We try to kill SCP-682

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Welcome to the SCP Foundation. Today, you have been tasked with possibly one of the most dangerous and resilient SCPs: SCP-682.

SCP-682: "The Hard-To Destroy Reptile"

Object Class: Keter

Description: SCP-682 is an unknown reptilian creature seemingly not of this world that harbors a disdain/hate for all life. In addition, SCP-682 also exhibits a healing factor that allows it to regenerate/recover from any known harm, has an adaptation factor that allows it to adapt its body to different situations, and is also extremely intelligent. Due to these high dangerous qualities, the SCP Foundation has stated that SCP-682 must be destroyed as soon as possible.

This is where you come in... Here's how this forum game works: A poster suggests some way to deal with/kill SCP-682 as a "test". The below poster has to then note the results of said test before suggesting a test of their own.

With that out of the way... Let us begin... 

Test: Put SCP-682 into a freezer room and get the freezer room's temperature as close to Absolute Zero (–273.15°C or –459.67°F.) as possible.

[madface7]

Result: 682 adapts to the freezing temperature quickly, and slowly cracks through the ice, bursting out.

Test: Subject it to 10 hours of looking at Rule 34 of itself

[artsyGeek]

Result: Embarrassed? Yes. Dead? No.

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Test: Put it in a chamber of Dustys! And SCP-999.

[Cassie]

Result: SCP-682 is laughing hella loud, SCP-999 has fled, and AY SHEESH, THE POOR KETS, THEY ALL DIED!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Test: Put SCP-682 in a food processor.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Result: SCP-682 just holds on to the blade being spun around tightly, shouting “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!” before the processor gets turned off. It throws up afterwards.

Test: Lock SCP-682 in a car during a hot summer's day and hopes it has a heatstroke and dies.

[Dookie]

Result: They just break the car open.

Test: Lock them in a room with SCP-69 and SCP-420.

[josh6243]

Result: Giving SCP-682 a bottle of alcohol that mutates him and an SCP that [REDACTED] isn't a wise idea.

Test: There is no test. SCP-682 switched things up and forced me to be the test subject. Can you get me out of here? I think the lizard broke containment.

[Cassie]

"Hold on a second."

Test: SCP-682 is pitted against 25 Reploids.

[josh6243]

Result: The 25 Reploids get their butts kicked. At least Researcher Soedjono was able to escape as a result. Note to other researchers. Do not put SCP-69 and SCP-420 in the same room as SCP-682 again. Get SCP-420-J instead.

Test: Get the Shark Punching Center guys to turn SCP-682 into a punchable shark again.

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

Result: First of all, how are we going to contact them? They're about as secretive as WE are. And secondly... A shark is about as dangerous as a hard-to-destroy reptile in terms of aggression when being punched. We're sorry, but we're going to have to reject this experiment.

Test: Crush it with a steamroller.

[Cassie]

Result: It puffs back up again, like FUCKING MEMORY FOAM.

Test: Have it eat Mystery Food X from Persona 4.

[josh6243]

Result: SCP-682 enjoyed it. Said it reminded it of its childhood for some reason. It had a childhood?!

Test: Have it judge the worst chefs on the planet in the guise of a cooking tournament.

[awe921]

RESULT: The food sucked. To clean his palate, 682 devoured the chefs.
Food was 1/10 but the chefs were an acceptable 8/10.

TEST: Beat it in a rap battle via assistance from The Boyfriend.
If it doesn't die atleast we know that rap battles can fend it's wrath off.

[Magolor]

RESULT: SCP-682 humors The Boyfriend (D-694201337) for 10 minutes before showering him with acid, resulting in a slow, fatal death. The cause is presumed to be some sort of dislike for people with azure scrotums.

TEST: Pit it in a gauntlet of marachi dancing with maracas so that it is fully aware we are having fun with its deadly nature.
Make sure to blast the music at full volume.

[IsThisAPikachu]

RESULT: SCP-682 eats the maracas, along with several D-Class, and Dr. Jack Bright. New host promptly given.

TEST: Pit SCP-682 against Hank J. Wimbleton and see what happens.