The Turned Tables

[Cassie]

[host2 is starting to become suspicious of Glaysa.] The very fact that you are alive while the others caught in the chandelier's path are dead is suspicious by itself, and your story doesn't seem to be consistent, either. And a cat like you can easily jump up to a chandelier without the need for a ladder... so...

"Nyi may be able to reach the top of a bookshelf, but chandeliers are always out of my reach when there's no ladder anywhere."

[MadameButterflyKnife]

And who says you can't jump from furniture to the chandelier???!!! Your claws could have cut the rope, and you're a good jumper!!!!!!

[Kennifer]

I'd like to know why you kept changing your story. Your memory can't be THAT bad, it'd have to be worse than mine is when I'm sober.

[Cassie]

And who says you can't jump from furniture to the chandelier???!!! Your claws could have cut the rope, and you're a good jumper!!!!!!

"Nyi can't!"

[Cassie]

"Nyi can't jump to there, even with the furniture!"

[Kennifer]

Prove you can't, then. Show us how high you can jump.

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria begins clapping rhythmically. JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP TO YOUR DOOM, ADORABLE MURDER KITTY!!!!!

[Cassie]

Glasya heads off to the library, climbs up the bookshelfshelf, and aims for the chandelier.

>Whether or not they do hit the chandelier from jumping off the top of said bookshelf, I'm leaving it up to the dice

[Dookie]

>Whether or not they do hit the chandelier from jumping off the top of said bookshelf, I'm leaving it up to the dice (Libre)

They…do. Oopsies.

[Dookie]

>Whether or not they do hit the chandelier from jumping off the top of said bookshelf, I'm leaving it up to the dice (Libre)

They…do. Oopsies.

[Cassie]

"...Nyalright, how the fyuck do you expect me to carry this over to the conservatory without it falling down to the floor where it was cut first!?"

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maria looks at the cat, safely on the chandelier. Wait, we're carrying it?! I just thought we were voting off the sus cat!!! Speaking of!! If you story keeps changing....and you could have done it....that means THE CAT'S THE KILLER!!! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

/vote Glasnya

[wingedcatgirl]

/vote Glasya

[Kennifer]

Okay, actually getting it in there is harder to explain. But you can clearly get up to a chandelier, and with the changing story, and the fact you were alive after... either the chandelier fell on you or you came in and it had already fallen... actually if it had already fallen, why were you under it?

Anyway, that is a lot of holes.

[Kennifer]

And yes, Helena is also going to

/vote Glasya (sorry, ket...)

[MadameButterflyKnife]

Maybe he crawled under it, Helena!! Cats are fast, maybe he was playing wolf!! Or sheep. I forgot what the phrase was-maybe he was pretending to be a victim after it crashed by crawling under the chandelier!! He's small, he can fit!!!

[Caret]

[host2 is going to...]

> vote Glaysa

[Kennifer]

Well, I'd wanted to hear his excuse, but it's probably a bit late for that now.

Helena takes another sip of brandy.

[Cassie]

Maybe he crawled under it, Helena!! Cats are fast, maybe he was playing wolf!! Or sheep. I forgot what the phrase was-maybe he was pretending to be a victim after it crashed by crawling under the chandelier!! He's small, he can fit!!!

"Nyi wanted to rest by the observatory with the intent to fuck around with those two, but I didn't have the chance before someone smashed the chandelier down upon us! It's only because of my cat instincts that I managed to make it out alive!"

[Dookie]

Audley appears.

”One vote left for killing the cat. :)”

[Despair's Archon of Memes]

... Yeah... Things aren't looking great for you, Glasya...

/Vote Glasya

[Cassie]

"Nyo nyo nyo nyo, how the fuck would anyone get up there without the ladder? And if I slash it here right now, there's no way I'd be able to pick it up before it breaks and becomes unusuable!"

[door-kun]

"Well, have fun dying, kitty cat! Too bad you don't have nine lives."

[Dookie]

Audley appears and pets the ket.

“This cat will die in about…an hour. Say your goodbyes everyone, cause curiosity killed this cat.”

[Cassie]

Oh boy. Glasya's breathing heavily. Their grin goes fucking deranged and empty as all hell.

"Fyine, nyou got me."

"Nya wanna know how those two shitties died?" They start laughing maniacally, and knock down the library's ladder. "Nyi took this, went to the ballroom and climbed it up, severed the chandelier with my claws, took it all the way up to the conservatory whilst climbing, and shattered nyit right above whoever was foolish enough to stay there! NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

(...)

"Fyuck you. Fyuck you all on your ways on your games of death. In fact, FUCK AWE TOO! Nyall games of death always leave more than one person behind at the end. Nyalways the shittiest of these games, especially when so many still remain alive! And those two...byah, they refuse to acknowledge that ultimately, they're hosting one regardless, making people kill each other with their shit regardless of the intentions...a game of death is a game of death nonetheless!"

"AND FUCK THE WARDEN! HE'S A SHITHEAD FOR LEAVING ME BEHIND ON WHAT HAPPENED AFTER I FIRST MET HIS CHOSEN PRISONERS!"

They pull out that massive chainsaw again, the mechanical abomination revving madly, and is now blasting...rocket thrusters, at the back end. What in the hell...and they're...boy, that's a deranged expression if anyone's ever seen one.