Your Final Frontier

[wingedcatgirl]

"It, sorry," Mark says. "... Man, this is such a obvious framejob. The killer can't really think we wouldn't have seen through it, right?"

[Florien]

The Scene of the crime:

A bottle of flavored syrup and two of currentcorn syrup lie at the scene, each in a pool of their own juice. They're largely empty. The oily nature of the currentcorn syrup makes it incredibly unpleasant to touch any surface in the room. The pool of syrup was poured over the body and all around it, for reasons that are currently unclear. An examination of the body, which is face down, turns up heavy bruising on the front and back of the head. Presumably, Stezzai was struck twice with a blunt object, once in front, and once in back. There are no prints of any sort in the syrup, aside from the ones created during the investigation. It seems it was probably added after Stezzai was dead, and the killer was careful to back out of the room so they didn't get any on them.

[madface7]

"ARE YOU HEARING ANYTHING I'M SAYING, YOU MURDEROUS COCKSUCKING CUNT?!" 2-E shouts at Mark.

"I AM ACCUSING YOU OF MURDER! I HAVE A SHITTON OF EVIDENCE AND YOU JUST DON'T CARE! YOU WANNA KILL SOMETHING? 1V1 ME ON COD, BITCH. I WILL PUNT YOUR ASS INTO NEXT WEEK-"

2-E somehow takes a deep breath and regains its composure.

"Right then. Back to investigating."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

2-E, you and Mark are both sketchy as far as I'm concerned. If you have any evidence against him, I would like to hear it. Now.

[PointMaid]

Huh.

> Examine the bruises to see if you can determine what type of blunt object it could be.

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark winces. "Man, don't shout, I've got a huge fuckin hangover... and what evidence do you mean? All you said was some shit about gloves and bottles. So maybe I took a bottle or two of booze back home for myself. That doesn't make me a murderer."

[wingedcatgirl]

"Or, well, I am a murderer, but only of billionaires. We're not talking about that."

[Dookie]

Sam gets up and sees the “MODEL WUZ HERE”

“First of all, who's dumb enough to think we're gonna fall for this?...Wait a minute....”

He points his finger at Model.

“What if you planted that note there, expecting us to think it wasn't you? Nobody here is dumb enough to think that the killer would leave something that obvious. But what if you're the killer, and by using the obvious evidence, you're trying to frame yourself in such an obvious way that we wont think it's you?”

[madface7]

"No one believes me, huh? Oh, sure, yeah, ignore the one person just because she has a secret to hide. Spoiler alert: I didn't murder anyone this time!"

[TalesofUnder]

You're definitely not doing yourself any favors by calling yourself a “billionaire killer”.

[PointMaid]

This is such a *bad* frame job I can't even say it's pointing specifically to 2-E. And I've been suspicious of Mark's behavior since we were investigating Holly's death, I said so then.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Listen, you bucket of bolts, if you have any hard evidence, you need to tell us now. Because I'm getting tired of all this shit.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Does this goblin look like a billionaire to you? Cause she doesn't look like one to me!"

[madface7]

"You want some hard evidence? Fine.

>keep searching for evidence against Mark.

[Zanreo]

"...Maybe the killer wanted it to look like a terrible job." Shin says.

>examine bottles of flavored syrup

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

> Search bar for clues

[PointMaid]

From looking at the bruises, it looks like she was beaten with the flavored syrup bottle. About the right size and whatnot.

[madface7]

"If you can't tell, I am not in my right mind, I haven't had anything to eat in possibly months, this WHOLE SITUATION is WAY too much for me, I'm going even more insane than I was before, so if you please, just vote off Mark, and if he's innocent, then we can all have a good laugh as you impale my FUCKING HEAD on a stick. GOT IT?"

The plates have slid off 2-E's fingers, and revealed sharp claws.

[wingedcatgirl]

"If the killer wanted it to be an obviously shoddy framejob, that'd explain a lot," Mark says, searching the liquor cabinets for relevant evidence.

He frowns at 2-E's comment. "... Do robots eat? I thought robots didn't eat."

[madface7]

"SURE! They can eat now! HAND ME A PINA COLADA RIGHT NOW. I DON'T CARE IF I CAN'T TASTE IT."

/vote Mark

[wingedcatgirl]

Mark shrugs and hands over a pina colada.

[Zanreo]

"Know what I think? I have this feeling who 2-E really wants voted out isn't you, Mark... but itself." Shin says.

>also search bar

[PointMaid]

Like I said, I was already suspicious of Mark. The bottles match up, and 2E says it saw him with gloves. And like 2E says... it's wrong, it's probably going to be looked at as the first one to vote out. That doesn't really give it an incentive to lie, does it?

/Vote Mark.

[madface7]

2-E slams the entire glass onto its face, splattering the pina colada everywhere. Its monitor starts sparking.

"And worst of all, I can't fucking find the person who is the ONE REASON I tried to get into this place."

[PointMaid]

...Why would it want to vote itself off, Shin? Badly framing itself to maybe deflect suspicion, sure, I could see. But getting voted off... I don't know.