Decrypto

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Cirno Respawns on cue.

Just fine, thank you!

Cirno proceeds to inquire about her drink.

Can I have a milkshake?

...Before promptly introducing herself.

I'm Cirno!

[PointMaid]

Frankie pulls out her company ID...

[Zanreo]

Then, a blond man wearing a bright orange, tiger-striped suit walks up to the others. "So this is where we'll be staying, huh? Not too bad..." he says as he looks around.

[KungFuCutbug]

Ivi looks at everyone else. "Hey, how about we all introduce ourselves?"

[On hearing this, the winged humanoid freezes for a second, then stumbles in mid-air, nearly dropping his sunflower.] “Ngauh! Pardon my manners, I should have said something before—sincerest apologies! Yes, you're right, allow me to...” [After a moment, he regains his composure, clearing his throat.] “I am Aya'koya! I am a spirit of the forest, designated to protect those within... when I'm not on vacation, but of course, like I am now. Being stuck within the same patch of flora and fauna, no matter how vast, gets boring.”

[Oh yeah, ID. He reaches within his cloak and pulls out a small slip of age-worn paper with his name and a collection of Roman numerals on it. It... seems to read “1621”?]

[Kennifer]

"My name is Tonya, by the way..."

[Huney]

Red on cue hands out an ID that seems pretty reasonable, if you ignore the fact it says she was born in 1697.

[Dookie]

Oh, guess we're introducing ourselves now.

"My name's Cass! I'm from California. I live in a house. I have a job. Not much's special about me."

She hears what Frankie says again..."fermented fish sauce". Is there another animal here? She looks at Frankie. Yep. That's an octopus alright.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Ivi looks at everyone presenting their IDs. "Physical IDs? Like, on paper and stuff? Man, I only heard about those in like, museums and history books and stuff! Woah! Can I see those too?!

[PointMaid]

[Oh, Frankie is... definitely an octopus. A sentient octopus. With eight tentacles and the ability to change color at will. Although she appears to be favoring a very red/white color scheme at the moment.)

[LavenderDream]

Ok, all of you seem pretty legal. I'll be back with your drinks.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Cirno is now ice skating on the floor, using her own ice.

[Huney]

Red doesn't seem that surprised by those around her. A fairy, an octopus, a forest spirit. Maybe that's shocking to people who didn't work around people with crazy demon shoes and samurai that can talk to animals, but alas.

[Zanreo]

"I'm.Tiger Telematics, but just call me Tiger!" he says.

He then turns towards Scarlet. "Oh, right.... gimme a drink too.How about... surprise me?" Tiger says, presenting an ID showing he was founded(?) in 2000.

[Kennifer]

"I'm um, actually I'm from California too. I... I mostly do fashion design."

...and yes Tonya does in fact have proper ID but since she just ordered chocolate milk she's not too worried about showing it now. :P

[LavenderDream]

Scarlet rushes into the room carrying milk, chocolate milk, milkshakes. fermented fish sauce, and bourbon.
Here you are!

[Dookie]

"Isn't this gonna be fun! We get to solve puzzles, stay at a hotel, form a team..."

'Hol up is that another animal. And this one seems to be an animal-human hybrid like her??? Hmm...she's gonna have to talk to him later.

[TalesofUnder]

What kind of fucked-up fever dream is this?!

[Kennifer]

"Thanks!"

Tonya takes the chocolate milk and sips it, smiling.

[Dookie]

Cass takes her milk and drinks it. She's slightly spilling some of it on herself, but she doesn't seem to care.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Ivi looks to Cass. "Of course! This is gonna be bright as hell, you know?! Puzzles sound great. And teams? Hell yeah!"

[Huney]

"What about my Sex on the Beach?! Come on!"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Thanksie!

Cirno gets her milkshake, then tosses a frog and an icicle. The icicle touches and pierces the frog, freezing it.

[KungFuCutbug]

[Aya grabs his bourbon with a grateful nod, now carrying the sunflower with a single arm. How's he not dropping that? Who knows.]

[PointMaid]

Thanks!

Frankie curls a tentacle around her glass and sips the fermented fish sauce like it's the most delicious thing she's had in a long time.

[Dookie]

"I wonder what puzzles we'll do...escape rooms, I bet."