Your Final Frontier

[Dookie]

“Bye! Hope you aren't a good person!”

He smiles.

[artsyGeek]

Rebel decides to say something at Mettaton. "...welp. You're screwed. Let's just hope you are a murderer!"

[Zanreo]

"Yes, things aren't looking too good for you... now let's hope you're one of the killers!"

[PointMaid]

Selen(ium) nods at that. Al infierno con ese maquina. (To hell with this machine.)

[wingedcatgirl]

"Man... you don't gotta dance on the toaster's grave like that," Mark grumbles. "If he's a killer, he was coerced into it. You remember how this game works."

[Zanreo]

"While I get that... my goal is to get out of here, like I'm assuming it's for everyone else. And to do that, we'll have to vote out the killers..."

[Caret]

Mettaton at first tries to restrain himself, but he ultimately snaps. He starts speaking in a stereotypical villain voice, but at the same time, it seems to be mixed in with what appears to be genuine remorse.

OH DARLINGS, YOU FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY! WHY DID IT HAD TO END THIS WAY? NOW HERE COMES THE PLOT TWIST THAT EVERYONE KNOWS: I KILLED HOLLY! YOU SEE, THE WHOLE "KILLER ROBOT" GIMMICK WAS JUST FOR SHOW UNTIL NOW. AND THAT SHOULD HAVE STAYED THAT WAY. SORRY FOR LETTING YOU DOWN, ALPHYS. WHEN I KILLED HOLLY, I FELT SOMETHING THAT I HAVEN'T FELT BEFORE... SOMETHING THAT FELT... SATISFYING. IT WAS THAT KILL CHIP... I GENUINELY LIKED HOLLY... I HOPED TO KILL SOME MORE UNTIL YOU DARLINGS CAUGHT ME! YOU'RE BETTER THEN THIS, METTATON...

ALSO, TO ANSWER LOONA'S QUESTION, I DID INDEED WATCH THE SHOW KNOWN AS "BROTHERS IN ARMS" WHILE LOOKING FOR SOME INSPIRATION FOR MY OWN GAMES. I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE KUDOS TO THIS... "WARIO" IN PARTICULAR FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA TO KILL HOLLY AND SUBSEQUENTLY FRAME LOONA! WHY DID I END UP FOLLOWING THROUGH THAT STUPID IDEA? I MADE SURE TO REPLICATE HIS OWN STYLE TO THE FINEST DETAIL TO MAKE IT SEEM SUPER-DUPER CONVINCING! IT'S SAD THAT MY RUN ON THIS SHOW ONLY LASTED FOR A DAY AND A HALF. THAT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST... NOT TO WORRY, MY PARTNERS IN CRIME WILL FINISH YOU OFF ONE BY ONE. THIS HAS BEEN METTATON, SIGNING OUT! SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, BEAUTIES! PLEASE... HAVE MERCY ON ME...

[artsyGeek]

"....fuck off, you're the killer. I really hope you have some sincere remorse."

[Dookie]

“Ooh! What is it about this show? Can I see it? Can I see it? Can I see it?”

[Florien]

Sendri and a few Alliance soldiers pull up in a small boat.

Alright, let'ss presssent the newesst thing or whatever! Wheeled Calculator, cave dweller, moderately ssuccesssful showrunner. Alsso, about to be dead, but you were famouss for a quiz show, right? Let'ss... deal with thiss in appropriate manner. Ansswer thesse quesstionss correctly, and floran letss you go free. All of them. Misss even one, you die.

The Quizzical Conundrum.

Quesstion one: How many quesstionss will you lasst before floran killss you? Iss the ansswer 1, 4, 3, or 6?

It's a random guess, but Mettaton picks 4.

Correct. Quesstion two: In the Monty Hall problem, iss it better to sswitch doorss or not, asssuming monty preferss you don't win and you have a perfect knowledge of sstatissticss, and that iss common knowledge?

Mettaton correctly guesses "do not switch", suspecting a trick question.

Very good. Monty will only offer the opportunity to sswitch if you picked the correct door. Otherwisse, he'll jusst open it and you win a goat. Quesstion three: Do you think you can correctly ansswer the fourth quesstion?

Mettaton, feeling confident, picks "yes".

Obvioussly, that iss correct. You do think that. Quesstion four: How many ssecondss remain until floran killss you?

The question seems simple enough to bypass. If mettaton guesses the number of seconds that have passed since Sendri asked the question, Sendri can't kill him, right? Because if Sendri did, than he'd be right! It's been ten seconds. Ten seconds is the guess made.

Wrong! The correct ansswer was "It doessn't matter because you made up your mind the moment that lasst vote was casst and there iss no way I get out of thiss alive."

Sendri presses a button on a remote and Mettaton's entire upper section explodes, the rest collapsing to the ground, dead.

Huh. Floran really should talk with IT about reducing the explossive power of thosse kill chipss. Lithium, get in here and get his gun. Cleanup team, drag the body out to ssea, dump it. In casse you hadn't figured it out... He was the Black Hat Gunsslinger.

Lithium, who you could have sworn didn't come over on the boat, pops up from apparently nowhere behind everyone, grabs a firearm from the ground by mettaton, and walks off.

Well, Ah'm impressed with y'all.

Sendri and the security forces get in the boat and leave, and Lithium walks off before you can figure out where she came from or where she's going. Mettaton's remains are dragged off by the security too.

Night phasse in one hour.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Upon watching the execution, Cool Sendri dabs. "WOAH, WE REALLY DID IT, FLORAN'SS DUDESS! WE CAUGHT OUR KILLER!"

[Dookie]

“Yay! We got one!”

Now, for some lunch....

> Use Wario spice on your Yellowish Eggs and Teal Ham recipe

[artsyGeek]

"..."

"Well, i..it's good to know he's a killer."

After that, Rebel just.. > goes to the Bar.

[PointMaid]

Well, I'm relieved he really was the killer. I wasn't really doubting it given the evidence, but nice to have confirmation.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

One down... plus we got the damn ninja to worry about, and a few more...

[MadameButterflyKnife]

"HMMM...FLORAN WONDERSS HOW THAT FUNKY ICY STAR TASSTES."

>make an Icy Star. and CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

[Zanreo]

"So we got one already... not bad" Shin says.

[Kafkaesque]

So he was framing her. Loona's sadistic smile widens.

"Fuck yeah. One down, two to go."

> Head for the bar and grab a celebratory drink

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Also head to bar for a drink

[Zanreo]

>also go to bar

[PointMaid]

Does this call for a celebration?

[PointMaid]

(Oh, Selen(ium) also grabs a celebratory drink)

[Huney]

"... Bit of a shame. Was hoping to see what made that guy tick. Automatons like that are powered by magic where I come from."

... She's giving 2E a very... suspicious look.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Party! Yay!

Monaca goes ahead and goes to the bar to...

>have some food and drinks (non-alcoholic, of course).

[Zanreo]

>gets a celebratory drink