Escape From Zombie Park Island 2

[Florien]

Ah, Cocaine!

I hear it cures everything!

Like toothache!

And things that aren't toothache!

The Clonelands, having not noticed that the Rhinos already have stimulants, pull out a 19th century newspaper and mail order some "Cocaine Drops for enhancement of the liver". Soon after, a mail truck drives up from... somewhere and delivers them. The Clonelands toss them on to the pile of stimulants, which they've just now noticed. They then follow the mail truck and find it's left a perfect trail through the brush to give the Rhinos an escape route! How convenient!

[KungFuCutbug]

[...Weeeeeeeeell, whatever. Guess X is gonna find out what happens when shadowy eldritch hellspawns eat rhino stimulants today!]

[Back to the task at hand. The baby rhinos have, at this point, all been escorted to the safe zone, so now it's time to focus on the big guns. X sees that one of the Minions has already begun the distraction part of the plan, so he goes over to join them. Finally, time to put that microphone he's been carrying around to good use! 3, 2, 1, GO!]

[LavenderDream]

"Congrats X and A for today's plan! Now let's get to it shall we?"

Lars grabs some rhino stimulants themselves before distracting the rhinos from chasing Bob. They then proceed to lead the rhinos down the escape route.

[psychedelicate]

Sayaka stares, confused, then helps lead the rhinos down to the escape route.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis is now shaking and a bit more wispy than usual. Don'tWorryI'mGreatLet'sGetThisShowOnTheRoad! Starting the vehicle, he begins leading the rhinos down the escape route as well before parking it in front of where Victoria's forces would be. He also turns on the speakers.

[Cassie]

FINALLY the rhinos are off Bob's tail.

"[panting] Ohhhh, thanks Lars!"

...okay Stuart's cycling between so many genres whilst singing and playing with his ukulele. Wow.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Surprisingly, X isn't having any trouble keeping up with Stuart's constant switching of musical genres.

Dodging Victoria's forces' bullets at the same time, on the other hand? ...Room for improvement for sure, but hey, he hasn't gotten shot yet.]

[Oggy123]

Kirby and Ribbon also leads the rhinos to the escape route with the others.

[Cassie]

"SYALLAAAAAAAAAAAA! GIGASABA SUPER MEGA UKULELEEEEEE~"

Stuart runs up to the shooters and...SMASHES THEIR HEADS, all with his ukulele! How is that thing not shattered after just a single strike, let alone three-no, five!?

"AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis calls out to the others. HeyIKnowYou'reDoingGreatAndYouAreButAlso!YouCanSingOnTheVehicleOrInItSoYouDon'tBullet

[KungFuCutbug]

[recordscratch.mp4]

"Uh, Stuart, was it?! I don't think murdering the shooters was part of the plan!!" [X hurriedly runs away from Stuart to avoid the risk of having his skull smashed in by the crazy ukulele-wielding Minion, then hops in the land rover at Alpotophis's suggestion.

...and maybe sneaks a rhino stimulant.]

[Cassie]

The ukulele finally breaks after 8 smashes.

"YAAAAAA-" He realises that he's only holding the shattered stem end (or whatever it's called) of the ukulele. "Uh...sorry guys..."

He flings the last piece at one of them and makes a run for it, as the rest of the hunters try to gun him down.

"SOMEBODY HEEEELP!!"

"STUART, NO!"

[KungFuCutbug]

"Oh god oh GOD OH GOD—!! STUART! OVER HERE!!" [X is now frantically waving his arm out the window of the land rover, singing a frenetic tune to help Stuart find his way over.]

[Oggy123]

Kirby and Ribbon looks at Stuart, concerned, from inside the land rover.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis makes a very rational decision. And drives the land rover directly, at full speed, towards where Stuart is.

[KungFuCutbug]

"Yeah, yeah! Perfect! Get right up close to him! So that we can grab him and get outta here!" [...X. X. X, this is a very bad idea.]

[Cassie]

Stuart manages to hear X's frenetic tune and manages to hit the rover, shortly after Bob hitches there too.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH, holy shit that was a bad idea-"

Suddenly the sound of a dart striking the rover's wall can be heard.

"Ohhhhh no we're not done with them it seems!"

The shooters have completely ignored the rhinos, focusing all their shots upon the rovers.

"F-FUCK OFF!" Bob yells fearfully.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

TakeItBackNowY'all, Alpotophis says, on a drug induced autopilot. He has not hit the breaks. He's basically just driving donuts at this point.

[psychedelicate]

Sayaka appears in front of the shooters. "Hey! If you wanna mess with the people in there, you gotta get through me first!"

She commences her magical girl transformation and begins to fight the shooters off.

[Oggy123]

"Let's go!"



"Uhh, they're shooting at us!"


As Alpotophis drives crazily, Kirby shouts "Weee!" while Ribbon says "We're going too fast!"

[KungFuCutbug]

[X flinches and recoils into the Land Rover upon hearing the sound of gunshots hitting them. The rhinos are doing well enough against Victoria's army, especially considering that the shooters are completely ignoring them, but...] "FuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW ANXIOUS THIS'D MAKE ME...!!" [He looks out the window at the battle going on between the rhinos and the shooters.]

"...Wait! I have an idea!"

[...X WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT RHINO STIMULANT YOU HYPOCRITE—

Aaand now he's screaming his guts out and riding on top of an also-hyped-up rhino like a cowboy at a bullfight, trampling a bunch of the shooters flat. Great.]

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Alpotophis hears Ribbon's screaming, and finally, finally hits the brakes. ManI'mStartingToComeDownINeedSomethingForTheHeadache

...and now he's taking the Cloneland's cocaine drops.

And the car's heading right at the shooters.

[Cassie]

The shooters quickly get whittled to pieces from the rover donuts, Sayaka's attacks, the rhinoes, and X's stimulant-addled madness.

"AAAAAAAAA HOLYSHITHOLYSHIT-" "TOOMUCHTOOMUCHTOOMUCHAAAAAAAAA"

[Oggy123]

Ribbon then flies out of the land rover, carrying Kirby.

"I'll help too!"

Ribbon then reveals her crystal gun and hands it to Kirby, both using it to fight the shooters

[KungFuCutbug]

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" [Seeing the shooters quickly dwindling in numbers only drives the

X-citement(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

even further up. His rhino is now stampeding over practically everything in its path, Alpotophis's land rover notwithstanding. There's even a shooter impaled on the bigger horn. Wow.]