Brothers In Arms

[Kennifer]

Linda looks... horrified after watching the recaps.

"Oh my god. I should have read the fine print! Wait, was there even any fine print?"

[Huney]

"oh, i guess that stinks..."

Tommy looks sad for a second, before turning to Junko.

"do you have a dog?"

[MadeOfMilk]

Ursula Motherford turns to look at Stolas. There's a weird moment of silence as she tries to figure out what the fuck Stolas is before her blood runs cold.

...Oh Lordy don't tell me I'm stuck with demons.

[wingedcatgirl]

Vivi frowns deeply. "Another murdergame..." she mutters. Just when I'd gotten out of the last one, too.

The hotel's not a murdergame, Viv...?

Well, no, but it's part of the same... mess of things, which I was hoping to be out of for good.

[Kafkaesque]

Stolas looks deeply offended.

"There is a non-zero possibility of your imminent death, and that's your primary concern? Honestly, you humans! You haven't gotten any more sensible since those silly little witch trials, it seems!"

[JKBenbot]

Steambot is too horrified to speak... It ponders if this is real but remembers he doesn't dream, He begins thinking the viewers must be insane and can only mutter out a few words. "Is this being filmed right now?"

[Huney]

"i just like dogs :("

[Kennifer]

"Oh my god I hope I don't die... poor Bobby! And Tina, Gene and Louise need their mommy!"

[MadeOfMilk]

I mean, I'm already dead. Not like I got anything to lose if I die again.

[Dookie]

Steambot is too horrified to speak... It ponders if this is real but remembers he doesn't dream, He begins thinking the viewers must be insane and can only mutter out a few words. "Is this being filmed right now?"

“Nope. Filming begins when we get to our destination.”

The car stops.

“And we're there!”

It's a recreation of the Hell's Kitchen restaurant, and it looks absolutely gorgeous from the outside, with a very fancy outerway.

But, instead of the “HK”, there's instead a “BIA.”

“Welcome to Brothers In Arms.”

The doors open.

[JKBenbot]

Steambot looked around the entry before slowly walking in scared and confused, it then tried to put up a presentable look via saying something when it saw a camera. "Hello, audience! I am Steambot 3000." 

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Then an older man with a red long-john style shirt with blue jeans hooked on suspenders wakes up.

Heh... we're here already? Slept through the flight and bus ride it seems.

He stands up to stretch and yawn before lugging his backpack and cooler roller and stepping off the bus.

[Kafkaesque]

"Hm. Well. I suppose that would alter your perspective a little. As for me... I'm not entirely sure how I interact with the concept of death. It will be an interesting experiment."

As the doors open, Stolas spills out, grateful for a chance to move freely again.

[Caret]

[Doof leaves the bus and starts looking around the BiA kitchen.]

Fancy! For a complicated death trap, that is! Oh, I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz! Nice to meet you all!

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Oh wow... cameras already? Oh... Well then.

Junko turns to one of the cameras and gives a nice wink for the audience watching.

[Huney]

"let's get cooking, yeah!" Tommy excitedly jumps in the air, apparently he rehearsed that line.

"do you guys have soda?"

[Kennifer]

Linda gets off the bus and looks around at the set.

"Oooh, fancy! So, are people watching now? Hi, Bobby! Hi, Tina! Hi, Gene! Hi, Louise! Hi, Gayle and Teddy and Mort and Gretchen and Ginger and anybody else I know who's watching! Heh heh, I hope they got my good side..."

She waves to wherever she thinks the cameras might be.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

We're on TV already? Hey, mee-maw! Hey, Cooger Jim! Hey, Cletus! And a special hey to my son, Big Bubba. I'm gonna make the family proud. We gonna be rich! And help my team win! Got my secret recipe right here.

He pulls out a bottle from his pocket.

We're gonna win for sure! Yee-haw!

[Dookie]

The Shag and the man get out.

The Shag opens the doors of BIA.

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The first thing you can see is a large dining hall, as well as a red kitchen and a blue kitchen.

[MadeOfMilk]

Well, looks like I have no choice but to put my mediocre cooking skills to the test.

[JKBenbot]

The Steambot begins to try to lessen the power to the fear module and so to increase logical thinking. "Great they are going to spilt us up to make us fear each other and eventually kill everyone else."

[Kennifer]

"Well, I'm pretty good at cooking... I know all of Bob's recipes for the burgers of the day, and I know my kids like my cooking! I mean, Gene will probably eat anything, but Louise is kinda picky."

[Kafkaesque]

"Hm." Stolas looks contemplative as he admires the setup. Why, these kitchens are almost as magnificent as his royal kitchens back in Hell! "Are introductions in order?"

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Wow. Looks like something that Teruteru guy would use...

Junko says this as she admires the extravagant kitchens///

I suppose I COULD give this whole "cooking" thing a try...

[Dookie]

“Yes, ok, here are the rules yadadada.”

He gives everyone a rule book.

“The only good thing about Audley is that she makes these manuals...”