The Turned Tables

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria looks at the cat. Awwww...look at you, you tiny wittle cat you!!!!! Isn't he adorable??!!!! Smol ket...

[artsyGeek]

[Tory has never been more frightened by a cat.]

"aaAAAAAAAHHHHH WHAT THE-"

> Permission to go and find a hiding spot?

[Cassie]

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

A completely deranged Glasya charges at the other hosts, rocket-powered chainsaw abomination aiming at them.

[Dookie]

> Permission to go and find a hiding spot?

Yes.

[artsyGeek]

> AIGHT LET'S FUCKING HIDE

[SmilyCube112]

Zecro, who had gone to use the nearest toilet, exits to find the feline host has gone deranged and mental and is chasing people down with a chainsaw. What does he do?

>Try to sneak up to Glasya from a safe angle and give them a PUNCH to their back.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

>run to observatory for safey. and observing

[Dookie]

> AIGHT LET'S FUCKING HIDE (Geek)

We're hiding in the bathroom…crying in the bathroom…wait.

>Try to sneak up to Glasya from a safe angle and give them a PUNCH to their back. (Smily)

You just punched a fucking cat.

You MONSTER!

>run to observatory for safey. and observing (Knife)

Observe the murder ket in it's natural habitat.

[Cassie]

"...LATEMAN!!!!"

Glasya turns their chainsaw towards Mr. Zecro, and CHARGES with the rocket-powered chainsaw!

[SmilyCube112]

Zecro, after doing that, says to Glasya: "CHILL. I am not letting you do this, even if you're a feline host, so calm the FUCK down."

[Kennifer]

>Hide from the murderkitty until Audley or Jenkins do something about this

[MadameButterflyKnife]

>look for catnip in observatory

[Caret]

Oh, fuck you. You didn't even try to hide the evidence this time around. [host2 summons a dagger made out of the same light that appears to make up his body and decides to run for safety.]

> find a hiding palace from the insane ket

[SmilyCube112]

Forgot to do this in my previous post, and I don't think I'm allowed to edit them. Plus, I never try to sandwich-post, so:

>Dodge Glasya's attack

[Dookie]

>Hide from the murderkitty until Audley or Jenkins do something about this (Helena)

Bathroom time!


>look for catnip in observatory (Knife)

None.

> find a hiding palace from the insane ket (Host2)

Ah shit, the bathroom's locked…

>Dodge Glasya's attack (Dr. Zecro)

It's no use. Damage is dealt!

[Dookie]

“Come here, Kitty Kitty. If you weren't part of this game…I would make you my cat. You would make a great cat. Maybe I could resurrect you some time? I have a nice house, Y'know.”

9 Lives

Glasya wakes up in their own game…God Complex.

“Ugh…I can't do this. But hey, if the fragments can resurrect people, so can I!”

She sets Glasya up at a gulliotine.

”This'll only hurt for a second.”

The gulliotine falls….fuck it's jammed.

[Cassie]

"Ny-...shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit-"

Glasya's not one for an execution to bungle. But this one, this one, it better bungle.

"Nyo NYO NYO NYO NYO NYO NYO-"

They start violently moving and shaking, trying to get themself out of the guilliotine. A cellphone of sorts, no, multiple cellphones manifest near them, but they're all out of reach.

"NYOOOO NYO NYO NYO NYO NYO NYO NYO NYO-"

[KungFuCutbug]

9 Lives, Part Two (thanks for letting me write this Dookie)

[From behind Audley comes a very short figure holding a chainsaw and dressed in a long black robe and a stagehand's hat that conceals its entire face... save for the prominent pink rabbit ears. It slowly shambles towards Glasya, revving up the chainsaw and laughing under its breath. Once the cat is face-to-face with their lagomorphic executioner, the two of them stare at each other silently for a moment.

The figure then shoves the blade of its chainsaw down Glasya's throat and turns it on, shredding apart their insides, before slicing the kitty rather messily in two from the jaw down to their tail. Once the gruesome scene is complete, the executioner turns back to Audley, gives a salute, then shambles back behind her. Anyone who attempts to chase after it would find that it has disappeared completely.]

[SmilyCube112]

Zecro breathes a sigh of relief as he sees the execution happen. He's never actually stood up to a chainsaw maniac like that before, and wasn't even sure he would survive. But, at the very least he's still conscious, so he just tries getting up and move to his bedroom.

[Dookie]

“And the cat's dead! Looks the food chain really speaks for itself….but I'll cheat it, don't worry. I always wanted a cat.”

---

“By the way, your next motive will be a doozy. Everybody take what's closest to you and hold it tightly.”

[Caret]

[host2 slowly claps at the gruesome execution.] Bravo. Absolutely bravo. That cat is finally out of the way, so that's one annoyance dealed with. Only 8 people remain now... let the games begin.

[wingedcatgirl]

"Begin"? V says, grabbing a random object off a nearby table. Nearly half the players are already - ah, never mind it.

[SmilyCube112]

Zecro had only just reached the stairs when he heard what the next motive is, and was initially confused by it............until shock shows itself on his face and he pretty much goes to his room ASAP. Afterwards, he >Checks to see if the door can be locked, and if so, LOCK IT.

[Kennifer]

Helena, not wanting to revert to her stupid sober self, ponders holding onto her bottle of brandy. However... if this means somethings going to happen to the brandy if she holds it, she decides instead to hold her guitar, setting the remainder of the brandy on a nearby (hopefully unturned) table.

[Dookie]

>Checks to see if the door can be locked, and if so, LOCK IT. (Zecro)

Good job, smarty pants. You just locked everyone out of their rooms.