POKÉMON 2.B.A. MURDERER ~ A Poké-Murdergame

[Kafkaesque]

The Ninetales in the back shoots Ember a death glare.

"Here I was thinking there could not possibly be a being more loathsome than our host. You are already well on your way to proving me wrong."

[KungFuCutbug]

"...Inferior? Are you... just here to insult us?" Fuiji says.

“Basically!”

[TalesofUnder]

Wait, you're a Lucario? Now that's what I'm talking about. 

(Ember shakes Kye's hand.)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Pssh... inferior to you. And who are you, the Grand Space Pope? You a member of Mensa or somethin'? What have you done that makes you think you're better than us? And if that were so, you wouldn't be suck with us so-called commoners, would ya? I get enough airs from that Ninetails, thank ya very much, so why don't you just chill yourself out before you end up gettin' yourself killed here? It's a crazy place, you know."

Gengar then rolls up a ball of mud and throws it at Ember.

[TalesofUnder]

(The ball of mud is swiftly consumed by fire.)

Now, you listen here. I am not a participant of this game. I am Ringtoss's backup. So, unless you really love severe burns, don't fuck with me!

[Kennifer]

Mawile does not like being called names, but since she's weak to Fire-type attacks she says nothing. She does fold her arms and glower, though.

Besides, there were more important things to worry about like..

>Doing a headcount to see if anyone's missing/dead

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea, yea, you're all big and bad. Ooh, I'm so scared."

> search for dead bodies

[Zanreo]

"...." Fuiji decides not to bother with any more questions or responses. Instead, she >searches for anyone dead

[KungFuCutbug]

>search for dead bodies
[4]

[...Huh. Everyone's here again. Alive again. Besides the ones that were dead before this, they're still dead, but... doesn't look like anyone else has died yet.]

[Kennifer]

"Wow, another quiet night? I guess the 'pair up and keep an eye on each other' thing worked, then."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea, do you think the killers got lazy again?"

[Zanreo]

"Or maybe they decided... killing wasn't worth it anymore?

[Guma]

She gestured to Ember.

And who are you?

[Huney]

"hey guys im doober"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Heh, doubt it. What do they have to gain by not killin' anyone?"

[Huney]

"maybe the host got really turned around and forgot to coordinate a kill today with a player"

[TalesofUnder]

Ah, pardon me. I am your new co-host. But why, I might add, are you hanging out with these wannabes? You're a Hydreigon! Shouldn't you hang out with a more... sophisticated crowd?

[Huney]

"yo its renamon"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"And yet, there you are hangin' out with us so-called 'losers'. Seein' you gettin' all delusional like that is so funny. Don't you have an art museum or an opera to go see?"

[KungFuCutbug]

“Oi. Leave ‘er alone if ya wanna keep ya kneecaps, chief.”

[Huney]

"what? but i never even been to bojangles"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

"Yea, yea yea...."

"Ya salty spinner," he says under his breath.

[Guma]

I didn't come here on my own accord, and you know that.

[KungFuCutbug]

“Why do ya keep forgettin’ that all'a ya signed up fo’ this, huh? I get it, I wiped ya memories, but c'mon, I've told you at least three times now. This's just unfair.”

[Huney]

"ya know, i can imagine getting myself wrapped up in this kind of situation."