04-07-2022, 20:37:44 PM
Why would I ever request payment in crypto? And besides... Oh, look here. It does not make sense for me to distribute the pills for free. I'm running a business. Fucking Socialists, the lot of you.
Incidentally, everyone who's possessed already will be the ones trying to avoid taking my pills, out of fear that I'm right and they'll make you unpossessed. Of course, the fact is, I withhold this preventative measure to test who's really got our interests at heart. Only those with our interests at heart would pay a pittance for these life-saving tablets. Those who would reject them out-of-hand will be the ones who are actively trying to kill us.
Anyway, I do take souls and pawnables if you don't have cash, paypal, or venmo, which I don't know why you wouldn't bring your wallet with you. I take check too, but if it bounces, your very soul will be DISSOLVED by Dyr'ovachi! And I'll sue you when we get out. Oh, I also will accept IOUs, but considering the risk I'd be taking on, you'll owe me ten dollars per pill instead of paying five up front.
Incidentally, everyone who's possessed already will be the ones trying to avoid taking my pills, out of fear that I'm right and they'll make you unpossessed. Of course, the fact is, I withhold this preventative measure to test who's really got our interests at heart. Only those with our interests at heart would pay a pittance for these life-saving tablets. Those who would reject them out-of-hand will be the ones who are actively trying to kill us.
Anyway, I do take souls and pawnables if you don't have cash, paypal, or venmo, which I don't know why you wouldn't bring your wallet with you. I take check too, but if it bounces, your very soul will be DISSOLVED by Dyr'ovachi! And I'll sue you when we get out. Oh, I also will accept IOUs, but considering the risk I'd be taking on, you'll owe me ten dollars per pill instead of paying five up front.
I am the They who says it!