Brothers In Arms

[Kafkaesque]

Stolas emerges, glancing over this entire scene with an expression of trepidation.

It seems nobody else has opened that copiously bulging stove. Ah, well... here goes nothing.

> carefully pry the stove open

[TalesofUnder]

Huaika! That was a long nap.

[Dookie]

> Open the oven + > carefully pry the stove open


BOOOOM BANG BARSH

The stove explodes, sending both Ur Mom and Stolas back a few feet. They either hit another appliance or the wall, injuring both of them.

[Kennifer]

"Oh my god."

> Run over and see if Ur Mom needs help

[KungFuCutbug]

[Pico falls backwards, caught off-guard by the oven exploding and blowing Ur Mom and Stolas away. Once he s l o w l y regains his bearings, he decides to...]

> shamble over to the now-opened oven, I guess, and see what's up with it

[Zanreo]

>...check the oven

[Dookie]

> Run over and see if Ur Mom needs help (2)

Ooh! It seems Ur Mom was badly injured by the exploding oven.

> shamble over to the now-opened oven, I guess, and see what's up with it (7)

There's a burnt towel, and Calli's chopped up remains.

[Kennifer]

Okay this was probably out of Linda's medical expertise; she was used to kids getting scrapes or bumps or bruises, and Bob's occasional slip-ups in the kitchen (and her own stepping on glass the day before), not... someone getting knocked back by an exploding stove.

> Look for a first aid kit or something and try to help anyway.

[Zanreo]

"Hell ... Oh ... this is what someone tried to hide ... Poi Calli ..." (What the hell.. So... this was what someone was trying to hide... Poor Calli...)

>examine towel

[KungFuCutbug]

“...”

> run to the bathroom to vomit AGAIN

[MadeOfMilk]

Ur Mom's just... loudly cussing the entire time.

[Kafkaesque]

"AURGH!" Mother fucker, that hurt. He was not expecting it to literally explode.

> see if you can get back up again, after that there's every chance you can't

[Dookie]

> Look for a first aid kit or something and try to help anyway (1)

This is a murdergame. We don't have first aid kits.

> run to the bathroom to vomit AGAIN (8)

Done

> see if you can get back up again, after that there's every chance you can't (6)

He gets up.

[Zanreo]

>examine towel, again

[Kennifer]

> Try to figure out if you can help Ur Mom even without proper first aid stuff.

[Cassie]

"Fucking terrifying."

>find first aid kits

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi equips a glowing stick Ingrimm Recollection, switching to White Mage, and casts healing magic on Stolas and Ur Mom.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Seedy Joe finally stumbles to where the others are, rubbing his head.

What was that loud noise? Woke me up and I fell right off my bed and hit my head.

[Cassie]

Henrik tries to do something, but he comically collapses on the floor.

[Kafkaesque]

"Ah! Thank you kindly, madame! I could have tried for healing magic myself, but I'm not entirely sure if it would have worked..."

[Dookie]

> examine towel, again (5)

It's basically burnt to a crisp.

> Try to figure out if you can help Ur Mom even without proper first aid stuff. (9)

It works, and she's back up.

>find first aid kits (3)

Eh, it's too late now.

[Zanreo]

>examine Calli's remains

[Kennifer]

"That was scary!"

Now that that's done...

>Any clues in the kitchen besides the... ugh, chopped up corpse... and burnt towel?

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Look for fingerprints, footprints, torn fabric, hair

[Caret]

After seeing what once was Calli, Doof springs into action and decides to use his evil plotting skills to...

>search for anything used to chop Calli up