles.EXE's attack!

Knuckles.EXE cracks his knuckles. "I have no idea whether I'm in character right now," he declares for some reason, and gives the Godmodder a solid wallop.

* The Godmodder takes 97 damage!

---

* The Godmodder takes 221 damage from poison!

Godmodder: 987,962/1,000,000 -- POISONED

Jupiter's party shield: ???/???
Awe: 11/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???
Cassie: 100/100
Raid Florien: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???
Playing: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ???/???

Arena Effects -- STINKY FIRE

* ... I guess that's a thing we have to worry about now?!

[Cassie]

"MP. MP, MP, MP. I'm telling you - JUST DUMP YOUR ULT SUMMON CHARGE ONTO SOMEONE ELSE'S CHARGE! IT'S FILLING UP WAY TOO SLOW FOR OUR FAVOR, MAN!"

[Florien]

Hoho! I have become cringe, wince, and yet more, but you still have not learned the lessons of history, and those who do not learn it shall repeat it (it being history.)

The image Florien continues the summoning ritual for the Grand Raccoon, as a faint oceanic mist begins to fill the air. [2/20]

Meanwhile, a flurry of images fly around it as the sanity-destruction image begins to assemble. [4/8]

Then, apparently involuntarily, a signaling scream erupts forth from both the Image Florien and the raid Florien and a new star appears in the sky.

The star is very inspiring and charges up Awe's Priesthood more. [7/10]

Then the star grows brighter and brighter behind the Godmodder. It is no star at all, but a Third Florien descending at an absurdly rapid rate, both metaphorically and literally. The Third Florien smashes into the Godmodder's head from behind, keeps going, and pancakes upon the ground, not yet getting up or saying anything, as a vague aura of geopolitical menace oozes from the flopped-over Third Florien.

Political Scientist Florien has entered the Chat, and may or may not have had that fall cushioned by the back of the Godmodder's body.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... You're right. I was thinking that the Ultimate Summon was gonna be basically a long-term win condition... But... Yeah.

Direct Attack:

Car Yeet! (MP summons a car and ramp, and then bricks the gas pedal to have it go towards the Godmodder at full speed)

Charged Attacks:
- Shifting Ultimate Summon Charges to... Awe's Priesthood Class Change! (10/10) (MP scraps the Ultimate Summoning ritual and instead decides to turn it to energy to fuel Awe's class change!)
- As well as... Quadruple Quarrel (12/20) (MP connects the TV to a battery powered by demonic blood... Where did he get that battery... Who knows? (Probably an extra thing related to that whole Ultimate Summon gig he WAS gonna do... But didn't.))
- Gatling Gash (4/5) (And a few Australiam (https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium) bars just for good measure!)

I just wanted to give you something BIG to work towards...

[Cassie]

"Alright uh, the Arena has caught itself in...STINKY FIRE, idk what the fuck that does but that's probably something to capitalise on, folks."

"Jupiter (@Whistle), Blue Demon (@SmilyCube112), get over here and yield assistance!"

CHARGED (1 OUT OF 3):

Sanity-Destruction Image [5/8] - Cassie inserts barcodes into the image that form brown notes upon complete assembly.

DIRECT:

Toxic Oozie - Cassie pulls out dual Uzis that can amplify in the presence of poison, and...wait, wouldn't the bullet flurry not work due to the battlefield's rules? What the hell is with this idiot...

PSYCH! As the GM would evenfually deal with the bullets, Cassie brandishes a special taser and shocks the GM from behind! Still with the same poison-amplified effect - wait, the effect is that extra shots are fired in accordance to the poison!

[awe921]

As the class shift reaches full charge, a beam of solid light manifests itself infront of Awe.
"thanks."
Awe fact-checks the Sanity-Destruction Image to the best of his ability. SANITY DESTRUCTION IMAGE: [6/8]

He then slaps the gatling gun. Preferably where the ammo goes in, and that should preferably be followed up with a satisfying 'click' noise. GATLING GASH: [5/5]

Awe starts circulating some horror stories around the net. They mostly end up as trollpasta, but still. QUADRUPLE QUARREL: [13/20]

[awe921]

"aaand we're DONE here!"
With the charge from MP's Ultimate Summon going into him, he twirls and SLAMS the solid beam of light that has appeared in his hands down onto the floor. The light dissipates in a bright burst, like a flashbang, before dissipating to reveal Awe in the robes of a cleric/priest/vaguely holy profession.

CLASS SHIFT: PRIEST [10/10]



"my first official act as a priest, cleric or whatever is to make sure i don't die first!"

Awe twirls his staff and engulfs himself in a pleasant, blue light to heal himself, hoping to see his wounds gone by the time the light dissipates.

[Cassie]

CHARGED (3 OUT OF 3):

GRAND RACOON: (3/20) - Cassie summons a circle of trash cans.

QUADRUPLE QUARREL: (14/20) - BLOOD BLOOD MONOCHROME BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD

THIRD SUMMON CRITERIA REACHED (12/20 minimum required) - DEPLOYING ROBOTNIK.EXE...

Robotnik.EXE: Every turn, he heals a player. Occasionally he'll set up a shield for any unshielded player.

[Cassie]

"Playing ( @a-boy-playing-with-rubiks), desperately need your assistance too. Do something. I guess."

[Whistle]

Jupiter's shield is in critical condition, even as much as he's trying to hold it up. He doesn't know what to do....

So he takes a chance and finally goes on the... potential offensive. 

CAT SCRATCH FEVER -- unleashes a flurry of scratches against the Godmodder [1/7]

QUADRUPLE QUARREL [15/20]

GRAND RACCOON [4/20]

But that's all he can do for now. He performs one new attack...

SHED FUR.

[SmilyCube112]

The Blue Demon reluctantly obeys Cassie, and moves his Hydro Wall over to protect them.

"War, you stay here."
"NO!"
"What do ya mean, no? Stay here."
"NO! NOT SAFE!!"
"Ugh, I don't have time for this. Just use some form of defence, will ya?"
"DEFENCE?! ME NO HAVE DEFENCE!! ME JUST OFFENCE!"
"......NOW ya tell me?! Fine, stick with someone else - not me."

War then goes to Awe, while the Blue Demon goes to Cassie.

Actions (War):
- Mega Strike {Fully Charged - Not using yet}
- Omega Strike {3/4}

Blue Demon:
- Hydro Wall {Still Active - Now defending Blue Demon, Cassie, and anyone else currently with Cassie}

[wingedcatgirl]

* Political Scientist Florien's attack!

The Godmodder stumbles at the impact of the flaming Florien flying in! Gah -

* 120 damage to the Godmodder!

* MP's attack!

While the Godmodder is staggering, MP plows into them with a car he summoned from somewhere.

* Direct hit! 248 damage to the Godmodder!

* Cassie's attack!

Cassie pulls an epic bait-and-switch upon the Godmodder, getting them with a poisonshock taser!

* Critical direct hit!! 492 damage to the Godmodder!

Argh... piss...

* Awe's Class Shift!
* Awe changes to priest.
* Awe's heal! Awe is fully healed!

* Cassie's Quadruple Quarrel III!

Another corrupted avatar coalesces. The glitched scientist takes a moment to evaluate the battlefield.

* Jupiter's attack! Tails.EXE's assist!

The two fuzzballs tackle the Godmodder in the fuckign face with maximum shedding power! Ackpth no why cat and fox hair in my mouth

* The Godmodder takes 125 grossout damage!
* The Godmodder takes 91 grossout damage!

---

* Knuckles.EXE's attack!

Knuckles.EXE winds up for another punch, but the Godmodder's wise to that strategy and is floating out of his reach. It's gonna take him a moment to think of an alternative plan.

* Robotnik.EXE's shield!

Since Awe has healed himself and there's already an abundance of shields on the player characters, Robotnik.EXE decides it's tactically beneficial to shield himself.

* Robotnik.EXE is shielded!

---

This is entirely too many shields, the Godmodder spits. METEOR STORM!

* Awe takes 0 damage! (61 shielded)
* Cassie takes 0 damage! (48 shielded)
* Raid Florien takes 0 damage! (101 shielded)
* Image Florien takes 0 damage! (79 shielded)
* Political Science Florien takes 0 damage! (52 shielded)
* Blue Demon takes 0 damage! (89 shielded)
* War takes 0 damage! (52 shielded)
* Jupiter takes 0 damage! (98 shielded)
* Playing takes 0 damage! (86 shielded)
* Tails.EXE takes 0 damage! (52 shielded)
* Knuckles.EXE takes 0 damage! (91 shielded)
* Robotnik.EXE takes 0 damage! (75 shielded)
* Jupiter's party shield shatters!

AND AGAIN!

* Awe takes 0 damage! (30 shielded)
* Cassie takes 32 damage!
* Raid Florien takes 0 damage! (81 shielded)
* Raid Florien's shield shatters!
* Image Florien takes 92 damage!
* Political Science Florien takes 65 damage!
* Blue Demon takes 50 damage!
* War takes 47 damage!
* Jupiter takes 0 damage! (44 shielded)
* Playing takes 0 damage! (59 shielded)
* Playing's shield shatters!
* Tails.EXE takes 97 damage!
* Knuckles.EXE takes 49 damage!
* Robotnik.EXE takes 0 damage! (106 shielded)
* Robotnik.EXE's shield shatters!

---

* Knuckles.EXE takes 15 grossout damage!
* Political Science Florien takes 19 grossout damage!

* The Godmodder takes 242 damage from poison!

Godmodder: 986,644/1,000,000 -- POISONED

Tails.EXE: 3/100
Knuckles.EXE: 36/100
Robotnik.EXE: 100/100

Awe: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ??/???
Cassie: 68/100
Raid Florien: 100/100
Image Florien: 8/100
Political Science Florien: 16/100
Blue Demon: 50/100
War: 53/100
Jupiter: 100/100 -- SHIELDED ?/???
Playing: 100/100

Arena Effects -- STINKY FIRE

* ... "tactically beneficial" was right, huh.

[Cassie]

"OH COME ON, THE ARENA EFFECTS FUCK WITH THE NPCS!??? SOMEONE SET UP THE HEALS, NOW!"

[Florien]

"Huh. Utter bullshit. Just like the claim that the authoritarian attitudes of Princess Celestia are tangential to her rise to power and the democracy being portrayed as incompetent isn't hinting at something greater going on in the in-universe propaganda-space."

I am in 



Meanwhile, Political Scientist Florien is doing its own thing.

THE MADNESS WILL CLAIM US ALL AND YOU TOO! WITNESS OUR GLORY!

The Image Florien begins to finish hacking together the sanity-destroying image. [7/8]

Salt water begins to flow in gradually from some void between worlds, avoiding the Image Florien perfectly, who stands in the middle, chanting as images flutter around. The Grand Raccoon may take notice of the call. [5/20]

The Political Scientist Florien clambers to its feet, a swirling vortex of options for worldviews before it.

ASSUME REALISM STANCE! (An aggressive stance based around displays of force and proxy wars securing alliances of convenience and no further, raising attack at the expense of taking more damage (and possibly short-lived sanctions due to the extreme violence about to go down))

WAR OF AGGRESSION TIME! [1/3] The sounds of airplane engines begin to be heard from over the horizon, and while the trundle of tank treads behind the trees is not currently happening, it certainly is a worrying possibility.

[Cassie]

CHARGED (2 OUT OF 3):

Sanity-Destroying Image (8/8) - Speed.gif installed.

"Now go out and UNLEASH THE IMAGE OF DEATH!"

War Of Aggresion (2/3) - VIOLENCE PARAMETERS SUFFERING OVERFLOW. FLEETWAY ENERGIES INCOMING.

[Cassie]

"Someone else fill up QQ for me, imma do something to deal with the GM being a bumfuck"

CHARGED (3 OUT OF 3):

Mass Heal (1/4) - Cassie puts on some vaguely cool-looking mask, then QUICKLY encases himself on some powerful pink aura, intending to heal EVERYONE that's against the GM all at once.

[awe921]

"no shields? i guess it's time to buff our defenses, then."
"i'll cover healing, by the way. think i'll summon a little guy to set up regens for us."

Using the double charges he now gets on non-damaging moves, Awe instantly finishes charging up Kabuff [3/3], proceeding to unleash the party defense buff soon after.

Awe then applies some dust into the cartridges for AWESOME GLITCHINESS. QUADRUPLE QUARREL: [16/20]

Awe falls to his knees and then screams incoherently, yet scary sounding stuff to announce the completion of WAR OF AGGRESSION being charged up. [3/3]

Awe then swings and twirls his staff, casting HEAL MORE in an effort to heal the whole party as his direct attack. (What a creative name.)

[Cassie]

"f"

"fuck"

"i wasted my third charge attack for a mass heal what do I do then..."

FOURTH SUMMON CRITERIA REACHED (16/20) - DEPLOYING XENOPHANES...

Xenophanes: Attacking mostly with jumpscares (but sometimes with other things such as mouth-hands, fire, and reality-warping), Xenophanes deals exclusively Psychic damage, damaging both the GM and all of their summons in a single strike. Xenophanes takes advantage of any existing Arena Effects, buffs and debuffs to essentially enlarge his size and power accordingly, and has a chance of inflicting a debuff depending on what the fuck happens in the battlefield. If he ever gets damaged, he WILL retaliate hard upon the assailant. He will prioritise retaliating upon the opposing NPC if they're the one that did the hurt and not the GM.

Very hammy and full of himself.

I'M GONNA GETCHA...I AM GOD! HA HA HA HA HA!

[Florien]

I CLAIM THE WORLD BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST! FOR HEGEMONY!

Tanks, planes, helicopters, drones, and massive civilian casualties ensue as the War of Aggression [3/3] is activated, as the Godmodder is barraged by drone strikes and tankfire. It's probably for the best that the Political Science Florien doesn't operate out of a country that extradites to the ICJ. Or maybe not.

Meanwhile, the Image-Making Florien finishes the sanity destroying image and unleashes it with neither comment nor context.