Brothers In Arms

[Kafkaesque]

"Hm... yes, Seedy Joe, was it? May I have a glass of your... concoction?"

[Caret]

Moonshine? I'll pass. I don't want to look drunk in front of my ex and my daughter!

[MadeOfMilk]

Yeah, no, I'll pass on the alcohol.

[Huney]

Tommy sips the moonshine and

"hack! pbbtt. pffff! ack! ack!"

... he doesn't seem to like it much.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yes, ma'am, told ya that stuff was somethin'! Yea, here you go!

He gives Stolas a cup of moonshine.

No problem. , he says to Doof. I just hope you're not stuck payin' for alimony bills. Those right there made me go bankrupt five times.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Same here. I'll pass on the alcohol. And besides, I'm underage anyway...

[Cassie]

"I'll pass too."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Suit yourselves, everyone. But if y'all change your mind, I can always make more.

He pours himself a cupful and gulps it down.

Oh yea! Joe says as the alcohol made his voice briefly deep and raspy, a huge departure from his usually nasally voice.

[Caret]

Oh, my alimony bills? I already paid those off a long time ago! The real problem is that I now have to constantly ask for money from my ex to finance my evil schemes, so that's part of the reason why I'm on this show! I'll sure there will be a big ol' cash price for the winners, right?

Doof laughs in a nervous manner.

[Kennifer]

"Aww, come on, it's a party!"

...okay Linda that was like one shot of moonshine.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Woo-hoo, I like how this woman thinks!, Joe says with a big smile on his face as he points to Linda. We're all on TV, let's have us some fun!

Joe begins to perform a hootenanny dance as he takes another swig, this time straight out of the jug.

[Kennifer]

"Yeah! Let's have some fun!"

Linda does a little dance too, the shot of moonshine she had clearly having gone to her head.

[Dookie]

”So, now that everyone is drunk and/or high, should we meet our first guest for our first dinner service?”

[JKBenbot]

"You know what, I'll join in." 

Steambot 3000 begins dancing, mainly a mix of break dancing and the classical dance the robot.

[Kafkaesque]

Stolas takes a swig of the moonshine. Being an owl, his beak isn't really capable of puckering up, but you get the feeling it's trying very hard to. This is certainly much harder than the refined wines he's used to...

Ah, well, what sort of teammate would he be if he disappointed this nice hayseedy fellow? Stolas steadily downs the rest of the moonshine, looking a little unsteady on his feet by the end of the glass.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Sure, what kind of fancy celebrity do ya have for us?

[TalesofUnder]

If you think that's strong, try this!

(Bonald hands Stolas a bottle of hand sanitizer with a label reading “SPECIAL BOLISH DRINK” on it.)

[Kennifer]

"Oooh, a celebrity guest? All right!"

[Cassie]

"Well, maybe this'll be a better job than the one the Foundation gave me."

[Caret]

A celeberity guest? Oooh! Time to show them who's the best cook in the entire Tri-State Area!

[Billy5545]

Patchy the Pirate eventually catches up. He's also asleep during the whole bus trip, probably because he's tired from trying to sail into the Pacific again to meet Spongebob after Potty switched the celebrity invite, only to fail. Then during the camera shoot, he does his usual introduction like in the Spongebob opening, before telling the viewers to join the Spongebob Fan Club.

Eventually, Patchy introduces himself to his fellow competitors, "ahoy matey! Me name is Patchy th' Pirate, n' I'm the biggest fan of Brothers in Arms 1 competitor, Spongebob Squarepants, in th' world! Oh yeah, join me Spongebob Fan Club."

Then Seedy Joe starts offering alcohol. Patchy turns him down, saying, "nah, me don't like drinkin'. Me would rather drink kelp shakes."

[Cassie]

"What's a kelp shake?"

[KungFuCutbug]

[Suddenly, from the distance...]

“FuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCK—”

[In comes a panic-stricken young man with prominent poofy orange hair, cursing up a storm under his breath and holding a MAC-10. He barges through to wherever everyone else is and collapses to his knees, panting heavily.] “Whew... Sorry for... bein’ late... I'm supposed to... be a fuckin’... contestant here... right?... What'd I... fuckin’ miss?...”

[JKBenbot]

Steambot 3000 takes one look at the “Special Drink” and analyzes it finding to look exactly like hand sanitizer, And considering it's in a hand sanitizer bottle what he says next makes sense “Bonald, I understand you may be able to drink that and live but that hurts humans when drank!”

[Billy5545]

"Ye know, Henrik, tis' is a specialty o' Bikini Bottom where Spongebob lives. It be like soda!"

Patchy then greets Pico.