POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Kennifer]

"So since we've got nothing to investigate because nobody died last night we're just gonna bicker at each other?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea, we're all just filthy commoners, so we don't know anything, we're all stupid."

[Guma]

Well . . . you say we signed up for it, but I've never seen any reason why I or any of us would have.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Now you're finally starting to get it!” [he snarkily remarks at Gengar's comment.]

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Oh, hardy har har har, you're so funny.... don't quit your day job, Jerry Seinfeld."

[Guma]

So, do we have to just skip again?

[Kennifer]

"Probably, yeah. I mean, nobody died so we don't have anything to investigate to figure out who the killers are. So we've got no reason to vote."

[KungFuCutbug]

[Ringtoss just snickers.] “Well, normally since there haven't been any deaths fo’ two nights'n a row ‘n’ no lynchin's yesterday, I'd say ya'd have t’ vote, or else th’ game ends soon as night falls. But, since th’ killers ya executed sucked anyway, I'll be nice ‘n’ give ya a grace period.” [Author's Note: The actual OOC reason is because the game just started back up again and I'd think it'd be unfair to end it so soon.] “Don't expect any mo’ favors like that afta this.”

[Huney]

/vote Ringtoss

[KungFuCutbug]

“I BEND THE FUCKIN’ RULES'A MY OWN GAME FO’ YOUR BENEFIT ‘N’ THAT'S HOW YA REPAY ME?!”

[Kennifer]

Mawile... just laughs. She's got to admit that was pretty funny.

[Huney]

"pretty sure you're a scum dude"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Well, I think we can all agree that Doober is a few Pidgeys short of a Viridian Forest."

[artsyGeek]

[Kye looks at Doober in a concerned yet dumbfounded way.]

"I... Don't think that's how it works."

[Weirdguy149]

Guy stretched and yawned, then scratched his stomach as he sniffed around. "Damn, was someone talking about Bojangle's? I'm in such a good freaking mood for chicken right now. We have access to a grill now, so finding chicken can't be but so hard." He gestured an arm lazily to the Braixen that was recently put in charge.

[Huney]

"oh yo yeah hey renamon put on a barbecue"

[Kafkaesque]

> sniff around to see if there are any signs of a murder attempt. You aren't the type to just let the killers get off easy.

[artsyGeek]

> ..fuck it. Join Isbrand's investigation.

[EeveeGirlChey]

Radar wakes up late again. For the first time in God knows how long, he didn't have a single nightmare.

He was still panicking since he slept in for too long.

"NONONONONONO!!!"

> Join the others

"I'm so sorry, everyone! I slept in too late, please forgive me!"

[Huney]

"HOW DARE YOU? I'LL KILL YOU. YOU FUCKER."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Is it so unusual that we have Ringtoss and Ember here and Doober is the one that scares me the most?"

[Kennifer]

"Nah. I mean, Ember probably won't use any Fire-type attacks on me. But Doober is just... nuts. Or he's trying to get voted off which... why would you do that? Especially after watching what happened with that other execution..."

[EeveeGirlChey]

Radar then starts crying hysterically upon hearing what he thought was Doober's response to him.

[Huney]

"... hey wait, shoot, i didnt mean to make you cry. im sorry, dude. i was just jokin around."

[TenOfSwords13]

How the **** ******** is everyone still alive? Are these killers incompetent or something?

... Not that I mind too much, but still. It does worry me slightly that nothing has happened these past few days. What have these killers got planned?