Toontown Showdown 2

[Kennifer]

Tina groans a bit, feeling momentarily indecisive. On one hand she'd feel bad if he was innocent… on the other hand, it was the only lead they had and it'd be over, right?

So she'll…

/vote Badgerclops

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

So that's three! So Badgerclops! Been looking forward to this for a long time! But do you have anything to say for yourself?

[PointMaid]

Lotta nods. I know, finally an execution... but yes, any final words?

She's looking intently at the faces of the others, as if to take in their expressions as things are said...

[Magolor]

....uh, guys? There's obviously signs he got smothered with some sort of cloth! Like in the movies where someone gets kidnapped with that sleeping drug, and...

Oh. Well, I guess I'm done for. I admit I'm not any more innocent than THAT guy over there1 He points at the Anizawa guy.

Look, it doesn't take a genius to figure out something so obvious. You left the evidence RIGHT THERE! IN FRONT OF US! So how the heck does that make ME the murderer? Psssh. You just thought it'd be easy to make them vote for me because they were desperate. And you two took the bait so easily.... am I that suspicious to you!?

He wipes a single tear from his face before bowing slightly.

But... yeah. I did try to kill Adrien last night. A different way, though. It's not like I actually witnessed the murder but he was dead way faster than any other method of poisoning would. A spiked drink, suicide.... Well, whatever. I have a little something to show you all before I get unfairly sent to prison forever....

He flicks each of them in the nose playfully before sitting himself on the ground, with a smile.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yes, how touching. Well let's get this show on the road! Got the guys in props working overtime for this one! Hey, fellas! Bring out the mirrors!

The prop people surround everyone, upwards and downwards. Mincer comes up to Badgerclops and inspects his cybernetic arm.

How do you get the laser to work on this thing? Ahh here we go!

Mincer finds a way to fire the weapon as the laser darts its way to one of the mirrors. It bounces off it and hits another mirror. It ricochets back and forth between mirrors everywhere while barely fizzing by everyone else, excluding Lotta and Mincer, of course. Eventually, the laser flies at Badgerclops and rips its way through his chest. His body falls right on top of Mincer right before the latter lets out a high scream. Badgerclops's corpse squirms for a moment before Mincer pops out of his chest wound like he were some kind of alien. Th-th-th-that's all folks! he says in an excited tone while he's drenched in Badgerclops's blood and guts. This has been a Schadenfreude Cartoon! He jumps out of the body while licking some of the blood off him. Delicious! Tastes like summer lemonade! You all finally managed to vote someone off after how long? Doesn't matter. You all finally did it! But oops! Badgerclops was completely innocent! And you know what that means...

He points to Meito.

You, Meito, did it! With only three people left and with you getting away with murder, you have now become a star!

He hands Meito the paperwork.

Sign here, and here, and here.... and the rest of you! Since you all made it to the end, you can all go home now!

[Kennifer]

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh. I'm glad I get to go home though. But I think I'll just stick with school plays for now. And maybe a school talent show or something with Gene and Louise."

[PointMaid]

Ooh, twist ending! Love it! And that laser, hmm, going to have to give those prop guys a raise!

Well done, Meito, indeed. And Tina and Telly for surviving.

[PointMaid]

I do think you'll find that Meito poisoned the kid, not smothered him, too. I believe the wipes were for wiping down surfaces to get rid of any evidence. ...Worked as a distraction, too, though, and Meito saw a chance to get the rest of you suspicious of the Badger and took it.

[Oggy123]

"You tricked us! You sneaky fiend!" Telly points at Meito. "I'll make sure you'll never forget your misdeeds! But first, i could use some slice-of-life binge when i get home."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

I agree! Meito saw the chance and he took it! Very conniving, I love it! Reminds me of when I first got started! You made this mouse real proud!

[PointMaid]

It's all a part of the contest, Telly! Can't get too mad at him. How else were we going to find the 'toons with the grit we wanted?

[Zanreo]

"...That's right. I was the killer..." Meito says. "Look, I really didn't want it to have to come to this. But I... I wanted to get out of here, I wanted this to end! I just hope Adrien died quickly and painlessly." he says with tears in his eyes. "I... I don't expect any of you to forgive me for what I did. Both the murder and framing someone innocent.

He then looks at the contract. "As for this... I'm sorry, but I have no interest in working with you anymore! he says as he starts tearing the contract apart. "At this point, I want nothing to do with you or your studio anymore! He then sets the torn-up paper on fire.

"Now... I gotta get back to my shop."

[PointMaid]

Yeah, bet you'll change your mind! It's a good deal. C'mon, you offed one of our good candidates for this!

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Ninja'd, waiting for response

[Kennifer]

"Argh, why were both of the cute guys killers? Maybe I shouldn't turn my back on Jimmy Junior."

...no, she'll wait for him to turn his back on her instead. So she can look at his butt.

[Oggy123]

"Anyway, time for me to get home. I gotta find some more new shows to watch."

Telly then looks at Tina.

"Well, if i learned something from the shows i watch and captured, is that you should never judge a book by it's cover. Anyway, wanna watch some Anime?"

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Yeah! Come on, Meito! Fame and fortune, all yours! You earned it yourself!

[Zanreo]

"...This isn't the kind of fame I'd be interested in."

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

Mincer appears shocked when he sees Meito refusing the offer. Then he gives him a very scathing glare.

Well fine then! We don't want you here anyway! You could have had fame and fortune, all yours! But you just threw it all away! Go, go with these nobodies! We don't need you! We still have the Lockhorns! They'll make us a fortune! So don't let the door hit you on the way out when you leave with these losers!, she says in a fury while pointing to Tina and Telly.

[PointMaid]

That's right. You really don't want it? Fine. We have other stars.

[Kennifer]

"Do you have an anime with a lot of teenage boys in it? Or horses? Or zombies? Or all of the above?"

[Zanreo]

"Oh, there's- Meito was about to suggest various anime series fitting those various criteria, but stopped himself.

[PointMaid]

Well, if you really just want to watch other people's performances for entertainment, I suppose I can't force you to work, can I? At least we have one STAR. And we can do another contest to find more, if we need to.

[Mr. Lee Hammer]

A limo finally shows up to the studio. And out come the new stars of the studio, The Lockhorns.

Ahh, the new stars here! I hope you both had a nice time out on the town! Ready to take part in the show? As for the rest of you, here's the limo to take you back home wherever you all live.

[PointMaid]

That's right! We want our stars get treated perfectly. No complaints, I hope., Lotta says to the Lockhorns.