Toontown Showdown

[Dookie]

I told you, you No-Good Mongrel, that I was injured last night. Struck! Someone could have easily stolen my hair then and planted it. As for your excuse, of course one that places you ANYWHERE is something a Lazy Antifa Mutt would think of. As for breaking out, I don't see any reason to come up with an excuse for that, when your excuse is far weaker, as should be expected from a Talentless Hack Excuse-Maker such as yourself.

Kelly huffs loudly, and drinks a whiskey sour in the most spiteful possible manner.

“So how did you know you were injured? If you do know, who injured you?”