Toontown Showdown

[Kafkaesque]

"Oh yeah, the old guys who grew up with me like to talk about how it's the youngsters who're too fragile, but you can hurt an oldie's feelings by just sayin' an item is outta stock at Lowe's."

The owl blinks with both the eyes on his head and the functional second pair of eyes that adorn his crown-themed top hat.

"I am... very old indeed, and I don't recall any of my old companions being quite like this. Perhaps I just came from a simpler time?"

At the "who the crap are you guys", Stolas "oop"s softly and rises to his feet (holy crap this guy is tall, he's like a pair of stilts with a birb balanced on top).

"Ah, yes, introductions are in order, aren't they? I am Prince Stolas, current monarch of the House of Goetia. Not that my title means much at all here, I imagine."