LETS GOOOOOOOO (General hangout thread)

[Cassie]

those teeths better not be able to fly

[Kennifer]

Dusty is a croissant.

Dusty is...

FRENCH.

[Whistle]

ok i needed to refreeze my ice and the region is still in some pain

i don't wanna go to the er for it

it might just be some muscle strain or somn

[~okami~]

NICEU

I got this old ass 21 year old game to run on my laptop

[Whistle]

oh cool

[EeveeGirlChey]

Hot damn! Which one?

[Whistle]

Hot damn! Which one?

Here.

[~okami~]

Yep that one

[Whistle]

hot take:

parents make too big a deal about cleanliness

[Whistle]

don't mind me just designing a beltway around new haven for fun

[TenOfSwords13]

Made a thing. Also norming all!

[GoldenCityBird]

Huh. Just me, guests, and some nice, relaxing waves:

[~okami~]

[Florien]

And that, lads, lasses, and otherwise, is why we always remember to butter our bread on the front, and never the back.

I'm sure we all know how to determine which side of a slice is the front, so I will not insult you by telling you the process to determine which side is the front. Anyway, the point of this is, if you DO, despite knowing all this, choose to butter your bread on the back, you will be EXCOMMUNICATED from the CATHLOSTANT CHURCH, and thus, not only are you not permitted to go to heaven, you will also be shamed for your immutable characteristics, whatever they may be. You also cannot receive the benefits of the placebo effect, and you can only earn 200 monopoly dollars by passing go every second time around the board. In Risk, uniting Australia or South America under one banner will COST you the armies per turn that it would otherwise grant you, and you shall always play second in connect four, and thus be unable to win. In non-board game effects, your video recommendation feed will become flooded entirely with doomsday prepper videos and your advertisements will all be for the late winter movie dump movies.

You shall never receive an onion ring in your fries, nor fries in your onion rings by accident ever again.

Oh and also you'll be covered in festering sores and boils and probably get guinea worm, hookworm, and like 3 other NTDs because of your excommunication from the cathlostant church for buttering the back of the bread instead of the front, but that's really the least of your worries.

Look, the point is, just butter your bread and toast on the front and NEVER EVER THE BACK, because when you do butter it on the back, Jesus 2 from the hit movie Die Hard 4, Die Harderer, weeps for your freshly damned soul, and Jesus 3 fast 3 furious also weeps, but mostly because you are causing him great physical pain by buttering the back of your bread product.

[Superjohn 2.0]

Good morning everyone (or night if you're in a different timezone).

[Shackwave]

And that, lads, lasses, and otherwise, is why we always remember to butter our bread on the front, and never the back.

I'm sure we all know how to determine which side of a slice is the front, so I will not insult you by telling you the process to determine which side is the front. Anyway, the point of this is, if you DO, despite knowing all this, choose to butter your bread on the back, you will be EXCOMMUNICATED from the CATHLOSTANT CHURCH, and thus, not only are you not permitted to go to heaven, you will also be shamed for your immutable characteristics, whatever they may be. You also cannot receive the benefits of the placebo effect, and you can only earn 200 monopoly dollars by passing go every second time around the board. In Risk, uniting Australia or South America under one banner will COST you the armies per turn that it would otherwise grant you, and you shall always play second in connect four, and thus be unable to win. In non-board game effects, your video recommendation feed will become flooded entirely with doomsday prepper videos and your advertisements will all be for the late winter movie dump movies.

You shall never receive an onion ring in your fries, nor fries in your onion rings by accident ever again.

Oh and also you'll be covered in festering sores and boils and probably get guinea worm, hookworm, and like 3 other NTDs because of your excommunication from the cathlostant church for buttering the back of the bread instead of the front, but that's really the least of your worries.

Look, the point is, just butter your bread and toast on the front and NEVER EVER THE BACK, because when you do butter it on the back, Jesus 2 from the hit movie Die Hard 4, Die Harderer, weeps for your freshly damned soul, and Jesus 3 fast 3 furious also weeps, but mostly because you are causing him great physical pain by buttering the back of your bread product.

TL;DR

[GoldenCityBird]

TL;DR: Butter the crust, as per usual.

[Superjohn 2.0]

BUTTER THE DAMN CRUST!

[Guma]

You know what? Fuck you un-Knights your Shovel

[TenOfSwords13]

[un-Evils your Genius]

[Superjohn 2.0]

(removes your swords).

[TenOfSwords13]

ZeroOfSwords

[Kennifer]

dafuq did I come in on

[Superjohn 2.0]

dafuq did I come in on

Something weird.

[Kennifer]

Obviously lmao.