Your Final Frontier

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

He eyes the little girl pondering the island.

Why would they arrest a cute little girl for? She seems sweet and innocent. Probably the worst thing she's done is kissed a boy and gave him cooties.

[Florien]

Over the speakers, a different voice blasts through, way too loudly, right after Monaca's statement.

YOU'VE GOT A GOOD EYE! It's not! It's actually Keyes' Tropical Resort, soon to be Keyes' Tropical Ski Resort! I'm the proprietor, Florida Keyes. Come visit our exciting attractions! ALL OF THEM! Like the cabanas and the lighthouse and the radio tower and this place you're in right now and the beach and the old complex ruins and the forest of bones right by the old complex ruins and the mountain and the water but not too deep into the water because those large ocean creatures are fairly vicious and the rocks and not the black building over there on that rock in the water which is employees only so don't go there! Sendri and I have worked VERY closely on making this place perfect and exciting, and you're my beta testers for the tropical portion! YAY, right?

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri carries their skateboard to the bar, and grabs themselves some tequila. "YEAH, FLORAN AGREESS! THE BAR'SS GREAT!" They begin pouring shots, and take a sip from the bottle. "HEY, YOU BROSS WANT SSOME BOOZE? IT'SS ON FLORAN!"

[Kennifer]

"I think I'd rather keep my wits about me for now, thanks."

[PointMaid]

Oh, nice! Thanks. But just one.

I'm gonna see if there's a radio around here. Maybe that radio station this Florida person mentioned is playing something good?

> Looks for a radio and, if there's one around, tries to tune it to whatever the radio tower's playing, if anything

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Don't mind if I do. For a plant alien, you're all right.

He grabs the bottle and completely downs it in a matter of seconds and sighs in satisfaction.

OH YEAH!!!

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

...Monaca will pass. But thanks anyway, space plant man!

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark, meanwhile, mixes himself up one of those fruity cocktail drinks served in a coconut shell with a little umbrella.

[Zanreo]

So this was some kind of... killing game they were all stuck in? Shin was not sure why exactly he was here, but when he got out of here, his captors would soon learn better than to mess with the Amon Clan. Admittedly, this place was nice, but that just felt like how they were going to make this seem more "acceptable" somehow...

"...I'll pass for now" Shin replied to Cool Sendri. He wanted his mind to be fully clear, plus who knew if this was a trick?

[PointMaid]

Selen(ium) laughs. I've never met an alien before. Plant alien That's... awesome. Cool Sendri. You are cool. I want to write a song about you.

[Caret]

Mettaton decides to

>inspect the bar's menu for any robot-friendly options

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri takes a shot and looks at Selen. "YO, A SSONG? THAT WOULD BE TOTESS POG! HEY, MUSSIC LADY, WHAT'SS YOUR NAME AGAIN? FLORAN DOESSN'T THINK FLORAN GOT ANY OF YOUR NAMESS."

[Kennifer]

"The plant alien is quite interesting, I'll admit that much. More from a scientific perspective than a personality one, though."

She paused a moment.

"My name's Holly, by the way."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

You all might have seen me in a bunch of movies and on TV, but you don't know my name, well, I'm Gary Busey.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

The name's Monaca Towa, space plant man!

[PointMaid]

Selen(ium) is my name!

Ooh, and I didn't find anything to listen to on the radio. Pity.

[PointMaid]

You do science?, Selen(ium) asks Holly. That's cool. I make songs about all that shit. Maybe I'll go back to school for it one day. She grins, almost self-deprecatingly.

[Kennifer]

"I do, yes. Specifically my focus is biochemistry and botany."

Holly... actually smiles a bit, due to talk of SCIENCE.

[PointMaid]

Nice. I can see why you'd have a... professional interest in the green guy.

[Kennifer]

"Indeed. Maybe that's why they've got some sort of beef with me..."

[madface7]

A robot, standing at around 6' 2" tall, stands firmly in the corner.

On its monitor, two blue lights blink on, as a faint whirring noise is heard.

The robot steps out of the shadows and speaks out in a feminine, yet mechanical voice:

"Recharging complete. Model 2-E is at your service." It stands completely still, as if waiting for something.

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark grins. "Mark February. Some of you might know me as 'Billionaire Killer Mark February'."

[Zanreo]

"...My name's Shin Amon" Shin )replies.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Cool Sendri checks out the robot. "WOAHH, WHAT'SS UP, ROBRODETTE? MORNING! WANT SSOME BOOZE?" They offer 2-E a shot of tequila.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gary goes up to Shin, with a very inspired look on his face.

I get it! This is like Gilligan's Island and he's the Skipper here to keep Gilligan under control. And I guess the plant alien is Gilligan. Don't know who the professor is, maybe Holly. This will be fun!

Gary then starts singing the theme song to Gilligan's Island in a surprisingly good singing voice.