Toontown Showdown

[Dookie]

I told you, you No-Good Mongrel, that I was injured last night. Struck! Someone could have easily stolen my hair then and planted it. As for your excuse, of course one that places you ANYWHERE is something a Lazy Antifa Mutt would think of. As for breaking out, I don't see any reason to come up with an excuse for that, when your excuse is far weaker, as should be expected from a Talentless Hack Excuse-Maker such as yourself.

Kelly huffs loudly, and drinks a whiskey sour in the most spiteful possible manner.

“So how did you know you were injured? If you do know, who injured you?”

[Kennifer]

> Does the fresh bruise look like it could be self-inflicted?

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 7; Well, it could be, sure. You can't rule that out.

[Florien]

Because I woke up injured and in great pain from an Antifa Inflicted Injury! I don't know WHAT antifa person did it because it was dark, the illegal immigrants stole the sun. But I was Struck! Your revelation that you're a Criminal Vigilante like in those "comic books" (latest fad) only strengthens my case that it was YOU! Need it be said that you were seen at the crime scene by The No-Good Cat-Woman? Need it be said that Vigilantes work with the element of surprise and stealth? And need it be said that vigilantes could do cunning tricks to throw people off their trail?

[Kennifer]

Wendy makes a mental note of this and

>goes to look for Rosie to see if she knows anything about last night.

[PointMaid]

She should be around the studio somewhere. You know she's not dead. Rosie? Paging Rosie.

Meanwhile, Lotta has made a note that Kelly and Dookie have voted for... each other. There are only four people in this contest left alive, so you only need one more vote to make it so half the people here have voted to convict one or the other and sentence them.

[Dookie]

Because I woke up injured and in great pain from an Antifa Inflicted Injury! I don't know WHAT antifa person did it because it was dark, the illegal immigrants stole the sun. But I was Struck! Your revelation that you're a Criminal Vigilante like in those "comic books" (latest fad) only strengthens my case that it was YOU! Need it be said that you were seen at the crime scene by The No-Good Cat-Woman? Need it be said that Vigilantes work with the element of surprise and stealth? And need it be said that vigilantes could do cunning tricks to throw people off their trail?

“So was it like, a cut, a stab, or did you just wake up sore?”

[Florien]

I said struck! In the back of the head! By a blunt object or a punch, obviously, you Idiotic Fleabag!

Kelly's arrows and labels get a lot more derisive.

Can't you people see that the conclusion is obvious? We Have Eyewitness Evidence of the Flea-Ridden Mongrel being at the scene of the crime!

[Kennifer]

Wendy is trying to decide whether Rosie's absence is suspicious or not, meanwhile she will...

>Try to see if hairs were possibly cut off Mr. Kelly's head, or were they plucked/fell off naturally?

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 3; You're not sure.

[Kennifer]

"Gah! God damn it, I'm trying to help here!"

>Look again

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 10; You take a really close look and see the hair root, which is suggesting to you that it wasn't cut off. In fact, you're looking so close it's kinda grossing you out... is that a particle of dandruff? Eww.

[Kennifer]

"Ewwww!!"

Wendy drops the hair.

"Okay, so it fell out or was plucked..."

She pauses a moment, then...

>Aaaaare there any Dookie fur looking hairs near the water?

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 3; You're... not seeing any, anyway.

[Kennifer]

Wendy will rub her eyes and

>Look again

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 3; Rubbing your eyes didn't seem to help.

[Kennifer]

"God damn it!"

> Splash some water in your face and THEN try again.

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 6; The only Dookie fur you can see is where he's been since he came to the area just now while you were here. He is a dog, he sheds a little bit.

[Kennifer]

"Okay, so either Dookie is clean or he... cleaned up. Or these hairs are older than they look... And Mr. Kelly's hair was definitely here..."

>while trying to be thorough how about Rosie fur?

[PointMaid]

Wendy: 6; There doesn't seem to be raccoon fur here.

[Kennifer]

"Okay. So Rosie's cleared... probably."

Wendy was thinking it over. Mr. Kelly's hair at the crime scene seemed pretty suspicious, and she wasn't sure of his alibi since the cage hadn't been locked. Was he crazy enough to hit his own head on purpose? Did he do it accidentally when getting out of his cage?

And then there was Dookie... Sure there was some fur from his investigation, but Wendy didn't remember seeing it there earlier, did she? And he seemed pretty into the investigating.. On the other hand, what did Leone mean when she said she saw Dookie doing "the same"? Washing his clothes, or... did they murder together and she was trying to give a last clue? Couldn't ask her because she was dead now.

She didn't do it, she knew that... unless she sleepwalked or something, but since she wouldn't have cleaned up after herself while sleepwalking and there were definitely no long black hairs at the scene, she figured she probably had not done that. And there wasn't anything that pointed to Rosie either...

[Dookie]

I said struck! In the back of the head! By a blunt object or a punch, obviously, you Idiotic Fleabag!

Kelly's arrows and labels get a lot more derisive.

Can't you people see that the conclusion is obvious? We Have Eyewitness Evidence of the Flea-Ridden Mongrel being at the scene of the crime!

“Yeah, from a murderer. They probably saw the real murderer and wanted somebody else to win.”

Dookie chews his bone intensely.

[Florien]

What Possible Sense does that make? If the No-Good Cat Woman knew they could bring someone down, because they're a Shrewish Woman, a future Nagging Wife, they'd want to make sure at least the other person doesn't get a Hollywood Contract (Latest Fad) also.

Kelly drinks another Whiskey Sour and spits on the ground.

[Dookie]

What Possible Sense does that make? If the No-Good Cat Woman knew they could bring someone down, because they're a Shrewish Woman, a future Nagging Wife, they'd want to make sure at least the other person doesn't get a Hollywood Contract (Latest Fad) also.

Kelly drinks another Whiskey Sour and spits on the ground.

“How do you know that they wouldn't defend someone just like them. Wanting fame and fortune, and killing someone for it? You just assume that they're all 100% scum, but they aren't. Unles they're liberals...”

[Kennifer]

Wendy is just kind of... glaring at both Dookie and Mr. Kelly, trying to figure out which one to vote for...