Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[PowerStroke6001]

Twi, I thought you were the smart one of the Mane 6! Meanwhile, Tori got repeatedly slapped for axing Serena, you bad goat mom, you...

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: LA Noire: Bunco - Pride of the Job (Part 1)

NIGHT 1
* You have to admire how an entire group is dedicated to pulling the chair on one tribute just as they're about to sit down.
* Watch out, Aerith is indestructible and has super strength. We might have a challenger for our first mass murderer here so far.
* You wouldn't think someone would trust Amanda of all people to shoot an apple off your head because of how catastrophic it would be. But it actually goes pretty well. You'd be surprised.
* Sericle trapped in a McDonald's Playplace, and with Kennifer, who's killed four people so far. You would expect things to not end well for Sericle. But no, Kennifer spares her life before going on to sucking blood off the patties of uncooked hamburgers.
* If I ended up losing a thumb, I certainly wouldn't be in the mood for making a snowman, either.
* Amiya doesn't feel so good. Cut to her crumbling into ashes in someone's arms.... or not.
* Twilight has adopted a baby pumpkin she found.
* A mariachi band got formed, and it's gotten quite huge with the TC HGS tributes of wingedcatgirl coming in. The more, the merrier I say. With that group, they could even qualify as a mariachi orchestra.
* Somewhere there's a parrot who says that it should kill a tribute and have tea afterwards, but can't decide on whether or not it wants biscuits.
* Henkaro studying the fight between Gouhin and the Pony of Shadows so if he ever gets into a fight with either of them, he'll know just the right time to toss trash at them.
* Guess the date between Invincibubble and the Seinfeld Gang didn't really go so well. The gang starts prank-calling him until he's had enough and breaks their legs. Guess he had to show them he really is spongeworthy.
* Newman showing off his surprising agility for a man his size as he wins a T-posing competition against Cat Mario.
* Where in the Arena is Carmen Sandiego? She's simply saving someone from being trapped in a cube.
* Chernabog gets cheese-smacked.
* Metal Mario sensing that this will be Toriel's year. But how will that translate as the season goes along?

DAY 2
* Kennifer looks down into her glass of wine, seeing Cyberdramon tell her something. Whatever it was, it must have been real disgusting to actually turn Kennifer off drinking that wine.
* The Three Headed Knight has now become a Three Headed Partridge, with the heads bickering with themselves as they try to observe what the other tributes are doing.
* Elfilin comes out as the winner of the game show hosted by Hope.
* Teamwork fails the group of wingedcatgirl's TVT tributes as they all end up getting lost in a dark cave, and none of them can find their way out.
* As it turned out, the cube Waddle Dee got trapped in was actually a trap set by President Snow as he now has Carmen Sandiego locked inside a cube. And once again, Newman showing off his surprising agility as well as Bigachu doing the same as they rescue Carmen Sandiego.
* And it's back to Bad Luck Amanda as she manages to get in trouble for stealing a cow when she really didn't.
* Not only has Aerith found her new strengths, she's also finds a way to take any kind of food or ingredient and make it into her favorite food.
* Invincibubble is at least a good sport eating the vegetables despite not really liking them. He's grown too accustomed to the Krabby Patties, but hey, way to be a sport.
* After making a snowman alone, Illil wanders off into a frozen lake. Right on thin ice before she falls through and never comes back up.
* It can be an easy mistake to make as it seems like Metal Mario was going for the wide angel shot of the massive group. But no, Mario just wanted more background for himself.
* Gouhin and the Pony of Shadows put aside their differences as they join The Seinfeld Gang and Amiya as they raid Kaneda's camp.
* Toriel is the Mayor! Guess this really is her year.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Illil

KILL TALLY

* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 1 (Serena)

[PowerStroke6001]

How fitting for Queen Toriel to be the mayor! Also, Twilight must've gone cuckoo like in that Trivia Trot where she was afraid of breaking her perfect streak.

[Whistle]

Hey whoa, Newman!

[wingedcatgirl]

Aerith be like "I remember the spoiler everyone knows and I will not suffer it again!"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: Robocop - Robo & ED-209 Fight

NIGHT 2
* Good to know Gouhin has some nice drinking water now.
* For her crimes of killing four tributes, it's off to horny jail Kennifer goes.
* And Amanda's luck is now taking a turn for the worse as she gets knocked out by the Nasty Patty. Apparently Invincibubble has been sharing his secrets.
* And Kaneda wants to ride his motorcycle around the Arena, but Metal Mario opposes him. Kaneda responds by hitting Metal Mario with the motorcycle, making him fly right into the Forcefield, permanently KOing him from the season.
* Amiya quickly scrambles to replace a photo in Newman's phone that she deleted because she knows getting on Newman's bad side may not end well for her.
* With a push of a button, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer become rich.
* Carmen Sandiego once again gets involved in more mirror hijinks. This time she says "Bloody Tom" four times in the mirror, and next thing she knows, she finds herself hurting because a gumball smashed into her head.
* He's just lost all Hope getting a good night's sleep.
* Sericle just can't say "Twilight" for some reason. And the pony is not impressed.
* The Pony of Shadows cannot handle the might of a group of TC tributes slamming the board of Scrabble and the tiles right at his face.
* Cyberdramon doesn't need his thumb. He has his gunboat.
* And here's Henkaro wielding the mighty Chernabog  sword as he goes through each and every one of wingedcatgirl's TVT tributes until he slices each and every single one of them up. Then he proceeds to bury them all in bags of trash.
* Invincibubble just refuses to die right here and right now. He really is spongeworthy.
* The Knight may have three heads but only one heart as Mayor Toriel throws a knife right into the chest.

DAY 3
* Tetsuo has finally found some Hope.
* The Pony of Shadows decides to have some fun with the other tributes, playing "the ground is lava".
* Cat Mario ready to really put his gardening skills to the test by growing food that should be impossible to grow.
* The TC tributes of wingedcatgirl enjoy their nice veggie buffet.
* Not only is Ariel indestructible, but now she's a partridge that can spy on us all.
* Sericle has finally found a mess that she can't clean up: it's her bloody, crushed remains from that piece of cliff that just fell on her.
* And Twilight is aiming a sniper rifle at me. What is go- (shot)
* (new announcer comes in and replaces the one who previously got shot by Twilight) Hi, so I'm new at this, so I have a bit of catching up to do. Give me a minute. (time passes) Okay, I'm caught up. Anyway.... the good thing about being rich is you can use your wealth to magically fill up your ice cream bowl.
* "The ground is lava" game sure is infectious. Now Newman is getting in on the action.
* And it looks like the Year of Mayor Toriel is over as she unsuccessfully yeets a baseball at a door only for it to come back and knock her head right off her shoulders and now she could be the new mascot for the New York Mets. That is, if she wasn't dead and all.
* Henkaro tries to give Carmen Sandiego some flowers, but all the BO he has from being around trash killed the flowers. But still it does answer the question "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" She's here, right in Henkaro's heart.
* Are you sure that's wise, Bigachu? She's killed four already. Are you trying to increase her body count?

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Metal Mario, wingedcatgirl's TVT Tributes, The Three Headed Knight, Sericle, Toriel

KILL TALLY

* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 2 (Serena, The Three Headed Knight)
* Kaneda: 1 (Metal Mario)
* Henkaro Dank: 1 (wingedcatgirl's TVT Tributes

[Whistle]

Wow Kaneda. Never expected you to get in a kill.

(wait a minute he's killed 2 people already)

[PowerStroke6001]

That's what you get for using the Real Knife, Tori. -_-

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: Solitude - Beautiful Death

NIGHT 3
* Elfilin is tired as hell (pun intended), but he is eternally strong now.
* It's a funfair! Ride the roller coaster, enjoy the view on the Ferris wheel, get your brains chewed out. Visit the funfair today!
* Chernabog is proving to be quite the rebel, ignoring the "DO NOT TOUCH" sign at the museum.
* There's no Hope for him to have a relationship after knitting that ugly-ass sweater.
* Aerith goes on the attack! Who can stop her? Apparently, a golem can, one who's not too intimidated by her abilities.
* Amanda listening to some of the songs she has on her playlist, which includes this song.
* Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer just scat the end of their show's theme song at Gouhin.
* Twilight sparkles the brightest in the surfing competition.
* Tetsup hoping to take advantage of the thumbless Cyberdramon and tries to take him on in a fight.
* Henkaro waving around a rock that looks like a certain portly mailman and has to show it off to said portly mailman.
* Such bad luck that the TC tributes of wingedcatgirl have when none of them can win against themselves in a mirror game of Rock Paper Scissors.

DAY 4
* There is Hope however for him to become a mass murderer as he sets off a bomb that kills not only four tributes, but is also powerful enough to kill two of the biggest tributes here.
* Not even a relaxing day of fishing would be kind to Amanda as she hooks in a shark that devours her.
* After killing President Snow, Tetsuo created a hell of a Snowfall as clones of President Snow from different universes go on a massacre that kills Invincibubble, Gouhin and Aerith, whom even she is no match for the avalanche of Snows.
* Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer emerge from a painting, with the group holding a star over their heads.
* Instead of asking for wine, Kennifer start talking about how she wants tea, but can't decide if she wants biscuits. This concerns Carmen Sandiego into thinking Kennifer has been hacked by the parrot that belonged to the Three Headed Knight, so Carmen Sandiego decides she'll just leave.
* First we have a salad shooter, now we have the salad puncher.
* Henkaro even thinks Apple phones are too trashy even for him. Waddle Dee likes Apple though.
* Wait, why is Newman aiming a rifle at m- (shot)
* You know, replacing these announcers don't come cheap. Please stop killing the announcers. Thank you. Where were we? Oh yeah. All the TC tributes of wingedcatgirl suffer head trauma that makes them act like babies for a brief time.
* Amiya gives Elfilin a nice little bop between the eyes.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Bigachu, Twilight, Cyberdramon, Cat Mario, Amanda, Invincibubble, Gouhin, Aerith

KILL TALLY

* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 2 (Serena, The Three Headed Knight)
* Kaneda: 1 (Metal Mario)
* Henkaro Dank: 1 (wingedcatgirl's TVT Tributes)
* Hope: 4 (Bigachu, Twilight, Cyberdramon, Cat Mario)

[Guma]

And I'm out. Thanks, everyone.

[PowerStroke6001]

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED MATT AGAIN! YOU BASTARDS!

And wow, my very first tribs did worse than in the longest season ever in real-time.

[Billy5545]

Oof, one of my tributes is out

[Whistle]

Oh no! ... I'm still alive.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: Florence and the Machine - Hunger

NIGHT 4
* Well she happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time, The Pony of Shadows says he wants order in the Arena, The Pony of Shadows says he's here to fight crime, So he sets his sights on Carmen Sandiego, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? She's in the grave now, that's where she is.
* Kramer throws the statue that George intended to give to his mother right at Elfilin, causing it to break against him, and cutting him up with the blades that happened to be inside it. But don't worry. He's okay.... for now.
* Kaneda comes in via his motorcycle with J. Peterman by his side. He grabs Peterman and pushes his head against Kennifer, which happens to puncture her skin and right through her heart. The wine-drinking vampire has not killed since the Bloodbath, and now she won't be able to add to her body-count now.
* Tetsuo trip and splatters his face against a door, becoming a much more handsome man.
* And the TC tributes of wingedcatgirl are all there playing in traffic, punching all the cars they see when they suddenly fall through the interstate, never to be seen again.
* Henkaro looks like the type who's more into trash than cows. So who is Amiya to accuse him of stealing a cow?
* He Hopes he can achieve immortality and to build up his body count after coming back to life. But things don't work out that way.
* If the noises you make terrify even Chernabog, perhaps you shouldn't make them.

THE FEAST
* But Tetsuo doesn't get to enjoy his newfound good looks for long. He wants to take the next step and become a pie. Be careful what you wish for. At least Newman can't bring himself to eat the pie though.
* Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer all enjoy nice bowls of soup courtesy of the Soup Nazi and see what appears to be some kind of pepper inside. But Henkaro quickly comes in and lets them all know that the "pepper" is really the ashes of the fallen Pony of Shadows. Jerry goes to the bathroom to wash out his mouth, Elaine and George vomit, and Kramer just spazzes out and falls out of his seat.
* And Bandana Waddle Dee learns the hard way to check the bottle before he drinks it.
* Kaneda begs Amiya to kill him. But Amiya relents and quickly finds herself being run over by Kaneda's motorcycle.
* Chernabog finds a monster that's even more vicious than him that takes away his torta, and he's not too happy about it.
* And with the chaos that's happening around the Feast, maybe it's wise that Elfilin decided to sit this one out.

DAY 5
* Henkaro is a hot mess. A hot, smelly, stinky, trashy hot mess.
* With Newman still grieving over the fallen Tetsuo, he decides to take out his frustrations of Elfilin. Newman blames him for Tetsuo's death despite the fact Elfilin didn't even decide to go the the Feast.
* Chernabog's self-portrait really brings out his muscles and wings.
* Tell me you're not convinced that this should be the plot of a Seinfeld episode.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Carmen Sandiego, Kennifer, wingedcatgirl's TC Tributes, Hope, Tetsuo, The Pony of Shadows, Bandana Waddle Dee, Arts Fighter Amiya

KILL TALLY

* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 2 (Serena, The Three Headed Knight)
* Kaneda: 3 (Metal Mario, Kennifer, Arts Fighter Amiya)
* Henkaro Dank: 1 (wingedcatgirl's TVT Tributes)
* Hope: 4 (Bigachu, Twilight, Cyberdramon, Cat Mario)
* The Pony of Shadows: 1 (Carmen Sandiego)

The finale will come up next!

[Whistle]

Should I be excited for Kaneda or concerned?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

BATTLE MUSIC: Gladiator - Victory theme

NIGHT 5
* Instead of killing some more, Kaneda gets stuck doing some homework.
* I would think that Chernabog would easily have more than two nickels. Hell, I'd even argue that he'd be rich.
* Elfilin turns the legendary Katniss into a baby again.
* Perhaps with all the pennies he's gotten, Henkaro is thinking of buying himself a landfill?
* For trying to fight Elfilin earlier, Newman gets arrested and sent to jail.

DAY 6
* Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer decide they need Chernabog's help, but they somehow managed to make him shit out his own guts.
* Having finished his homework, Kaneda attempts to go on his killing spree again, this time shanking Newman, who just got out of jail and wanted to concentrate on making cheese. But Newman manages to survive the attack.
* Guess Elfilin doesn't really care about any personal issues Henkaro is having.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Chernabog

NIGHT 6
* Henkaro has moved on from Carmen Sandiego's death and falls in love with Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer. But like before, his BO kills off any flowers he wants to give them all.
* Newman might have gotten out of jail, but he clearly hasn't forgotten his vendetta against Elfilin. That's why he was making that cheese. He was planning a meal for the creature just to poison it and kill him. Looks like Newman is more craftier than we thought.
* Jupiter even senses that Kaneda is no friend and bites him, fearing that Kaneda will even kill the cat.

DAY 7
* Kaneda now has the ability to breathe underwater, where he scopes out an underwater kingdom. No doubt he's looking at the people there as future victims to fall under his bloodlust.
* Henkaro has forgotten to do the one thing he needed to do: eat. He starves himself out of life and a podium finish.
* Meanwhile, the Seinfeld Gang manage to find a loophole against the genie.

FALLEN TRIBUTES: Elfilin, Henkaro Dank

NIGHT 7
* Having finally killed off Elfilin, Newman wants more revenge. This time, he goes after Kaneda, whom he's not too happy with after being shanked by him earlier. Newman goes in and stabs Kaneda repeatedly, and as he watches Kaneda dying, Newman goes into a long rant over how he's finally won and gotten his revenge, while cackling wickedly. But Newman gets way too much into his spiel and doesn't even notice Kaneda take the same knife and uses it to gut Newman, finally finishing off the job he failed to do earlier. Now feeling satisfied, Kaneda can now die in peace. And all this happens, while the Seinfeld Gang watches close-by. Jerry quips "That's a shame" before the four step away, emerging as the champions of the season.

THE WINNER: The Seinfeld Gang!

THE PLACEMENTS

THE SUMMARY

THE STATISTICS

THE SAVE

1ST PLACE: The Seinfeld Gang

2ND PLACE: Kaneda

3RD PLACE: Newman

MOST KILLS: Kennifer, Hope, Kaneda

KILL TALLY

* Kennifer: 4 (Mr. Smith, Venom, Lightning, Duckula)
* Toriel: 2 (Serena, The Three Headed Knight)
* Kaneda: 4 (Metal Mario, Kennifer, Arts Fighter Amiya, Newman)
* Henkaro Dank: 1 (wingedcatgirl's TVT Tributes)
* Hope: 4 (Bigachu, Twilight, Cyberdramon, Cat Mario)
* The Pony of Shadows: 1 (Carmen Sandiego)
* The Seinfeld Gang: 1 (Chernabog)
* Newman: 2 (Elfilin, Kaneda)

A brief, but fun season if I do say so myself. Both my tributes made the HOF and one of them even became the champion, which is pretty neat. And Whistle even got in the HOF action, too, also just as neat. But the fact that we have three tributes that got the most kills this season, those are the true stars. Congrats to Oz, Dave and Whis for their additions to the Death Battle. Now for my tribute yeets:

Bubba "Gold Tooth" Sparxxx AKA Lance Halbrook (The host character of Close Circle 2)- Male - Safe NICKNAME: Sparxxx

Allen Wood (the delusional Hollywood action star who thinks he's really in an action film and still-as-of-this-writing hasn't appeared in a Murdergame) - Male - Safe

[PowerStroke6001]

Since they were separated by TVT HGS' Reserve System in S203's Valentine's Day Season, here are Doug and Priyanka Maheswaran.

[Kennifer]

A couple more OCs from me.

Mila the street-smart gunslinger (female, safe)

Piper the personal stylist (female, safe)

Piper is a general OC that I haven't used in anything yet and Mila was created for the Murderverse, specifically Close Circle 2.

[Whistle]

Well, with how Kaneda's dealt in this season, I might as well get nostalgic again... and novel.

Chef Beck (he/him, safe, original characters [in-jokes])

Tord Larsson (he/him, safe, Eddsworld)

[HypeKitty1]

May Parker aka SpiderGirl (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...xtless.jpg) Yellow flag
Corrupted Margret (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/7...000_00.png) Safe Flag

[TheSleepyDreepy45]

Heck with it, I'm jumping back in:
Yodely Guy
The Whammy

[Billy5545]

Mephisto (Orange, as his physical appearance and personality imply that he's a pre-teen. From Arknights) and Faust (Yellow, as his physical appearance and personality imply that he's at least a young teen. From Arknights)

[BlackFaithStar]

Lowkey wondering what shadowy ashes would taste like. Ah well.

Nominating
Jokertu ("Death" pic) and Panto ("Death" pic)

Both are male humanoid aliens from BoBoiBoy Galaxy of unknown age but otherwise don't act childlike, so I presume they're safe.

[Cassie]

Speed.GIF

Darken

(M, and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh god i gotta use the yellow flag huh cuz that basically applies to nearly every horror Sonic that exists 💀)

[wingedcatgirl]

Since I've got me a mind virus this week, I'm gonna submit the catkids I made up for my story.

* Eiri (she/her, In the light of the stars, 12, don't ship with her brother Yui)
* Yui (he/him, In the light of the stars, 12, don't ship with his sister Eiri)

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Also, a mostly unsorted event yeet!

1. You know what they call a (Player1) with cheese outside the Arena? A Quarter Pounder with Cheese. How boring is that?
   
2. (Player1) bring good luck. Not bad luck. (Player2) has (Player1) - see, [typeB1] (face/face/face/face/faces1) - and [typeA2] (is/is/are/is/are2) not dead today. Good luck!
   
3. Evil (Player1) briefly appear(s/s/s/s/1) and do(es/es/es/es/1) something amusingly uncharacteristic of (Player1).
   
4. (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) not (Player1). [TypeA1] (is/is/are/is/are1)... Evil (Player1)!
   
5. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) why (Player2)'s chat server has an "only clouds" channel. (Player2) delete(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC1] post and say(s/s/s/s/1) "Only. Clouds."
   
6. (Player1) stop(s/s/s/s/1) chasing (Player2) when they reach a river. [TypeA2] didn't swim across or anything, that just happens to be when (Player1) got bored.
   
7. (Player1) tell(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to leave (Player3) for [typeB1], promising cowboy times in space.
   
8. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) to get a jug of milk, and if there are any avocadoes get six. (Player2) bring(s/s/s/s/1) back six jugs of milk.
   
9. (Player1) demand(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s liver. [TypeA2] brush(es/es//es/2) it off as a joke.
   
10. (Player1) demand(s/s/s/s/1) that everyone stop talking about (Player2)'s source material - [typeA1]'(s/s/re/s/re1) tired of seeing it!
    
11. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) what's going on with (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4). (Player5) repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y5) that [typeA5] would rather die than know.
    
12. While milking sheep, (Player1) (is/is/is/is/are1) accosted by a monster attracted to the smell of death.
    
13. (Player1) cook(s/s/s/s/1) breakfast burritos with applewood and smoked bacon for [typeD1], (Player2), and (Player3), breaking all their teeth.
    
14. (Player1) strap(s/s/s/s/1) [typeD1] fists to [typeD1] back and head(s/s/s/s/1) out for adventure!
    
15. (Player1) threaten(s/s/s/s/1) to shove (Player2) under the broiler (what Brits would call a grill).
    
16. (Player1) crack(s/s/s/s/1) in twenty eggs, yes, twenty.
    
17. (Player1) add(s/s/s/s/1) an entire bottle of white wine to [typeC1] recipe.
    
18. (Player1), in the middle of (Player2)'s complicated recipe, suddenly shout(s/s/s/s/1) "NO!" and insist(s/s/s/s/1) on doing it a much simpler way.
    
19. (Player1)'s hot sausag(e/e/e/e/es1) ha(s/s/s/s/ve1) exploded.
    
20. (Player1) den(ies/ies/ies/ies/y1) (Player2)'s request for help surviving the Arena for repeatedly rickrolling [typeB1].
    
21. (Player1) shove(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2) under the broiler (what Brits would call a grill), broil/grilling [typeB2] to death. //P1 kills P2
    
22. (A/A/A/A/1) (t/t/t/t/T1)hirsty (Player1) find(s/s/s/s/1) a vending machine selling "H₂O₄U" and buy(s/s/s/s/1) (a/a/a/a/some1) drin(k/k/k/k/ks1) from it. [TypeA1] die(s/s/s/s/1) horribly from drinking uranium dioxideperoxide, and (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/2) "OOO(UHOH)". //P1 dies naturally
    
23. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) what's going on with (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4). (Player5) repl(ies/ies/ies/ies/y5) that [typeA5] would rather die than know - so (Player1) fulfill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeC5] wish and kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB5]. //P1 kills P5
    
24. (Player1) demand(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s liver. [TypeA2] refus(es/es//es/2) and kill(s/s//s/2) (Player1) to stop [typeB1]. //P2 kills P1
    
25. (Player1) demand(s/s/s/s/1) (Player2)'s liver. [TypeA2] refus(es/es//es/2), so (Player1) kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB2] and take(s/s/s/s/1) it anyway. //P1 kills P2
    
26. (Player1) banish(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), (Player6), (Player7), (Player8), and (Player9) to a pocket dimension to be trapped in magical chains for eternity, but they all break out, return to the real world, and kill [typeB1] in an epic battle. // P2-8 kill P1
    
27. (Player1) banish(es/es/es/es/1) (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), (Player6), (Player7), (Player8), and (Player9) to a pocket dimension to be trapped in magical chains for eternity. One of them fails to break out of the magical chains, so they're all trapped until they die of starvation. //P1 kills P2-8
    
28. (Player1) eat(s/s/s/s/1) one hundred thousand cookies. [TypeA1] die(s/s/s/s/1). //... P1 dies lmao
    
29. (Player1) ask(s/s/s/s/1) why (Player2)'s chat server has an "only clouds" channel. (Player2) say(s/s/s/s/1) "Only. Clouds." and kill(s/s/s/s/1) [typeB1]. //P2 kills P1
    
30. (Player1) defea(t/t/t/t/ts1) (Player2) with an excellently-executed (Player3)nary attack! // P1 and P3 kill P2