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Ask a stupid question...
#1
...and you get a stupid answer.

Another game I'm importing from TV Tropes. This thread is entirely based upon the Ask a Stupid Question... trope. One poster asks a stupid question, and the next one gives a stupid answer, like the trope. They then ask another stupid question, and the cycle repeats.

Example:
This poster: How did you get in here?
That poster: I drove my car through the back and walked over here. The front door, dumbass.

I'll start.


Why is the floor wet?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#2
Because the entire ocean decided to pay a visit for a spot of tea. It wasn't very friendly, so we had to politely ask it to leave, and now we're cleaning up the mess it made. I spilled water.

Do people die if they are killed?
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#3
We don't know yet, but one of these days science will answer the question!


Why can't I breathe underwater?
May chaos breaks the rules that bind!
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#4
Because you're in chemical-filled waters. Try a deep lake.



How bad can I be?
"Yo-ho-ho! Sneakiest nutter expenses. Hesitate futilely merry worthy. Wry walk as so."
-- Rapidly brave weighty magician. Boy.
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#5
You can't be as bad as Michael Jackson.

Why isn't The Simpsons cancelled yet?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#6
Because our last oracle quit on us.

How do you spell FBI?
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#7
You spell it D-O Y-O-U H-A-V-E A W-A-R-R-A-N-T, followed by A-M I B-E-I-N-G A-R-R-E-S-T-E-D, followed by I W-A-N-T A L-A-W-Y-E-R. Basically, the same way you spell "police" except more federal sounding.

Since greenhouses and orangeries are the same thing, then which color are they?
Shill for Weetabix
Political Scientist
But Still Cool.
(Probably.)
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#8
Black.


Is pro wrestling real?
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#9
Yeah. Everything on the new-fangeled teevee is real. Real, I tell ya!



Is the sky blue?
"Yo-ho-ho! Sneakiest nutter expenses. Hesitate futilely merry worthy. Wry walk as so."
-- Rapidly brave weighty magician. Boy.
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#10
It's probably magenta behind the endless sheet of grey, but I guess we'll never know.

(Sunglasses on forehead) Where did I put my sunglasses?
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#11
The Bermuda Triangle. That's where all lost stuff goes.

Where does a California condor live?
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#12
Maine.

Where do babies come from?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#13
From the production team behind 2010s Justin Bieber songs.

WHY is ze Heavy dead?
Ceci n'est pas une Walrus.
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#14
You killed him; why ask?

Can you folks STOP confusing Seitan with Satan?
E N D L E S S  F U N


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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#15
No

What's the frequency, Kenneth?
Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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#16
144.85

Why do I like Digimon the Movie?
May chaos breaks the rules that bind!
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#17
Because that's the only movie you've ever seen.

Why does time fly so fast?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#18
It has really good wings.

What
Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
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#19
What?

Does peanut butter contain nuts?
You ask forgiveness, as if the words we say
Could cure this sickness …And it doesn't matter anyway
Winess our failure there is no other way This life we'll find no Absolution for our final days
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#20
No. It contains peanuts.






Will you mow my lawn for free?
"Yo-ho-ho! Sneakiest nutter expenses. Hesitate futilely merry worthy. Wry walk as so."
-- Rapidly brave weighty magician. Boy.
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#21
No.

Can you not steal my hairbrush?
E N D L E S S  F U N


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ENTITY SUCCUMBED; INVALID

She's got three murders under her belt, views are gonna be skewed

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#22
But how am I going to kill roaches?


Why does the sun come out every day?
May chaos breaks the rules that bind!
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#23
Because it gets so scared of the other side of the world and it's always on the run.

How may I take your order today?
I like bananas. They're yellow.
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#24
You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Why is my precious rocket ship drifting off into deep space?
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#25
Probably because you forgot to put the handbrake, dumbass.

Where did all this ice cream come from?
WE KNEW THAT WE WERE DESTINED TO EXPLODE

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