Brothers In Arms

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

What the fuck!?

>Try to Dodge the punch

[Kennifer]

"Oh my god, what are you doing?"

>Attempt to break up the fight

[Dookie]

> Does the rag in the oven smell of chloroform? (8)

No.

> Search for whatever place might be a reasonable source of chloroform (6)

There's a laundry room.

> searches Henrik's room for anything incriminating (7)
Not much.

> Punch Junko (10)

You hit her so hard, a tooth comes out and she gets knocked out.

>restrain Bonald, he's being irrational as all hell (1)

Bonald just pushes him aside...into the oven.

> Also investigate Henrik's room (4)

There's only Henrik's hair.

> search Vivi's room (9)

Nothing incriminating at all.

>Try to Dodge the punch (3)

Oof.

>Attempt to break up the fight (6)

Linda pushes Bonald aside before he can do any more damage.

[Cassie]

"YOU FUCKING-"

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi growls in frustration, then seeks out Henrik himself, planning to >

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->

ReposePuts target to sleep for 30s

, then search his unconscious body.

Angry kity, huh.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hmm.... I can make a few bucks off of that.

> Stow away Junko's broken tooth for yourself so you can cash it in later

[Kennifer]

"Oh my god."

[Billy5545]

"I'll go cook some patties fer everyone. Everyone loves them, so tis' will be bringin' peace, right?"

> Find an undamaged stove to start cooking more Krabby Patties

[Caret]

Eh. Oh well.

Doof returns to where everyone is, and is... not too surprised at what happened while he was gone. Taking advantage of the chaos, he decides to...

>search Junko's body

[TalesofUnder]

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>Shove Linda into the oven too

[Dookie]

> -> Repose, then search his unconscious body (10)

He falls comically onto a chair, which tips over and falls to the ground.

> Stow away Junko's broken tooth for yourself so you can cash it in later (7)

What the fuck is everyone doing here.

> Find an undamaged stove to start cooking more Krabby Patties (6)

Patchy gives a “this is fine” look as he cooks.

>search Junko's body (4)

Well, looks like a tooth is loose!

>Shove Linda into the oven too (10)

She gets seriously burned from this. Ow, my face! Indeed.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

OK, you're gettin' a little too rowdy, so I'm gonna have ta tame that horse.

> Whack Bonald in the head with one of the dead raccoons Seedy Joe keeps in his cooler

[Zanreo]

Google Translate walks in... to see the chaos.

"Oh, don't try to cook again! But what if you ... are a killer?" (Hey, no trying to cook others! Unless... YOU'RE the killer?)

[Zanreo]

>try restraining Bonald so he can't shove anyone else into the oven

[Kennifer]

"AUGH! Ow, my face!"

Oh shit, that really hurts!

[TalesofUnder]

>eat the raccoon

[Billy5545]

> Continue cooking the Krabby Patties

[Kennifer]

>Try to find some burn cream

[Dookie]

> Whack Bonald in the head with one of the dead raccoons Seedy Joe keeps in his cooler (2)

Seedy Joe can't find his cooler in time.

>try restraining Bonald so he can't shove anyone else into the oven (3)

It's not working!

>eat the raccoon (10)

Bonald does the next best thing: He bites Seedy Joe.

[Dookie]

> Continue cooking the Krabby Patties (7)

Patchy starts humming a tune.

>Try to find some burn cream (4)

You can't find much burn cream when you're in the middle of an oven.

[Kennifer]

>okay try to get OUT and get burn cream because OW MY FACE

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

OW!!!!! Oh that's it. You're goin' down now, clown!

> Give Bonald a good old-fashioned redneck beatdown

[Zanreo]

>help Linda get out

[Dookie]

>okay try to get OUT and get burn cream because OW MY FACE (7)

Ok, you're out!

> Give Bonald a good old-fashioned redneck beatdown (5)

You kick him in the groin, but is that enough to stop him?

>help Linda get out (3)

She's out!

[Kennifer]

>okay, now check the burny-ness of OW MY FACE and get some cream. Or at least any kind of soothing thing to put on the burns.