Hunger Games Simulator - Trouble Cube Edition

[BlackFaithStar]

For posterity's sake, Zanreo ran this season while I shall be hosting.

Hello again folks, welcome to Season 9 of TC Hunger Games Simulator! Without further ado, the reaping below represents this season's tributes, let's get a move on!

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Bloodbath

BBB Thunderstorm takes the strategy of finding resources at the Cornucopia.

Looks like Reagan and Bruno are going fishing! Hope they get a good catch.

Oh dear. Planet Uranus is not happy to be here.

Hatchet Harm! The Creek elder Mark kills Marvin the Martian in a fell swoop.

Welcome back Cirno, how've you been?

How unfortunate for the impulsive Yosemite Sam to grab an empty backpack.

The Duke Nukem from Captain Planet ran off for a bit but he's back.

Creek elder Barry takes the unusual approach of reversing away from the Cornucopia.

Who knew Arcee and Annoying Dog had fair reputations as cooks?

That canteen of water may do Dr. Fossil some good, he looks pretty dehydrated to me. 😛

BBB Cyclone fights the Hungry Gluttons ship for a bag, but considers that it's not worth it and flies off.

Tzeentch and Ice Kirby are the Cornucopia slappers this time around, and the latter even destroys it by doing so.

Messy Mace Mayhem! The corrupted Cutie Mark Crusaders clobber Tristan's head in, ouch!

Rolling away from the Cornucopia, Meteion goes.

Another fight over a bag occurs between fortune teller Astor and ordinary magician Marisa. She manages to intimidate Astor enough for him to forget the bag.

Off with her head! The wicked Morgan decapitates poor little Louise. I wonder if the sword used for the deed was Arthur's...

Temmie may either use those throwing knives or sell them.

Spamton is showing... well no shit.

Thinking Gayle would be confident in making a bet against a bunch of low-poly grapes.

A biblically accurate angel... on drugs?! This can't end well.

Otherwise reasonably running away from the Cornucopia are: Yuri and Bernadetta, Mephiles, Scratch Cat, Italian Spider-Man, Bambi, Glass Joe, Mikel Lgambling, Expunged, Corrupted Peony, the other Duke Nukem and MF Doom.

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Day 1

Dr. Fossil argues with Corrupted Peony. It ends with the pterodactyl flying off in a huff.

I think you've been doing fine this far, Morgan, but maybe the severity of the situation just sunk in.

Whatever alien-fighting ventures that Bruno and a bunch of low-poly grapes have pursued, the corrupted Cutie Mark Crusaders want in.

Even Bambi is aware of how psychotic the games are.

Deadly Delivery! Scratch Cat dies of poisoning sealed in Iron Fossil's letter to the feline.

Would Ice Kirby like an iced drink?

Is Tzneetch using an assault rifle to inflate a balloon or "blow" it up? Probably the latter.

Yuri and Bernadetta read an instruction book together.

Oh dear. What torture does Temmie have in mind for Mark?

BBB Cyclone? A cannibal? What are you talking about, Uranus? The craziest things he's ever eaten were Yaya's cookies.

I think Expunged is of the appropriate source material for the task of making a song out of voice clips.

Might Spamton's camp wall be a firewall? That may be counterintuitive but it'd also be funny

An angel plays around with crossing over Duke Nukem's Captain Planet and MF Doom's motherfucking Marvel universe???

On the hunt for other tributes are Meteion, magician Marisa, video-game Duke Nukem and Gayle. Interesting quad teamup...

...but Yosemite Sam, Arceeand Glass Joe form their own group with the same idea.

What a sour way to go. RIP Mikel Lgambling, death by lemon consumption.

BBB Thunderstorm takes a level in vanity by illustrating himself more handsomely than his action figure does.

However Annoying Dog injected him with a snail serum, Mephiles the Dark is now Mephiles the snail.

A gramophone unleashes a cacophany which Reimu and Italian Spider-Man do not like one bit.

The Hungry Gluttons ship sustains damage.

Reagan's creepy whispering is so spooky she scares herself.

Barry and Cirno! Adventures in invisibility!

I bet that Astor going ice skating is inadvertent on his part and that Cirno pranked him to walk on ice.

THE FALLEN:Marvin, Tristan, Louise, Scratch Cat, Mikel Lgambling

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Remaining tributes: 37

[Guma]

As a 2000s kid, Mark apparently can't handle 2015 Internet culture.

[Kennifer]

LOUISE NOOOOO

[Whistle]

Ur an anus

[BlackFaithStar]

Update 2!

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Night 1

Reagan performs at a talent-show where Mark, Spamton and Corrupted Peony are judges. The low-poly grapes really wants them to judge wisely, or Bruno may beat the grapes into wine.

Ice Kirby screeches in rage at his gaming account getting hacked.

What an annoyingly nasty nightmare! Whatever monsters embody Annoying Dog's worst qualities trap Mephiles in a palace and kill him.

Because Bambi pricked his finger on a fig tree, as the Corrupted Cutie Mark Crusaders explain, a magic fig tree outside Bambi's camp indicates how many words he can say, once all the leaves are gone, so is his life.

What did Hungry Gluttons do? Open that big pirahna mouth of its?

The gramophone strikes again, only this time on MF Doom and Temmie instead.

Is Bob's Burgers (Gayle's home source) that deep? Trying to explain it is wearing on Barry's mind!

I don't think Meteion, Yuri and Benedetta will be drinking that much (apple juice) then.

A symbol set in stone! Marisa magically seals the video-game protagonist Duke Nukem into a block of stone which she carves into the shape of his head.

Expunged you chaotic little bastard. Why knock Dr. Fossil's door when you were going to barge in regardless?

Yosemite Sam? Saner than everyone else here?? More likely than you'd expect.

BBB Cyclone is concerned about Astor's whereabouts.

3 other tributesCirno, Glass Joe and Iron Fossil

speculate where he may be, but Astor shortly escapes the 3rd dimension soon after.

I'm betting this Duke Nukem's new giant spider friend is just as radioactive as he is.

Looks like Italian Spider-Man and Arcee believe themselves to be right for each other. The angel was just a bit too late.

Aw, Reimu and BBB Thunderstorm are friends! I wonder what separated them though.

How many forces does Tzeentch have to fight a planet? Yet he still likes to think he's inviting Morgan and Uranus to a throwdown.

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Day 2

MF Doom is restless because he can't sleep with his bed on fire.

"Time to die!" says Bambi as the angel attacks. If saying those few words didn't deplete his fig tree of its last leaves, then the stab to the heart definitely killed him.

I think the bear needs the survival guide more than Uranus to withstand even being near a gas giant.

Morgan goes on a weapon-stealing spree, acquiring Reimu's sword, Hungry Glutton's bow and even Temmie's axe! At least Temmie still has throwing knives, right?

"Dr. Fossil Darkwing Duck." Yeah. Makes brilliant sense, Tzeentch. /s

Astor! Keep your whispering down! You've deafened Yuri and Bernadetta! I don't care that it was your brown notes!

Apparently BBB Cyclone finds dancing in a boat more dangerous than dancing on his hoverboard. Regardless, he and Glass Joe end up dancing together on air and water respectively.

Are dogs often fearful of rats? Well Annoying Dog is.

Iron Fossil puts Meteion on voice chat to avenge Yosemite Sam, who Meteion dissed on in a game earlier.

Despite their corruption, the C!CMC assist BBB Thunderstorm by getting mutant Duke Nukem to save him. Looks like he's being surprisingly nice today as well.

In whatever way he tries to get back up after being defeated by Reagan, it horribly backfires for Ice Kirby, who manages to trap himself in water and summon 3 sharks which eat him.

Seriously Expunged?! Ice Kirby just got mauled by sharks and you're getting

four other tributesGayle, Spamton, Bruno and Corrupted Peony

to laugh at him with you?!

Arcee's knightly trip to a castle is not without its bumps, as she gets knocked off her jousting horse.

Cirno's up to her mischievous antics again, this time wearing a shirt which mocks Italian Spider-Man. He then pushes her head-first into a mud puddle.

Barry too is not over with his pranks, as he sends his fellow creek elder Mark an envelope filled with glitter which spills all over him.

Marisa makes a little snow-magician, aww.

Ayo, low-poly grapes? Isn't picking flowers somewhat endangering to at least a relative of your kind?

THE FALLEN: Mephiles, video-game Duke Nukem, Bandu, Ice Kirby.

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Remaining tributes:33

[PowerStroke6001]

"Tem don't hav enuf iTEMs to sell 4 cool leg!"

[Guma]

Or maybe it's just Aunt Gayle being annoying.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

RIP Video game Duke Nukem

[Whistle]

Can you blame Gayle though? She just lost her niece.

[wingedcatgirl]

Meteion spamming Sam with "kys" probably (that's an Endwalker spoiler)

[BlackFaithStar]

Update 3!

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Night 2

That's a pretty impressive video recap of the season that low-poly grapes made.

Good luck getting a battleship like the Iron Fossil to use a tape-recorder, Corrupted Peony

Reagan machine-guns Meteion's shins to smithereens. Yeesh.

To remove all rats from his sight from here-on forth, Annoying Dog receives rat repellant and traps.

Ironic that Cirno's attack causes Morgan to be lit on fire. The latter extinguishes the flames in time.

Nice burn, Barry, it's just that I'm not sure that would work on Hungry Gluttons.

What's a picture of an angel doing in Duke Nukem's pie? Supposed to make it holier?

Bust your brains out! BBB Cyclone flies above Marisa and drops a stone figure of Gayle's top half on the magician, crushing her cranium.

Oh well, maybe killing President Snow is a kill for Uranus in spirit at least.

How interesting that

four reddish tributesItalian Spider-Man, Glass Joe, Expunged, and Arcee

decide to have a sled race together.

Another tribute in red, BBB Thunderstorm, is intrigued by the race enough that he makes a new attack inspired from it. Calling it the "Lightning Slalom".

I don't remember this Undertale route, Dr. Fossil. Well I guess with a name like that you'd know a thing or two about the dead.

Tzeentch is not good with tech. At all.

Motherfucking money. How did asking for some spare change get MF Doom killed??

Among Temmies merchandise is a rifle which can blow... up balloons.

Seems that Astor has some sympathy to spare for Spamton, so he calls Reimu to rescue the spambot from the trashy claw machine.

Flamethrower of flatulence! With a bad burrito broken down in his bowels and a lighter, Bruno burns Yuri and Bernadetta with his own methane.

When were the C!CMC here last? Careful that corruption doesn't go screwing with your memories now.

The Elders of the Creek leader Mark tests his leadership skills in the form of leading a virtual nation online.

Well, cartoons can get pretty meta, right? Yosemite Sam is rocking that fourth wall right now.

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Day 3

Isn't it unholy for an angel to cuss? I doubt BBB Thunderstorm would fall for that anyway.

Temmie has more assault rifles and balloons than she lets on.

What would Arcee want to do with a cow, Corrupted Peony?

The Corrupted! CMC have the right colors to dress up as Easter bunnies, but Expunged thinks it's a bit too early for Easter.

After the mess of his busty kill the previous night, Reagan gives BBB Cyclone a bath.

Glass Joe listens to Tzneetch talk about his contributions to the Great Caterpillar War.

Another snow figure, this time an Iron Fossil snowship!

So there's a ladder that's giant enough for Uranus to climb, and Hungry Gluttons survived being landed on by a planet. More ridiculous things have happened in the Hunger Games though.

I guess Bruno never got to hear about the Titanic, may whatever history lessons Mark went through be enough to explain what happened.

I suppose a scientist like Dr. Fossil to be the tsukkomi and Barry the boke for this comedy routine. An

audience of three + a dogReimu, Astor, Cirno and Annoying Dog

ain't bad.

What would Italian Spider-man be a stickler about, Morgan? Being Italian?

And last on the list is a

really big group hugDuke Nukem, Meteion, Yosemite Sam, Gayle, and Low-Poly Grapes

for Spamton, aw. Though I do wonder how grapes can hug.
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THE FALLEN: Marisa, MF Doom, Yuri and Berndetta

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Remaining tributes: 30

[Whistle]

Uranus is really acting a lot tougher than its sibling Neptune nowadays...

Also jeez, Reagan's really switching it all up.

[Guma]

And that's how Mark got banned from every online RP forum.

[Whistle]

And that's how Mark got banned from every online RP forum.

Oh bye Mark!

[PowerStroke6001]

So Fossil absorbed Marisa's, Kirby's, Bandu's, game!Duke Nukem's, Mephiles', Mikel's, and Scratch Cat's souls. Brr...

And Tem sure does luv ball00ns!

[Dookie]

I'm out lol

[BlackFaithStar]

Update 4 and it's more of a deadly one!

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Night 3

Fruity impatience gets Reagan killed, the low-poly grapes somehow push her off a bridge. 

Yosemite Sam tries to match up to BBB Cyclone's speed as he runs to attack him, but he overtakes and flings himself back to where he started. 

Reimu gets injured by the shards of the ceramic mug Temmie chucks away. 

Dr. Fossil is already a duck turned pterosaur, now he's a were-osaur! 

Scandalous indeed, Uranus. What does Iron Fossil need socks for? 

He previously laughed at the body of who she killed, but this time Bruno cries at Reagan's grave. Poor her, perilously pushed off a bridge earlier. 

Hungry Hungry Gluttons is not happy that people have been stealing from the cookie jar, so the ship imprisons

all three (er, five) culpritsArcee, Astor, and Corrupted Cutie Mark Crusaders

in the Fungeon. 

BBB Thunderstorm makes a crossover of

TouhouCirno's source

and

Vs Dave and BambiExpunged's source

. Now the arrows and the scenery scroll vertically. 

Vegetarian violence! Mutant Duke Nukem isn't accustomed to eating vegetables, but that's no excuse to Italian Spider-man, who kills him for it. 

Glass Joe goes into a cave, seeminly to rescue Morgan, only to strike her down permanently at her weakest. 

Annoying Dog is now tiny-stuck-in-a-vending-machine-Annoying-Dog. 

Corrupted Peony de-ages (a new?) President Snow into a child president. 

Poor Meteion's still missing her shins and Spamton says he missed the part where that's his problem. 

If a fanart makes even a chaos god like Tzeentch drink brain bleach, that's quite the goddamn accomplishment. 

What was this "divine" retribution for? The burn? The pranks? Whatever it was, the angel kills Barry. 

Gayle enjoys a regenerating bowl of ice-cream.

 

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Day 4

I guess Italian Spider-man wasn't a fan of that Touhou FNF mod crossover, so he fries all of BBB Thunderstorm's computers. 

Kill as a duo and the bodies are twice as much. Reimu and the biblical angel see through the possum facade and kill Meteion, Expunged, Hungry Gluttons and Corrupted Peony. 

Hey Arcee, Cirno! Don't breaks the fourth wall, okay? 

Perhaps Dr. Fossil retains some effects of the past souls he absorbed. 

Glass Joe tests the copyright law enforcers. 

Oh lol, he really did it. The low-poly grapes were right, Bruno was going to kill him (and he's done it), likely regardless of the grapes' recent betrayal to the Corrupted CMC anyway. 

I'd call this an upgrade in age that Iron Fossil has granted President Snow #2 instead, he's a young adult instead of a child. 

Mark cheats to carry extra weapons and it works. 

HOI?!?! I mean- HOW DID TEMMIE OVERPOWER PLANET URANUS?!?! 

Gayle spews a non-sequiter at Spamton. That or the magic ice cream bowl had a catch. 

Tzeentch thinks BBB Cyclone is masking some true form, but unmasking him proves fruitless.

 

THE FALLEN: Reagan, mutant Duke Nukem, Morgan, Barry, Meteion, Expunged, Hungry Gluttons, Corrupted Peony, The Low-Poly Grapes, Uranus.

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Remaining tributes: 20

[Whistle]

i'm outie

[Guma]

Barry gets a dose of divine retribution, and Mark cheats not only the game, but himself.

[PowerStroke6001]

Tem 2 0P plz nurf

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Welcome back, it's your favorite girl boy unknown-gendered freak Whistle here again at the Hunger Games Arena with Slaughterday Night Live, taking on the mantle after our previous host's untimely departure due to personal commitments. We here are trying to wish that she does at least fairly at what she does, so... be well.

Anyway, since we left off, we have lost over half of our tributes, and all will soon be revealed in terms of how these things may go in THIS EDITION of HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR.

And here's our musical guest, the Eggory Chicnog Symphony Orchestra (in greatly reduced form), supplying our battle music for the night!

"White Rabbit" - Jefferson Airplane

NIGHT FOUR
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a creative title

Italian Spider-Man may be immune from Temmie, but will he be able to survive total?


Not gonna lie, I could imagine her being that way.


Maybe because the Cutie Mark Corrupted don't really have biology, per se.


Who can act as shields, from arrows set ablaze? The candy wall can, 'cause it fixes up with love and makes the air smell good!

Hey wait, how does an angel need to hide from flaming arrows anyway?


Wow, that's kind of a sick move, isn't it?


Gayle's probably pining for her cats or her niece at this point, so... maybe she might not be in the mood.


Did I really need to hear it? Because people don't really care about me one bit these days!


"An, ra see, ish kold re Undergrowl. Monshtas!"


Tzeentch is an odd sort of moderator for Katniscord.


Cookie Kit! He left his whole family!

Here comes the sun. Here comes the sun. And I say, WHERE'S THE DEATH?

DAY FIVE
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v for vendetta

BoBoiBoy Cyclone has had worse.


Do Transformers even have sprainable ankles? How would that happen anyway?


Thunderstorm does not like spam, Spam, baked beans, or Spamton.


A little cross costume party. A crosstume party.


[insert Lorde reference here]
[insert South Park joke here]


Even Bruno won't talk about Bruno, no, no.


Glass Zombie Burger Joe. Good boxing name, NGL.


See little Timmy? Even eldritch gods don't like their veggies. BUT THEY EAT THEM ANYWAY.


So... a planet who killed President Snow but got overpowered by a cat thing? That I sent there?


Taking inventory, I see.


Ya see, there's a big difference! I fight for good but am very bad. See?


And what a lovely Temlist it is.

So... now that all of the things are over... I hear nothing.

THE FALLEN

0 tributes killed
0 nominators eliminated
20 remaining tributes

Until next time, this is your girl Whistle, signing off. Slaughterday Night Live, first at 9:47. 

[~okami~]

what the hell were you thinking writing that fanfic yosemite sam

[Zanreo]

Just what is that ship lol

[PowerStroke6001]

0mega Tem?!

[Whistle]

AND SO CONTINUE THE GAMES.

Well, well, well, wellwellwellwellwell! Welcome back to Hunger Games Simulator on Slaughter Day/Night Live with your host, Whistle! Yesterday was an extremely boring session, so let's hope that this one at least ups the ante somewhat. So, without further ado, let's begin... and get RIGHT TO THE GAMES.

But first, our musical guest Max and the Gizmos will be supplying their own battle music for the thing! Beware, it might get bloody!

"Stuck In The Middle With You" - Stealers Wheel

NIGHT FIVE
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quinque

WE ARE THE CORRUPTED CUTIES. THOU SHALT PRAISE US OR BE EXPUNGED.


Spamton's Expansion Pack. ExSpamton Pack.
(i literally brought in ellie spectacular herself to make this joke what more can you expect of me)


That's always how it feels sometimes, doesn't it? You can't finish anything you do and then you just... die.


Hey wait a minute! You don't talk, Bruno, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...


Annoying Dog takes the schmuck bait and decides to give it a try, to predictable, if disappointing, results.


I'm gonna be sick too after all's said and done. [gags]


Do you want to crash? Uh... no? Well, maybe you should steer.


When King Marc of Italy was attacked, the Italian organization in Glasgow threw a bottle of hot water at him and hit him in the face.


Dubiously translated event aside, that honestly sounds pretty painful. I'm sure Gene experienced it somehow.


But it turns out the chair was just cake all along too! SOYLENT BROWN IS CAKE MIX!!

Finally! Death! Destruction! All I wish upon the world nowadays! Can't people just get together and keep killing sometime?

Anywho, the sun's coming up, and hopefully the deaths come up as well.

DAY SIX
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seis

That's kinda suspect though. I see skis, not sleds. Unless Gayle's having a change of heart, in which case I might as well reconsider everythi


Whistle takes a sip (of expired apple juice, of course) every time people get shoved into time capsules.


By sheer accident (or pure malice), the Corrupted Cuties have lain a quick kill upon four people. Who knows where they'll go next?


Thanks for finishing my joke, Billy! I owe it to ya!


[badass jazzy trombone riff]


An underwater adventure? Woooooow!


Professor Layton may have to get in on this. Or else.


Even the drum solo? That's gonna be hard to get all in one go.


Dr. Fossil plays "Kick the H-Bomb", and pays for his idiocy.

Well, now that that's all done we may as well look back and measure the cannon shots. I hear a few of them!

THE FALLEN
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6 deaths
Annoying Dog, Astor, BoBoiBoy Thunderstorm, BoBoiBoi Cyclone, Tzeentch, Dr. Fossil
3 nominators eliminated
AlbertThompsonJr, BlackFaithStar, DaveTheAssassin
14 remain.

This has been at least a little bit exciting now! Let's hope the pace speeds up. Until next time, I'm Whistle with SlaughterDay/Night Live, signing out!

UNTIL NEXT TIME...