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...and you get a stupid answer.
Another game I'm importing from TV Tropes. This thread is entirely based upon the Ask a Stupid Question... trope. One poster asks a stupid question, and the next one gives a stupid answer, like the trope. They then ask another stupid question, and the cycle repeats.
Example:
This poster: How did you get in here?
That poster: I drove my car through the back and walked over here. The front door, dumbass.
I'll start.
Why is the floor wet?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Because the entire ocean decided to pay a visit for a spot of tea. It wasn't very friendly, so we had to politely ask it to leave, and now we're cleaning up the mess it made. I spilled water.
Do people die if they are killed?
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We don't know yet, but one of these days science will answer the question!
Why can't I breathe underwater?
I can't think of anything clever.
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Because you're in chemical-filled waters. Try a deep lake.
How bad can I be?
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You can't be as bad as Michael Jackson.
Why isn't The Simpsons cancelled yet?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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Because our last oracle quit on us.
How do you spell FBI?
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You spell it D-O Y-O-U H-A-V-E A W-A-R-R-A-N-T, followed by A-M I B-E-I-N-G A-R-R-E-S-T-E-D, followed by I W-A-N-T A L-A-W-Y-E-R. Basically, the same way you spell "police" except more federal sounding.
Since greenhouses and orangeries are the same thing, then which color are they?
I am the They who says it!
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Black.
Is pro wrestling real?
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Yeah. Everything on the new-fangeled teevee is real. Real, I tell ya!
Is the sky blue?
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It's probably magenta behind the endless sheet of grey, but I guess we'll never know.
(Sunglasses on forehead) Where did I put my sunglasses?
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The Bermuda Triangle. That's where all lost stuff goes.
Where does a California condor live?
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Maine.
Where do babies come from?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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From the production team behind 2010s Justin Bieber songs.
WHY is ze Heavy dead?
Ceci n'est pas une Walrus.
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You killed him; why ask?
Can you folks STOP confusing Seitan with Satan?
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID
She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
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No
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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Why do I like Digimon the Movie?
I can't think of anything clever.
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Because that's the only movie you've ever seen.
Why does time fly so fast?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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It has really good wings.
What
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
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What?
Does peanut butter contain nuts?
hey who turned out the lights?
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No. It contains peanuts.
Will you mow my lawn for free?
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No.
Can you not steal my hairbrush?
Very interesting...first person to consume solid objects through liquid methods.
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She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed
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But how am I going to kill roaches?
Why does the sun come out every day?
I can't think of anything clever.
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Because it gets so scared of the other side of the world and it's always on the run.
How may I take your order today?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Why is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space?
What else needs saying?
TRIPLE STAR
That's what you are.
Amazing!
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Probably because you forgot to put the handbrake, dumbass.
Where did all this ice cream come from?
and i may not be loved
but they'll always recall my name
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