01-07-2022, 05:08:01 AM
Well, that didn't take long. RIP Caedarth
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01-07-2022, 09:42:02 AM
A nonsapient animal having an unrequited crush with a human... is this legal here?
That aside, Slushy losing his thumb is nothing for him, as he's made of ice.
Sometimes the best tributes are the ones that make you laugh.
01-07-2022, 14:03:43 PM
Hello again, here's
update 2!I and Zan shall be taking the hosting from here. Apologies for any inconvenience.
NIGHT ONE
Night 1Didn't Type 0 just slash out your eye and try to crush you in a cave, Tyler, the Creator? Whether this is done willingly or not, that's some next-level of misery for Tyler. ...How did both Ms. XXXmas and Skrael accidentally brainwash 2021 and Gary into gambling addicts?! Though it does sound like something Skrael would do intentionally. Fancy that, saved by CPR from an alpaca. Harry and Marv owe Alfred one. Beast Boy is more likely to know about the Titanic than a cup of eggnog... And there goes the partridge. Eirika kills the bird and crafts a clone from its remains to pose as the real partridge to Topper. Dustymoji's camp flies into a volcano, plugging it from erupting. Good thing she was away at the time. Apparently Santa 47 chased Richard just to say that - a sarcastic remark of "gratitude". The colorful bunny Chicory finds fanart on the Internet that's... a bit too colorful, so she ingests something to bleach that colorful image from her brain. Just a pleasant picnic between a reindeer, a bird and a man - Noelle and Berdly and Serj]. Death by missile toe! Robot Santa fires his toe at Azura, blowing her up. Only vaguely related by the holiday, yet Courtney thinks Heat Miser is too much like Nino simply for remaining in the Christmas spirit. Maybe Great Grandma can become literally great (in size) with that tree? Being near boiling water at all is very risky for literal ice. But it decides to scald and step on Pizza anyway. Elsa's a bit more in the fighting spirit, to the extent that she breaks the fourth wall by hitting a fruitcake with her health bar. Perhaps for the humiliating spectacle the latter made of herself cartwheeling through the Bloodbath, Wild Dog conditions Corrin to don the Cone of Shame for the night. Well that's quite the probable (to-be-)lyric, eh Noah? That's impressive, mostly because New Year's Eve doesn't really have legs to jump with. Slushy relaxes under the large branches of a barren tree with a book to read in the nice cool surroundings. BoBoiBoy Ice has fallen into the river! But that's fine, since he can manipulate the water to freeze under him and make his way out. It'd make sense for Snow Miser to dislike heated arguments, heh. He and Naoto agree to never speak to each other again. DAY TWO
Day 2The band Noah accuse the eggnog for stealing a cookie, but the eggnog defies the claim by stating the cookie belongs to it as a fellow Christmas edible. Ouch, Pizza. You might want some ice on that. (Not sorry :p) Well, whatever happened there, I doubt Wild Dog wants to mess around with "Bloody Tom" anymore. After touching an electrical outlet, Great Grandma becomes Magnetic Great Grandma while Harry and Marv become the Magnetic Bandits. Wow, that must be a really great book, Slushy's still reading under that tree! Ms. XXXmas, Heat Miser, Beast Boy and Dustymoji are on a voice call, but she forgets to turn off the voice changer. The haughty Heat Miser is quick to crack up about the mishap. Albert's Google Translate result of the below event: Gary uses his saddle on long trips. Speaking of which, Gary's using a wheeled office chair to go places. Snow Miser decides to take a shit on Ice's computer. The ice machinery likely melts from the methane. Apparently Serj is puppeteering Chicory and no one realises it. 2021 lags because it's already trespassed. This allows Nino to make a kill of the year. Naoto seeks to obtain the high ground. Santa 47 fools Topper into taking knockoff healing items which do the inverse of actual healing. Topper's health points fall to the negative, killing him. Skrael's being extra sadistic (and hypocritical in his prejudice against humans by using human artillery -) by blasting Richard's shins with a machine-gun. New Year's Eveland doesn't sound that bad honestly. Corrin has mundane yet melodious morning picking flowers. Eirika should've followed Robot Santa's advice about dancing on boats. Now she's fallen off. Whatever fight Courtney managed to stir up against literal fruitcake, Elsa helps tend to Courtney's wounds during it. There's nothing better than free food eh BoBoiBoy Ice? Tyler, the Creator kills Noelle and Berdly as payback for betraying him, although the two came to regret doing so. Tyler relays the emptiness of revenge to Type-0, but I doubt the one who sealed the season's first kill can empathise much . FALLEN TRIBUTES: Partridge, Azura, 2021, Santa 47, Noelle and Berdly.
Remaining tributes: 32
Not great nor grave. Just grey.
01-07-2022, 14:20:25 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-07-2022, 14:20:35 PM by PowerStroke6001.)
Ironic that Slushy's the bookworm here when his fiery cousin Splodyhead was one in TVT HGS S180. XD
RIP Topper, though. He couldn't come out on top. (rimshot)
Sometimes the best tributes are the ones that make you laugh.
01-07-2022, 15:26:07 PM
Rest in peace, Noelle and Berdley. You both will be missed.
01-07-2022, 15:56:13 PM
Damn, 47, was hoping you'd last longer. But come on, Magnetic Bandits!
I like bananas. They're yellow.
01-07-2022, 16:47:06 PM
On the first night of the season Eirika gave to Topper... a false partridge on a pear tree.
Hiiii!
Night 2:
postimg|imgur|tc * A fire is started... by BoBoiBoy Ice? * Richard x Snow Miser... what is this ship? * Harry and Marv discover their pie is filled with fruitcake... specifically, just a picture of it. * The ice does not approve of how much Chicory is enjoying her eggnog * Wild Dog is not impressed by Serj's singing * Dancing time! * And even more dancing happens as a dance craze starts across the Arena! * Who knew Heat Miser's singing had healing powers? * Avoiding that fifth symbol is difficult... * Nooo, who hacked the kitty's account? * Great Grandma aims to be even greater as she makes up a new fighting style * Yeah, sorry Noah, I don't get that reference Day 3: postimg|imgur|tc * Impressive theory you got there, Fruitcake! * Frying pans come in handy for Noah * And Snow gets de-aged yet again! Thankfully for him he doesn't get quite as young this time around * As if that wasn't enough, he gets yet another de-aging potion, and since it's right after the other one, this time he gets... aged up a bit, I guess? * Dusty is just watching as the vultures feast on what's left of Noelle and Berdly * Be careful where you talk, the ice is just there... listening... if it can even understand what Great Grandma is saying * Seems this New Year didn't end that well for Courtney... or her car. * Ooh, future HGS spoilers! Too bad we don't know what it says... * Snow-pumpkin golems! * That would be an interesting gag dub... * Sorry, your attack won't work on Pizza! * Skrael opens an envelope from Richard, only for glitter to explode all over the place * Slushy snails * And Elsa gives her camp an unusual wallpaper Deaths: ...none Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
01-08-2022, 02:23:36 AM
President Snow will now become President Snow Miser, I'm calling it.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
01-08-2022, 10:56:48 AM
Hol up... Topper survived those fake healing items?! Maybe all they did was KO him?
Sometimes the best tributes are the ones that make you laugh.
01-08-2022, 16:46:00 PM
A brief notice before we continue with this update, unfortunately one of our previous updates gave a faulty report on an event regarding false healing products. The alleged victim awoke no worse for wear while the inflictor succumbed to the taste of his own medicine. Otherwise the death count remains consistent so onto update 4! (
noteEvent broke, oh well. ) NIGHT THREE
Night 3In light of Ice scalding Pizza in Night 1, Eggnog melts Ice with its own hot water kettle. Water way to go. Two peopleGary and Great Grandma , three animalsAlfred, Chicory and Pizza and one alien experimentSlushy play a game of Mad Libs together. They say cheaters never prosper, and although Nino ludicrously unlocks a motherload of weapons, she can't carry them all. BoBoiBoy Ice tries using his "times 5" power, but this time on 5 different tributesMs. XXXmas, Courtney, Elsa, Eirika and Dustymoji , all to try summon New Year's Eve. Looks like Jupiter the cat does not like Heat Miser, at all, even willing to draw hot blood from him in its bite. Thing is... Skrael rarely walks in the first place. He prefers to float. Harry and Marv have nothing better to do than insulting a fruitcake. The cake's comeback is even more pathetic. The Indonesian band Noah riding horses, now that sounds like fun! Too bad they got jousted off though. Even a man of frost like Snow Miser knows how to use fire properly. Robot Santa is skeptical of Topper's warning towards him and Naoto, but Topper implies to be an invitation instead. What dangers may you be inviting towards, experiment 025? Nominator's revenge! Map is NOT happy that Serj managed to kill Corrin, so he brings a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown on Serj, mashing him to a pulp. Type-0 mangles music lyrics with Google Translate to make up his own. Tyler, the Creator ponders, but the coherence of the subject in his mind gets lost in thought. Richard's being a mild menace by invading Beast Boy's privacy and removing his tracks by deleting his phone's data. I hope nothing too important was in there. Hecta-Split! Wild Dog splits into 6 clones to embody 6 special powers. Just one power away from BBB's capacity! DAY FOUR
Day 4The face filters may work on Richard and Type-0, but how do they work on New Year's Eve and a fruitcake? Tyler, the Creator is officially blind. Somehow, eggnog tears out his good eye and his sliced eye, and chucks them into the woods. A bittersweet victory. Slushy wins a marathon against Alfred and Naoto because he was hydrated unlike them. Unfortunately, said source of hydration was Eirika's experimental cocktail which she didn't mean for him to drink, and Slushy suffers a trippy death shortly after winning. The ice elemental becomes even colder. When Noah refuse to kill either Elsa nor Gary, BoBoiBoy Ice headshots each band member with ice arrows. Yeesh. To add insult to injury, 5 other tributesBeast Boy, Snow Miser, Chicory, Skrael and Dustymoji point and laugh at the fallen Indonesian band. Skrael seems bemused that the heroic boy of ice walks on a similar path to sadism. Topper stabs Courtney to death with the knife she used to fight the fruitcake earlier. Robot Santa, Great Grandma and Wild Dog have some fun dressing up each other. Nino, buddy, I'm generally blind to references, alright? Pizza! That cookie's not yours! Heat Miser may not be as bad as he looks, and he's well aware that evil will end one day. Can he convince the Magnetic Bandits Harry and Marv to believe him? FALLEN TRIBUTES: Ice, Corrin, Serj, Slushy, Noah, Courtney.
Remaining tributes: 26
Not great nor grave. Just grey.
01-08-2022, 17:44:44 PM
That poisoned cocktail gave snail!Slushy the speed boost before his untimely death.
Sometimes the best tributes are the ones that make you laugh.
01-08-2022, 20:30:57 PM
Heat Miser hasn't been doing that much.
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
Night 4:
postimg|imgur|tc * Seems Nino's got a Precocious Crush... Elsa, of course, turns her down. * Pizza learned some Latin, and decide to show off their skills before killing Harry and Marv * Oh man, Wild Dog and XXXMas got into a fight! The former gets thrown a little something to help him... * The kity gets woken up by water * The Miser Bros play a friendly game of Yatch * Beast Boy was too heavy for Eirika... * The special Naoto Tent, perfect for camping * Won't get rid of Topper that easily! * Resting in a tree * New Year's Eve wants to be sweeter * Dinner with some eggnog * Ah yes, the classic glitter prank * And the fruitcake finds a secret chamber Day 5: postimg|imgur|tc * Robot Santa learns new languages through questionable methods * Seems Wild Dog got more hurt from that fight than expected... RIP * Great Grandma feels like powering up and HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LOT OF SOULS- * Bootleg eggnog, the perfect New Year's drink! * Burning down the cat's camp? No good! * Despite being all about snow, Snow Miser doesn't feel like building a snowman right now * Tyler manages to successfully kill Topper, with whatever the most infamous Age of Empires death is * Toothpaste-filled pie doesn't sound too good... or toothpaste-filled fruitcake, for that matter * Chicory and Heat Miser now hear each other's thoughts * Rainbow moose-unicorn? How interesting! * Gary turns into a merman * And it all ends with... Richard looking for some firewood Deaths: postimg|imgur|tc Harry and Marv, Eirika, Wild Dog, Topper Glitchy Bootleg Lasers
01-09-2022, 12:39:08 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-09-2022, 12:39:16 PM by PowerStroke6001.)
So... Tyler WOLOLO'd Topper before killing him for real IG?
Sometimes the best tributes are the ones that make you laugh.
01-09-2022, 17:32:32 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-10-2022, 02:24:42 AM by wingedcatgirl.
Edit Reason: fixing a broken link
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Update 6!
NIGHT FIVE
Five Nights at... the ArenaI doubt Dustymoji needs a spell to make everyone forget a secret of hers when she already has all that adorableness. Seeing a powerful entity like the sadistic Skrael get knocked out is truly an epic moment, as Beast Boy may concur to. Great Grandma utilises the tropical wildlife. Coconut water, anyone? Snow Miser believes he's being haunted by Jay-Ten from last season. Hmm... *ahem* "R I C H A R D". This wintery season, Pizza turns all he touches into snow. That's too much! THAT'S A LOT OF DEATH! Alfred brings the arsonous anarchy, laying Robot Santa, Ms. XXXMas, Naoto and New Year's Eve to wasting ash. But the fire entity that Alfred summoned takes the alpaca's life too. Play with fire and you'll get burned. To death. Eggnog meets Tyler, the Creator and his alternate universe counterparts. The drink has difficulty figuring out how to refer to each Tyler. Heat Miser struck with the unfortunate luck of... the one missing jigsaw piece. What's worse than fucking up, Chicory? Fucking down? Elsa has an icy dream, one where BoBoiBoy Ice is present as an ice statue depicting an archer in a hoodie. Fruitcake! This is the (late) Christmas season! And Nino is already wearing appropriately for the holiday! That's another kill for Type-0. He swings several sai stabs on Gary, and soon his soul succumbs. Alright that's enough alliteration for now :p DAY SIX
Day 6How does a simple fruitcake coerce a demigod like Skrael to make a tape recording? Teamwork! Between Richard and Great Grandma! Yay! Chicory hosts a game show where the contestants are eggnog, Pizza, Type-0 and BoBoiBoy Ice. A breath-holding contest is held, with eggnog winning on the account of not requiring lungs. Elsa won't be able to access Heat Miser's files so easily with him having eyes at any time on that folder. Animal-polymorph Beast Boy attacks the purely feline Dustymoji, but the cat escapes his grasp. Tyler, the Creator is not a fan of Nino sneaking up on him. Snow Miser toys with genie loopholes. FALLEN TRIBUTES: Robot Santa, Ms.XXXmas, Naoto, New Year's Eve, Alfred, Gary.
Remaining tributes: 16
Not great nor grave. Just grey.
01-09-2022, 17:44:24 PM
we all know Eggnog bribed Chicory to win right
01-09-2022, 18:51:45 PM
Will Eggnog and Chicory go down in History?
You know where you are? You're in the jungle baby.
01-09-2022, 22:42:01 PM
I do genuinely hope so, since this is the funniest thing to ever happen in an hgs game that ive been a part of haha
01-10-2022, 02:27:04 AM
Nino, dressed as Santa for the Christmas season, dresses as Santa for the Christmas season, and Fruitcake, who exists as a result of the Christmas season, complains to Double-Santa Nino that it's not the Christmas Season.
nya
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