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Ask a stupid question... - Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-01-2021
...and you get a stupid answer.
Another game I'm importing from TV Tropes. This thread is entirely based upon the Ask a Stupid Question... trope. One poster asks a stupid question, and the next one gives a stupid answer, like the trope. They then ask another stupid question, and the cycle repeats.
Example:
This poster: How did you get in here?
That poster: I drove my car through the back and walked over here. The front door, dumbass.
I'll start.
Why is the floor wet?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Guma - 03-01-2021
Because the entire ocean decided to pay a visit for a spot of tea. It wasn't very friendly, so we had to politely ask it to leave, and now we're cleaning up the mess it made. I spilled water.
Do people die if they are killed?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Superjohn 2.0 - 03-01-2021
We don't know yet, but one of these days science will answer the question!
Why can't I breathe underwater?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 03-04-2021
Because you're in chemical-filled waters. Try a deep lake.
How bad can I be?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Mr. Lee Hammer - 03-04-2021
You can't be as bad as Michael Jackson.
Why isn't The Simpsons cancelled yet?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - wmradar - 03-06-2021
Because our last oracle quit on us.
How do you spell FBI?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Florien - 03-06-2021
You spell it D-O Y-O-U H-A-V-E A W-A-R-R-A-N-T, followed by A-M I B-E-I-N-G A-R-R-E-S-T-E-D, followed by I W-A-N-T A L-A-W-Y-E-R. Basically, the same way you spell "police" except more federal sounding.
Since greenhouses and orangeries are the same thing, then which color are they?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Superjohn 2.0 - 03-07-2021
Black.
Is pro wrestling real?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 04-05-2021
Yeah. Everything on the new-fangeled teevee is real. Real, I tell ya!
Is the sky blue?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - GoldenCityBird - 04-05-2021
It's probably magenta behind the endless sheet of grey, but I guess we'll never know.
(Sunglasses on forehead) Where did I put my sunglasses?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Guma - 04-05-2021
The Bermuda Triangle. That's where all lost stuff goes.
Where does a California condor live?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-05-2021
Maine.
Where do babies come from?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - wmradar - 04-06-2021
From the production team behind 2010s Justin Bieber songs.
WHY is ze Heavy dead?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Cassie - 04-06-2021
You killed him; why ask?
Can you folks STOP confusing Seitan with Satan?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Dookie - 04-06-2021
No
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Superjohn 2.0 - 04-06-2021
144.85
Why do I like Digimon the Movie?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Mr. Lee Hammer - 04-06-2021
Because that's the only movie you've ever seen.
Why does time fly so fast?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Dookie - 04-06-2021
It has really good wings.
What
RE: Ask a stupid question... - TenOfSwords13 - 04-06-2021
What?
Does peanut butter contain nuts?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - a-boy-playing-with-rubiks - 06-03-2021
No. It contains peanuts.
Will you mow my lawn for free?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Cassie - 06-03-2021
No.
Can you not steal my hairbrush?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Superjohn 2.0 - 06-03-2021
But how am I going to kill roaches?
Why does the sun come out every day?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - Mr. Lee Hammer - 06-03-2021
Because it gets so scared of the other side of the world and it's always on the run.
How may I take your order today?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - NebulaChimera2211 - 06-03-2021
You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Why is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space?
RE: Ask a stupid question... - MadameButterflyKnife - 06-04-2021
Probably because you forgot to put the handbrake, dumbass.
Where did all this ice cream come from?