Your Final Frontier

[madface7]

2-E instantly gets its claws out and starts attempting to tear Mark to shreds.

"DO NOT."

"MENTION."

"THAT NAME."

"NEAR ME."

"EVER."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Gary tries to restrain 2-E.

Cool it, cool it! He's about to get his...

[PointMaid]

Dude. Enough. He's already scheduled to be executed.

[madface7]

"I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. I have to kill him. He's the embodiment of everything I wish I could destroy about myself. So let me at him, PLEASE."

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark flinches, eyes wide. "Holy fuck, you mean it was - but... Man. Wish I was learning about this any time other than immediately before I died. I coulda done something about it."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Hey, hey, hey, HEY HEY HEY! HEY!!!!!! No! That's not your job. Sendri is about to deal swift justice on this son-of-a-bitch. Let the plant alien deal with him. It's almost over. So cool your batteries NOW!

[TalesofUnder]

I've a terrible feeling that 2E will die tomorrow. Considering they roleclaimed as a Watcher...

[madface7]

2-E glares at Gary, but backs off.

It sits down once more.

[madface7]

"I am going to die tomorrow. And I deserve it, don't I? I'm unsalvageable. Just leave me to the dust, I'm gone. I couldn't find Echo, I fucked myself over pretty badly; it's ironic, that the way I come to an end once more is by the one thing that I tried to perpetuate so much some time ago. I won't even try to come back again. It's not worth it."

[Zanreo]

"So this is... hm. The plot thickens..."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Man... kinda fucked up that I'm about to die, but it's 2-E I feel bad for."

[Florien]

Mr. February. Billionaire Killer. Doess he kill billionairess, or iss he a billionaire? The ansswer iss yess.

But you ssee... Mark, we owe you an explanation. We do have knife monopoly, actually... but floran will explain that while dealing with you PROPERLY.

Patent Infringement

You ssee, everyone, Mark was invited here, not captured, unlike the resst of you. Mosstly becausse floran promisssed "the mosst dangerouss game". Then, floran ssaid we had no Knife Monopoly sset, no Double Arizona Rummy deck, and Ssixth fleet iss too ssoul crushing to play. Now, the lasst two of thosse are true. But anyway... floran actually jusst kind of wanted him dead. He patented one of our loyalisstss a while back, and we can't let people who kill ourss run around.

Sendri pulls out a piece of paper: Alliance Patent #333019354 "Billionaire Killer Mark February".

Hey look, a patent! Of ssomeone'ss life! That can't be good, can it? Well, anyway, that meanss we own the rightss to Mark's life, and can charge him royaltiess for the usse of it. Our royaltiess are pretty high, actually. We've already drained all your accountss, Mark. Lotss of money in there, all ourss now. Every ssecond you live, you're going deeper and deeper into debt with uss. Floran adjussted the royaltiess sso that everything you've ever owned will be ourss in about... oh, five ssecondss. Four, three, two, one.

Mark knows what's coming next. He's patented lives before.

For thosse of you who are uneducated in the processs by which patenting ssomeone'ss life killss them, here'ss a demonsstration. You ssee, we own Mark February'ss bone marrow now. It'ss no longer producing blood. Mosst of his organss are no longer on, anymore, becausse we own them, and he'ss not allowed to usse them. Watch carefully. It'ss actually quite a horrible way to die.

Mark can no longer breathe at this point. His lungs have been patented, His skin and muscles begin to break down, their functionality restricted, as they are no longer his own. After a few horrible minutes, all that's left is a pile of gore, and soon that too breaks down, leaving only clean, hollow bones behind.

Mark February was the Victim of Circumstance (On the murderer team.)

Alright, move thosse to the foresst of Boness, Keyes called in a favor to have any ssurviving boness moved there and hung up. Sso do that, floran guesssess.

The Alliance security forces pick up the bones and cart them away. Meanwhile, Sendri and a couple others walk off to the north of the island. Odd, you didn't hear the boat come by. Soon after, none of the Alliance soldiers can be found on the island, and nor can Sendri.

[TalesofUnder]

HEY! Don't you dare say stuff like that about yourself. You do not deserve to die. 

[madface7]

2-E kneels down and faces the ground.

"I'm sorry, Richard... First you, and now I take your best buddy. Goddammit, I'm the same as I was before..."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

2-E you're too hard on yourself. We've all failed at something at one point in our lives. But let me share with you a Buseyism. FAILING: Finding An Important Lesson Inviting Needed Growth. You need to ask yourself what went wrong and learn from it and be better. Take all you learn and make it MOTIVATION: Moving Our Thoughts Into Victory And Truth In Overcoming Negativity. You did really good here today. You fingered one of the killers. And I guess I was wrong to doubt you. Nearly being killed yesterday really put me on edge. But I believe in you. You're capable of so much more, so make the most of it while you're still alive.

[TalesofUnder]

JESUS CHRIST! Why was that so goddamn gory? 

[Florien]

Over the announcement system...
hello, greetings, yes. I'm margrave, one of your judges. while sendri is coming back, i have been told to announce that night starts in about five hours. i wish i could speed it up, in all honesty, but the sun is slow, and speeding up the planet does no good to anyone on it. also we cannot physically achieve it, so there is that. but the point is, you innocent team members are close to victory. so... we will see if you catch the last of them before they eliminate enough of you to cause issues.

[PointMaid]

Damn, that was... gruesome. But at least he was a murderer. Like... more than he claimed to be, I mean.

I just really hope my manager didn't sell me to these people for a patent on my life. (Damn manager.)

[madface7]

"...I can't. I have to die to make the most of it."

2-E stands up.

"As much as I'd hate to do it... I have to go back. I have to face them one more time. They'll shun me, spit in my face, tear me limb from limb- and I'll deserve it. But at least they'll know I'm sorry."

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

And hey! All we have now is the Ninja to deal with! Don't worry! We've got this! Go TEAM!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Can't wait to find the Ninja, because I wanna let them know.... they fucked up royally when they tried to go after me.

[Zanreo]

"And said Ninja used their one chance at an evidence-less instant kill... so they're basically just a regular killer now" Shin says. "Not so powerful now, are you?"

[PointMaid]

We'll get them, I know it. We have to get them.

[PointMaid]

If we keep thinking smart, work together and don't lose our heads. We can do this. We found two of them already, picked them out of the rest of us.

Selen(ium) decides to go back to the bar and grille for a celebratory margarita.

[madface7]

2-E heads to the bar and grille as well.

"I have assessed things. I know everyone's role except for Loona, Rebel, Cool Sendri, and Monaca. I have a gut feeling Rebel is the Spy, but I can't be for certain. I will watch one of them tonight, if I survive."