Last Summer

[Weirdguy149]

>Attempt to lift the arcade cabinet to get a better look at Selenium's corpse.

[Kennifer]

that2 grue2ome, ii hope iim not goiing two be 2iick...

>Assist in checking the cabinet for anything useful.

[MadeOfMilk]

> Any marks on the sunglasses?

There's blood splatter (of course), and one of the lenses is cracked. Only one, though.

> Check that arcade cabinet

Congratulations, you found the murder weapon! Also the cord's been ripped out from the cabinet and wrapped around it.

> Any hidden gloves?

No hidden gloves this time.

> Lift cabinet to look at Selen(ium)'s corpse

Well put in her a jar and call her Ortega, because this lady looks like salsa!

[MadameButterflyKnife]

>also assist in investigating the cabinet

[Guma]

>examine the bones

Tee hee . . . bones, oh yes.~ But who could have done this?~

[artsyGeek]

> . .what the fuck's the murder weapon-

[MadeOfMilk]

> Examine the bones

Just shattered fragments, as if Selen(ium)'s body had been repeatedly pummeled, both pre- and postmortem.

> What's the murder weapon?

The cabinet itself, of course!

[Kennifer]

2o iit look2 liike iit had two be 2omebody 2trong enough two pu2h over the arcade cabiinet, or a couple of 2la2her2 workiing together. can they even do that?

[Guma]

One question: who on this entire rock, let alone this arcade, is strong enough to lift or detach an arcade cabinet by themself?~

[TalesofUnder]

Our killer was probably someone strong, who could lift the cabinet.

[artsyGeek]

". .guys. Who here is strong enough to fuckin'. . kill someone using an arcade cabinet?"

[Kennifer]

well that pre2iident guy ii2 abnormally large, 2o maybe he ii2 2trong enough.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Jason maybe? He looks strong.

[Guma]

I wonder how much Rusty here lifts.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Dale shows everyone his physique, scrawny as all hell, like a beanpole.

Look at me, not all that muscular. A little kid could beat me up.

[Weirdguy149]

Jason blinked a bit as he gently put down the arcade cabinet. "I know this looks bad but I've been washing blood off of my shoes from that arcade game all night. I couldn't have possibly done this."

[artsyGeek]

". .doubt it."

> Y'know what. Try and lift the cabinet to prove your somewhat existent strength to the others

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Examine the cord for any marks

[Guma]

Say, that's swell.~ Why don't each of us have a shot at lifting it . . . and try to keep our hands clean after, of course?~

[Kennifer]

iid probably break my back iif ii triied two liift that thiing.

[MadeOfMilk]

> Lift cabinet (Gumball Cookie)

You are cookie. Do you even lift, bro? Anyways, you don't get very far.

> Examine cord for any marks

There's some metallic flecks on the cord.

[Guma]

>attempt to lift it

[artsyGeek]

[r/anattemptwasmade.]

". .fuuuuuuuu- Goddammit. I can't lift for shit huh."

> . .investigate the wall

[Kennifer]

and before you a2k ii doubt ii could liift iit wiith telekiine2ii2 eiither, ii u2ually u2e that for 2maller thiing2 liike my throwiing 2tar2.

>am attempt will be made anyway but yeah that thing looks heavy

[MadeOfMilk]

> Lift (Monster)

This arcade cabinet weighs at least 300 pounds.

> Lift (Sollux)

Yeeaaaaah you can't do that. Like, at all. Too heavy.

> Investigate wall

Just smeared blood and bits of unidentified body tissues.