The Void

[Kennifer]

"I'm having fun not tripping and falling all over everything for a change, but I do wonder about things like... Oh, food, shelter, things like that."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Ooh. Yeah, food might be a problem," Loren muses. "Starvation would kill me in one go..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Well, I got some food and drinks if you're all starving.

Ronnie pulls out some Taco Bell tacos and Monster energy drinks out of his pockets.

Want some?

[TheSleepyDreepy45]

Hey, thanks! (The iguana takes a taco.) Hey, we've got tacos down here! You want any?

(The hadrosaur audibly groans and shuts the hood of the Pinto. After a moments hesitation, he finally leaps to where everyone else is and lands on his face.) Ow.

You okay, dude?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fine...

[Kennifer]

"Sure, I'll take a taco at least. Thanks!"

[wingedcatgirl]

"Sure, I'll take a taco." Loren hadn't heard the word before, but immediately knew what it meant when she saw Ronnie retrieve some.

"... Wait, how long have you been carrying those around?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

They've been in my pockets for a few days. But come on, it's Taco Bell, the greatest food in the whole wide world. I don't care how old it is, I just love me some Taco Bell. Come on, dig in.

Ronnie eats a taco himself.

I always loved their commercials as a kid, where it ends and you heard the bong. I just eat a taco and I go, BONG BONG BONG! Ronnie says that last part, with a jubilant look of nostalgia on his face. You can tell with the way he eats those tacos, he enjoys it way more than even making love.

[wingedcatgirl]

"... does the phrase 'food poisoning' mean anything to you?" Loren asked rhetorically.

[artsyGeek]

[...Scott briefly looked at Ronnie with a "Dude. Are you trying to get people sick?" look.]

[He hadn't said anything, but he probably will a bit later.]

[SmilyCube112]

"You can keep that stuff to yourselves - I don't need to eat. Or drink." Amethyst says to the others, while dancing.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Meh, it's never bothered me. Ronnie says as if the thought of food poisoning doesn't phase him as he downs a couple of tacos and Monsters.

[Kennifer]

"Maybe I should find something else to eat. And something a little less potent to drink."

Amanda... starts looking for these very things, whether she actually needs to eat or drink in a place like this or not.

[TheSleepyDreepy45]

(The iguana discreetly spits out the one bite of taco he took.)

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ronnie scoffs at the rejection of his food and drink that's been in his pants.

I eat that stuff all the time and I don't get sick. It's not going to kill you. Don't be such pussies.

[Kennifer]

"It kinda... smells funny, so I don't think I trust it."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ronnie smells the taco.

Smells OK to me. he says as he eats it. He then raises his arms as very bad BO spreads around everyone and invades their nasal orifices.

[TheSleepyDreepy45]

(Wilby looks nauseated as he stands up.)

[Kennifer]

Amanda's eyes tear up, and despite her blurred vision and dislike for gravity she tries hopping to another island to get away from the smell.

[artsyGeek]

[...ah shit. Scott looks at Ronnie with a hateful look in his eyes.]

"DUDE. What the actual hell?!"

[Dookie]

"Dude! You smell like shit!"

??? covers their nose.

Meanwhile, Amanda jumps for another island.

But it's not an island at all, it's a vehicle. A giant vehicle, in fact. It's a Zeppelin!

[Kennifer]

"Ooooh okay this is gonna be fun, hopefully!"

[wingedcatgirl]

Loren recoils from the odor, shifts back to hummingbird, and follows Amanda to the zeppelin.

[Kennifer]

"Kind of cool that I actually have decent luck when I don't have to worry about gravity and random number generators..."

[SmilyCube112]

Upon seeing the zeppelin, Amethyst mutters to herself: "Hmmm, don't I recall those things setting themselves on fire?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Oh, fine.

Ronnie sprays himself with Axe Body Spray.

There, happy?

Despite what he thinks, the Axe doesn't make it better. In fact, the combination of the Axe and his BO makes for one obnoxious combination.